what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

You've probably heard this one already, but...

Two hunters are out in the woods, rifles at their sides and on the lookout for deer. Suddenly, one of the hunters falls over and stops moving. He looks dead: his eyes are glazed over and it doesn't look like he's breathing. The other hunter is panicking but he gets his cell phone out and calls 911. "Oh my god, my partner just fell over and i don't know what to do it looks like he's dead!"
The operator responds calmly, "Alright, we're going to get through this and it's going to be alright. First off, let's make sure he's actually dead."
There's silence on the other end for a moment, and then the sound of a gunshot.
The hunter picks the phone back up. "O.K. now what?"

Was the hunter Dick Cheney?

'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice.

My gondolences.

Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign reading;
"& Emergency".
She claimed she found it by Accident...

I can quite easily remember when that would have been state of the art graphics for a game..

You old codger!

So can you guess who this trickster is that came guising to my door last night?

yes. was he naked under that burkah? was that the treat?

Mrs Figg wrote:yes. was he naked under that burkah? was that the treat?

eewww. I know it's Hallowe'en but that's just evil.

We're all naked under the dirt

Why is tennis such a hard sport to learn?

Spoiler:

YES !!!