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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:30 pm
Went to the opticians the other day, guess who I banged into ?
Everyone !
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:47 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:23 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by David H Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:57 pm
Did somebody say "SQUASH"?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:57 pm
OMG ! 
you never lets us down, dear old Dave
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:00 pm
The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic.
Medics say he needed a second coat.
Medics say he needed a second coat.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:43 pm
to Dave's squash! 
to Azriel and Blue's jokes!_________________
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by David H Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:37 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:23 pm
You sick puppy Eldo My money's on Hawkins
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:18 pm
Naw, Hawking hasn't mucked that much with Einstein, actually. Albert cleans up.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:35 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:35 pm
I'll do the honours..
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:38 pm
you plum ! _________________
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:59 pm
I went to bed last night thinking I was Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits.
Woke up this morning feeling fine.
Woke up this morning feeling fine.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Nagual Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:08 pm
The difference between men and women?
Their definition of the term "facial" .
Their definition of the term "facial" .
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Eldorion Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:49 am
Long time no see, Nagual! It's a pleasure to see you posting again.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 01, 2015 2:03 pm
this guy is very funny. WARNING bad language and sexual references.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:39 am
I'm disappointed with the new haribo Star Wars selection.
They're all chewy
They're all chewy
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:33 am
Took a second or two then
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:06 pm
Puns!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:15 pm
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