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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
Bluebottle wrote:"'Ah, I see what you mean,' said Ridcully. 'You're thinking: what kind of bird stops flyin' around for a quick smoke?'
'A puffin,' said the Bursar."
— Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
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I thought it was ?
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date idea: you.. me.. i lay in ur arms.. bleeding everywhere.. diamond heist gone wrong.. im a fuckin rat..
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I've read it 3 times, tried it out in 3 different moods, and I still don't get it.
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halfwise wrote:I've read it 3 times, tried it out in 3 different moods, and I still don't get it.
It's just a subversion of the commonly held idea of what a date should be.
So "date idea: you.. me.. i lay in ur arms.. " is the expectation
And "bleeding everywhere.. diamond heist gone wrong.. im a fuckin rat.." the subversion.
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I think you need to woodshop it a bit...
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A rat like a narc? Not like a rat rat?
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Yeah, think so.
Oh, it's not mine. I just saw it somewhere and thought it mildly amusing.
halfwise wrote:I think you need to woodshop it a bit...
Oh, it's not mine. I just saw it somewhere and thought it mildly amusing.
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The inventor of throat lozengers has died.... There will be no coffin at his funeral....
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As I walked into a restaurant last night the manager stopped me and said, "I'm really sorry sir, but we have no seats available."
"Oh right." I sighed, "Do you mind if I just use your toilet?"
"Not at all." he replied.
I said, "Great, I'll have the mixed grill then please."
"Oh right." I sighed, "Do you mind if I just use your toilet?"
"Not at all." he replied.
I said, "Great, I'll have the mixed grill then please."
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That reminds me of this picture:
It's even worse than my worst gross bathroom story, which was sitting in the stall next to a guy who ever time he strained and a shit plunked into the water, he spat on the floor in front of them. He spat at least 20 times during the time I was in there.
It's even worse than my worst gross bathroom story, which was sitting in the stall next to a guy who ever time he strained and a shit plunked into the water, he spat on the floor in front of them. He spat at least 20 times during the time I was in there.
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You poor devil ! Ive had the old biddy with Diarrhea thats been so squirty, loud & smelly & then we both come out of our cubicles & slowly walk to wash your hands whilst eyeing each other up, knowing full well Old biddy has just blocked the drains & Im seeing double
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I once came out of a stall to find a paranoid junkie with an 8" filleting knife in his hand, waiting for me...
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That must be one of those situation where you're happy you've just been to the toilet.
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Paddy stood at the bar getting pissed, trying to work out why he’s only got three brothers when his sister has four.
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I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card.
It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.
It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.
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azriel wrote:
It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.
An understandable mistake. Hardly your fault, Az.
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