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chris63- Adventurer
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
He mentioned "home in New York". I hadn't realized that, had to look it up. he's moved down to Key West, Florida now because his parkinson's doesn't let him negotiate snow and ice. I'd think a music lover like him might have preferred Austin or New Orleans, but I get the allure of Key West. Have to make it there myself soon - got a niece in college in Florida, and I'm waiting for her to reach legal drinking age.
I guess the chances that I could have run into him at a downtown bar in NYC would have been slim anyway, but I feel like I missed my chance, not knowing he was here. Ah well.
I guess the chances that I could have run into him at a downtown bar in NYC would have been slim anyway, but I feel like I missed my chance, not knowing he was here. Ah well.
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{{{ Welcome back Az }}
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
yay hello Az welcome back
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Hello Guys ! Its so good to be back ! Ive a lot of catching up
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{{ And good to have you back. We've even got a new citizen of Forumshire in your absence, Bilbo (and your lucky youve still got somewhere to come to, I heard Odo had already tried to rent your hole out to Bilbo ) But great to have our resident witch back (oh talking of which, or witch, I could do with some more of that witches brew, um you know, the one that...makes you last longer....I used to be able to drink six barrels before I passed out now I'm lucky if I can last for four )}}
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Az! Felt so much like old times that forgot you had even been gone. Welcome back!
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I see none of the normal home grown lunacy is missing Thats a sad state to get in if you are drooping away Petty, 4 instead of 6 eh ? something needs propping up doesnt it Dear little Fluff muffin, hope the broom cupboard has festive twinkly lights ? My hole is permanantly damp, Ive got used to it. Its one of the downfalls of trickery & witchery. I bet Odo was gonna charge double wasnt he....
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If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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I had a mate who was a boat builder but since Covid he's had to work from home. Sails are going through the roof.
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{{ }}
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I was playing golf with my mate last week, we were in the 9th hole which runs alongside a main road. As my mate was just about to putt a Funeral Cortège appeared, he pulled back from his putt, removed his cap and saluted the coffin. I said “that was very respectful” he said “well we were married for over 40 years”.
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I have to assume your wife doesn't read any of this, Chris!
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Awh, she must have a sense of humour if shes read Chris's jokes
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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Bought a lettuce from small local grocers called Mommas & Papas,
Can’t eat it because all the leaves are brown!
Can’t eat it because all the leaves are brown!
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After that, when you walked into a church did you begin to pray or pretend to pray?
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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Did you hear about the Native American who married a Scotsman?
They had a baby called Hawkeye the Noo…
They had a baby called Hawkeye the Noo…
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