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Post by azriel Thu Jun 16, 2022 11:14 am

Laughing

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Post by azriel Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:51 am

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

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Post by halfwise Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:07 pm

Very Happy

I saw a german take-off on fairy tales, where the evil queen was blonde and insisted that everybody tell brunette jokes. The problem was they had to keep explaining them to her.

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Post by chris63 Tue Jul 19, 2022 5:10 am

:facepalm:

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Post by azriel Tue Jul 19, 2022 9:14 pm

Very Happy

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Post by chris63 Wed Jul 27, 2022 5:01 am

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo
accident.

They put me in the ICU.

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Post by halfwise Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:42 am

Is a peakaboo also some kind of conveyance in Ozzie speak?

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Post by chris63 Thu Jul 28, 2022 12:29 am

Conveyance?

Peekaboo is a game you usually play with little kids.


noun
a game played with a young child, which involves hiding and suddenly reappearing, saying ‘peekaboo’.

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Post by chris63 Thu Jul 28, 2022 12:37 am

Drank a bottle of invisible ink yesterday.
Spent the day in A and E waiting to be seen.

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Post by halfwise Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:07 am

Trying to tie it to an accident worthy of an ICU. The game doesn't do it.

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Post by Forest Shepherd Thu Jul 28, 2022 5:37 pm

I got it. Smile

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Post by halfwise Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:04 pm

Oh I got it immediately, but didn't see how a baby game could get you laid up in the hospital, so it didn't work for me.

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Post by Amarië Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:48 pm

At least the ink joke had the underlying social commentary of health care issues, substance abuse and/or child endangerment.

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Post by Forest Shepherd Fri Jul 29, 2022 6:09 am

Regular barrel of laughs you two.

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Post by Amarië Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:46 am

Laughing

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