what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]

That one was actually pretty clever.

isn't that kind of the wife insulting herself

CC12 35 wrote:isn't that kind of the wife insulting herself

It's a metaphor

or some shit like that

Okay, calm down Shakespeare...

chris63 wrote:

Why does he randomly clarify that he meant his name not his wealth when the girl hasn't even asked?

So its a joke?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both fell out of the stupid tree and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

if she flies with Ryanair she will have to pay an extra £60 tarty baggage fee. Ryanair even makes you pay extra even if you have an extra large bottom but are pear shaped so its not your fault. allegedly.

Anyone we know?

Bear when he see's the bill. lol

That shouldn't be as funny as it is.

I crack up every time i see it

I dont get it.

I dont see it.

It's a panda bear eating something and then a photoshopped hand with a receipt comes into the frame and the bear jumps up in shock.

Eldorion wrote:It's a panda bear eating something and then a photoshopped hand with a receipt comes into the frame and the bear jumps up in shock.

oh, lol, that one the ever-so-funny sneezing panda