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Post by azriel Thu May 16, 2013 10:36 am

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu May 16, 2013 2:33 pm

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Post by Eldorion Thu May 16, 2013 3:08 pm

That one was actually pretty clever. Laughing
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Post by CC12 35 Thu May 16, 2013 6:44 pm

isn't that kind of the wife insulting herself

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Post by chris63 Fri May 17, 2013 4:49 am

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Post by Eldorion Fri May 17, 2013 5:36 am

CC12 35 wrote:isn't that kind of the wife insulting herself

It's a metaphor

or some shit like that
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Post by Ally Fri May 17, 2013 12:54 pm

Okay, calm down Shakespeare...

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Post by halfwise Fri May 17, 2013 1:33 pm

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Post by Ally Fri May 17, 2013 2:03 pm

Why does he randomly clarify that he meant his name not his wealth when the girl hasn't even asked?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 17, 2013 2:56 pm

So its a joke?

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Post by azriel Fri May 17, 2013 5:04 pm

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both fell out of the stupid tree and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 17, 2013 5:40 pm

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri May 17, 2013 6:11 pm

if she flies with Ryanair she will have to pay an extra £60 tarty baggage fee. Ryanair even makes you pay extra even if you have an extra large bottom but are pear shaped so its not your fault. allegedly.
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Post by Orwell Sat May 18, 2013 11:33 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun May 19, 2013 12:31 am

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Post by chris63 Mon May 20, 2013 5:24 am

Bear when he see's the bill. lol

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Post by Eldorion Mon May 20, 2013 5:33 am

That shouldn't be as funny as it is. Laughing
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Post by chris63 Mon May 20, 2013 5:43 am

I crack up every time i see it



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Post by Mrs Figg Mon May 20, 2013 10:07 am

I dont get it. No
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon May 20, 2013 2:29 pm

I dont see it.

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Post by Eldorion Mon May 20, 2013 3:55 pm

It's a panda bear eating something and then a photoshopped hand with a receipt comes into the frame and the bear jumps up in shock. Razz
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Post by Norc Mon May 20, 2013 7:01 pm

Eldorion wrote:It's a panda bear eating something and then a photoshopped hand with a receipt comes into the frame and the bear jumps up in shock. Razz

oh, lol, that one Very Happy the ever-so-funny sneezing panda Very Happy
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