Hi my name is Figg, Mrs Figg.

GGGGRRRRrrr

If you still wish to become my Intern, Mrs Figg, I assure you that I will NOT discriminate against your disability. I'm sure we can use it to both our advantages. We must be Open Minded.

Very well, I will also learn to curb my tongue, or curl it, or whatever.. my posset my captain my king.

You surely will need to. Forumshire folk won't look up to you if you don't - not now you have an Important and presigious Job to do in Forumshire. (See: "Ask Mrs Figg" folks. And forget NotP - it's old hat, I've heard!)

Mrs Figg wrote: Hi I am new, and I was promised Buckie by a nice young gentleman from Scotland, I am one of those naughty Breelanders. Mrs Figg by name, Mrs Figg by nature, I am quite tranquile but sometimes I like swinging bags full of catfood at folks heads, thats why I was banned from a forum with 'Ring' in the title, hope you dont hold it against me.

   

Hi Figg  

God damn, nostalgia bomb all up in this thread. *sniff*

I'll say! This was so long ago Figg called me 'a nice young gentleman from Scotland'

Has it only been four years? I rather fancied the mythic relationship to fade deeper into the mists of time.

 'nice Scottish gentleman' that's quite poignant, how innocent we all were back in the First Age. When Odo roamed free innuendoing the land, those were the days.

Some as say that Odo was a boring old fart - what with all his ethical and exemplary businesses and clean entrepenurial ways. I myself found him quite colourful at times. Some as say he was dead too at one stage, but it turned out he wasn't. Yes, things did seem more interesting in them old innocent days - when everything Banksian was kinda fashionable. I don't know that the new folk think much (or know much) of true Forumshire History - which is sad for us nostalgic types. The name "Banks" meant something in Forumshire once upon a time. "McTyrant", of course, was always a name of disrespectability (and unrespectability too, truth be known!) The advent of Mrs Figg, of course, was like a breath of fresh air - until she ate those Beans of Magical Pungency, that is, and then there were some ill winds on the wind (it's said) (apparently).

The name Banks certainly still commands notice in Forumshire. It's just that the nature of said notice might have evolved along with the Banks clan's own peculiarities.

{{{We miss you Orwell. }}}

Eru damn it I even miss that pompous ass Odo

I miss the Banks clan.

Old Wiseys poems and me actually thinking his wife with the big bazookers was out to get me. for reals.