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Post by chris63 Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:50 pm

Very funny.


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Post by halfwise Sat Sep 18, 2021 1:46 pm

He mentioned "home in New York". I hadn't realized that, had to look it up. he's moved down to Key West, Florida now because his parkinson's doesn't let him negotiate snow and ice. I'd think a music lover like him might have preferred Austin or New Orleans, but I get the allure of Key West. Have to make it there myself soon - got a niece in college in Florida, and I'm waiting for her to reach legal drinking age.

I guess the chances that I could have run into him at a downtown bar in NYC would have been slim anyway, but I feel like I missed my chance, not knowing he was here. Ah well.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:51 pm

{{{ Laughing Welcome back Az cheers }}

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:54 pm

cheers :carrot: yay Wave hello Az welcome back
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Post by azriel Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:57 pm

Hello Guys ! Its so good to be back ! Ive a lot of catching up Smile   what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 38 1f618

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Dec 12, 2021 5:58 am

{{ And good to have you back. We've even got a new citizen of Forumshire in your absence, Bilbo (and your lucky youve still got somewhere to come to, I heard Odo had already tried to rent your hole out to Bilbo Mad ) But great to have our resident witch back (oh talking of which, or witch, I could do with some more of that witches brew, um you know, the one that...makes you last longer....I used to be able to drink six barrels before I passed out now I'm lucky if I can last for four No drunken )}}

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Post by halfwise Sun Dec 12, 2021 2:19 pm

Az! Felt so much like old times that forgot you had even been gone. Welcome back!

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Post by azriel Sun Dec 12, 2021 5:03 pm

Laughing I see none of the normal home grown lunacy is missing Smile Thats a sad state to get in if you are drooping away Petty, 4 instead of 6 eh ? something needs propping up doesnt it Smile Dear little Fluff muffin, hope the broom cupboard has festive twinkly lights ? My hole is permanantly damp, Ive got used to it. Its one of the downfalls of trickery & witchery. I bet Odo was gonna charge double wasnt he....

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Post by chris63 Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:07 pm

I had a mate who was a boat builder but since Covid he's had to work from home. Sails are going through the roof.

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Post by azriel Thu Jan 27, 2022 8:45 pm

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Post by chris63 Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:10 pm

I was playing golf with my mate last week, we were in the 9th hole which runs alongside a main road. As my mate was just about to putt a Funeral Cortège appeared, he pulled back from his putt, removed his cap and saluted the coffin. I said “that was very respectful” he said “well we were married for over 40 years”.

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Post by halfwise Tue Feb 15, 2022 2:56 pm

Laughing

I have to assume your wife doesn't read any of this, Chris!

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Post by azriel Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:19 pm

Awh, she must have a sense of humour if shes read Chris's jokes Smile

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Post by azriel Mon Apr 04, 2022 10:13 pm

Bought a lettuce from small local grocers called Mommas & Papas,
Can’t eat it because all the leaves are brown!

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Post by halfwise Mon Apr 04, 2022 10:44 pm

After that, when you walked into a church did you begin to pray or pretend to pray?

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Post by chris63 Thu Jun 16, 2022 6:52 am

Did you hear about the Native American who married a Scotsman?
They had a baby called Hawkeye the Noo…

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