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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:13 am
How very true ! 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:27 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:06 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:07 pm
I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my Mother in law up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by chris63 Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:53 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:05 am
(Although by laughing at that I suspect I am now condoning beating up women in certain eyes Or is it ok because a woman told the joke?But then Azriel is not a pro comedian is she? This is so confusing 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:20 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:03 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Norc Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:03 pm
their camouflage doesn't work that way ergo i don't find it funny.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Mrs Figg Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:13 pm
have u seen 2 Chameleons in bed recently? ergo how do you know?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:16 pm
That sounds like a dangerous sort of question to ask a Fjordian to me!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Mrs Figg Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:19 pm
I think that applies to all cheeky questions. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:20 pm
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.
Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.
Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."
Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.
Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:33 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Norc Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:37 pm
that was rather a good one.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Orwell Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:01 am
I may have to delete that one, Azriel, sorry. Bit rude for a Family Friendly Forum, I'm 'fraid. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by chris63 Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:11 am
But you can use as much bad language as you want thou Azriel 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:20 am
Ok ! F**k you, !
Wonder if theres a swear word for each letter of the alphabet ? or as close as one can get ? Mmmmmm,
{{{ be warned Orwell, I can come up with worse jokes ? youve been "saved" so far, but, Im a lady so...}}}
Wonder if theres a swear word for each letter of the alphabet ? or as close as one can get ? Mmmmmm,
{{{ be warned Orwell, I can come up with worse jokes ? youve been "saved" so far, but, Im a lady so...}}}
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Orwell Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:33 pm
I've tried so hard to keep this place clean... 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Norc Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:06 pm
azriel wrote:Wonder if theres a swear word for each letter of the alphabet ? or as close as one can get ? Mmmmmm,
challenge accepted.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:54 pm
This should be good, and sweary!_________________
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