Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]

by azriel Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:10 pm

I think I MIGHT like to challenge Norc ?? be fun ??!! But DEFFO in spoilers !! THIS WILL OFFEND !! WARNING!!

by chris63 Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:21 am

by Norc Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:33 am

azriel wrote:I think I MIGHT like to challenge Norc ?? be fun ??!! But DEFFO in spoilers !! THIS WILL OFFEND !! WARNING!!

i had a lot... then it disappeared because internet is a bitch... i will do it!!

yeah.. x, z and y i have some problems with..

by Norc Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:34 am

also. i don't swear in one word. we do it in sentences. (as a curse or a wholehearted wish for the other)

by azriel Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:20 am

Ok ! I think I know what you mean ? like....you f**k face son of a bitch, Il dangle your %$&*" in front of your nose......type of thing yeah ? I agree, XY & Z are a challenge ! Oh gawd, this should be fun ! *gulp*

by Norc Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:49 pm

i am kinda stuck since everything got deleted Rolling Eyes

and i can only come up with fjordian ones.. and i don't know if i should translate or not.

by azriel Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:27 pm

Thats a point, do we use English Language or your spicey Fjordian version ? OR a mixture of the two ?

by Norc Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:49 pm

by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:28 pm

And what about fictional swearing? Fecking for example (Father Ted) or rather handily for this challenge Zoobies (Clockwork Orange)

by David H Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:35 pm

By far the best I've ever been sworn at was by an old Finnish immigrant. He used almost all English words, but strung together in innovative ways that made your head spin. He was able to draw on all the crabbit of two languages for close to 15 minutes without repeating himself once. A true artist! Shocked

by azriel Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:07 pm

I can see I need practice here, now who can I practice on ?? When shall the contest begin ? I guess as long as its words we SORTA know (?) & not made up on the spur of the moment we SHOULD be ok ? And the winner gets.......? Actually I dont bloody care ! just as long as I get thru it ! pale

by Norc Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:02 pm

yeah the fins are good too Very Happy

by chris63 Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:24 am

Wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when you're drunk".
Husband says "that's not true .. sometimes I want a kebab"

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:01 am

So true.

by Mrs Figg Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:38 pm

by azriel Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:16 pm

I think the kebab's got more going for it, Rolling Eyes

by Mrs Figg Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:20 pm

who needs Man of Steel when there's Man of Stool?

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by azriel Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:28 pm

OOOOO ! yuk !! Not with your bare hands man !!

by Mrs Figg Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:39 pm

by Norc Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:52 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:who needs Man of Steel when there's Man of Stool?

we need one of them.

(if i had the guts/wasn't afraid i would be a victim, i'd do the same thing.)

i hate poop. dog poop. i wrote an essay about how shit destroys spring.

by azriel Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:56 pm

Bangkok !

by chris63 Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:23 am

He who walks through turnstile sidewards is going to Bangkok.

by azriel Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:54 pm

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."