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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by halfwise Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:30 pm
"dog-end" must translate to something other than the obvious. A partially used cigarette?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:58 pm
Spot on Halfy. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Ringdrotten Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:22 pm
Anyone been in touch with Azriel lately?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:52 pm
I have been thinking about Azriel recently. I hope she is ok and comes back soon. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:47 pm
She very occasionally gets to her local library and drops me a line, but not heard from her for a bit. But I know she is keen to get back and misses everyone immensely. And the joke thread just isnt the same without her so I hope she can get back soon.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Eldorion Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:54 pm
Is she unable to get an Internet connection at home or something, or is she just really busy?
I'm looking forward to Azriel's return too.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:56 pm
Problem with the internet to her home.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Eldorion Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:58 pm
Pass along my best wishes next chance you get, please. I hope she can get her technical troubles figured out soon.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:01 pm
Will do, I sent her a pm about a week ago so hoping to hear from her sometime soon.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Norc Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:48 pm
Yepp. Hope she comes back soon too, it ain't the same without her.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by halfwise Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:41 pm
He played along pretty well. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:32 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:29 pm
You do realize when you have a nose transplant, that first batch of snot is not your own ?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:31 pm
Did you know theyve just released a new Barbie doll, its called "Divorced Barbie",
it comes with all Kens stuff.
it comes with all Kens stuff.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by azriel Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:31 pm
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning ?
take your foot off his head.
take your foot off his head.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
by Ringdrotten Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:44 pm
We've missed youazriel wrote:You do realize when you have a nose transplant, that first batch of snot is not your own ?
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