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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Norc Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:31 pm
well this is scarily accurate.Sagittarius —
some days, you think the sea is but a giant mirror, the vanity of coquettish stars and lazy clouds in passing.
some days, you think it is the fury of our earth mother, her tears and her sorrow saltwater in the breeze.
on all of them, you want to sail its’ lengths; you want to get lost out on the abyss, feel small beneath the sky.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by huffjuff Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:26 pm
Norc wrote:what never? and you're such a sweet lad!huffjuff wrote:True. I was wrong! I'm in a special relationship with everyone here on the forum!!!Nagual wrote:huffjuff wrote:Mine isnt half as true as I thought it might have been. I've never been in a relationship at all.Cancer —
you are in love with the idea of love more than you are in love with your lovers;
that is why all your relationships are fleeting, why you are always falling apart.
all the same, smile when he proposes. pretend you do not know how this is going to end.
You're in a relationship with everyone you know, and love doesn't have to been sexual. You love your family, and have a relationship. Be strong.
If all else fails. Love yourself...
Aww thanks norc :* Do you know anything I don't know about my relationships?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Norc Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:36 pm
what sort of question is that? if i know anything you don't know about your relationships? ofcourse not... (well i know rumours from folkhighschool 
mohahahahahaha, but we shan't go there. )
mohahahahahaha, but we shan't go there. )
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by huffjuff Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:45 pm
Huh? You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Norc Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:46 pm
i doubt i know something you don't. but my lips are sealed. also i don't want this to backfire 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Norc Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:08 pm
what's a jew's favourite ski-sport?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Norc Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:25 pm
what did the fog say to the grass?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:20 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Norc Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:41 pm
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the zoo is a dog. it's a shitzu.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:55 pm
Oh gawd Norc 
your jokes are worse than mine ! ( but in a nice way ! ) 
your jokes are worse than mine ! ( but in a nice way ! ) _________________
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:45 pm
"" I plan to get some glue for my political movement,
and I shall stick to it !""
and I shall stick to it !""
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:48 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Norc Fri Oct 16, 2015 5:15 am
what do you call a macaroni in a bowl of pasta?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:58 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:44 pm
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
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Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:57 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:13 am
In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:13 am
Language jokes.
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