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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:11 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:41 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Sun Aug 02, 2015 8:01 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sun Aug 02, 2015 8:25 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Mon Aug 03, 2015 4:05 am
Haha that was funny.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:32 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Mon Aug 03, 2015 3:18 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:46 am
A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy who grants him 3 wishes. The asylum seeker says i'm hungry. (POW) a huge banquet appears! He then says now I want a nice house. (POW) a big mansion with a swimming pool appears. He then says I want to be British. (POW) everything vanishes! He asks where has everything gone? the fairy says you're British now mate, you're Entitled to fuck all.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:14 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:15 am
Took the other half to a Disco last night. There was a bloke on the dance floor giving it large, breakdancing, backflips, moonwalking the works. Other half says: "That guy proposed to me 20 years ago and I turned him down." I replied: "Looks like he is still celebrating."
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:16 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:38 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sun Aug 09, 2015 10:16 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
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Dad: ‘GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!’
Child: *storms off* ‘JIM MORRISON WAS OVER RATED’
Dad: ‘WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS’
Child: *storms off* ‘JIM MORRISON WAS OVER RATED’
Dad: ‘WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS’
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:21 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:21 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:37 am
My mate is addicted to brake fluid.
But he reckons he can stop at any time.
But he reckons he can stop at any time.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:41 am
'Our Cilla' has died and gone to Heaven, she's 'God's Cilla' now.
So expect her to be attacking Tokyo in the upcoming weeks.
So expect her to be attacking Tokyo in the upcoming weeks.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:42 am
- Spoiler:
- A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office.
No name was given but he was a high wanking officer.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Ringdrotten Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:05 pm
azriel wrote:
- Spoiler:
No name was given but he was a high wanking officer.
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