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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:35 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:43 pm
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"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:33 am
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:35 am
What do we want? A cure for Tourettes.
When do we want it? c**t.
When do we want it? c**t.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:36 am
Knock knock
who's there?
It's the police
what do you want?
We just want to talk.
how many of you are there?
Two
then talk to each other
who's there?
It's the police
what do you want?
We just want to talk.
how many of you are there?
Two
then talk to each other
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:40 am
ive just been to a bulimic convention, the place was heaving........
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:52 am
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it
would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:10 am
Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:44 am
chris63 wrote:Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it
would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sun Feb 22, 2015 7:21 pm
I'm sick of my blind son constantly asking, 'Did I do it right, Daddy?'
I wish I'd never given him that damn Rubik's cube.
I wish I'd never given him that damn Rubik's cube.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:37 pm
cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:01 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Eldorion Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:07 am
I had to go look that up. Now I feel like an idiot.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:08 am
Now that would be proof they faked it if it were real!! _________________
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:29 pm
Chris found a winner of a website. For some reason I really liked this one:
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Norc Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:40 pm
Oh but you are an idiot aren't you?Eldorion wrote:I had to go look that up. Now I feel like an idiot.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Mrs Figg Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:54 pm
it took me 5 minutes to work it out. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:16 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:57 am
"'Ah, I see what you mean,' said Ridcully. 'You're thinking: what kind of bird stops flyin' around for a quick smoke?'
'A puffin,' said the Bursar."
— Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
'A puffin,' said the Bursar."
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:39 am
GRAMS: Birds twittering
Henry: (over) Ah. Chick chick chick chicken. Nice chicken. Yes. Chicky chicky chick chick. (surprise) Ohh! (calls) Minnie?
Minnie: (off, calls) What is it, Henry?
Henry: Oh dear, dear. The rooster's ill, Minnie.
Minnie: (off) Why?
Henry: He's just laid an egg.
Henry: (over) Ah. Chick chick chick chicken. Nice chicken. Yes. Chicky chicky chick chick. (surprise) Ohh! (calls) Minnie?
Minnie: (off, calls) What is it, Henry?
Henry: Oh dear, dear. The rooster's ill, Minnie.
Minnie: (off) Why?
Henry: He's just laid an egg.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:09 am
What's the difference between a musician and a Mutual Fund?
One will eventually mature and make some money.
One will eventually mature and make some money.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:19 am
How do you tell a singer is at the door?
They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:21 am
What's the difference between a conductor and God?
God doesn't think he's a conductor.
God doesn't think he's a conductor.
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by Bluebottle Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:22 am
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:37 pm
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