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Post by chris63 Mon Dec 25, 2023 3:58 am

Breaking News: Local man discovers his girlfriend is really a ghost.
He told reporters: 'I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door'.

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Post by azriel Mon Jan 29, 2024 4:38 pm

Why did the scarecrow win an award ?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 29, 2024 5:57 pm

{{ :facepalm: }}

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Post by azriel Sun Mar 03, 2024 1:58 pm

I knew a bloke once, addicted to brake fluid, said he could stop anytime..

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Post by chris63 Wed Mar 06, 2024 12:39 am

🤣🤣🤣

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Post by chris63 Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:15 pm

Koi fish always travel in groups of four. In the case of an attack fishes A, B, and C will scatter leaving behind the D koi.

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Post by azriel Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:47 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Just noticed your "girlfriend Ghost" joke ! lol!

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Post by chris63 Sat Mar 09, 2024 7:45 pm

Laughing lol!

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Post by azriel Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:00 am

Breaking news ! Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley....
Now theyre hoping to make buses and trains run on thyme !

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:58 am

{{ :facepalm: Laughing }}

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