Happy birthday Figg!
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Happy birthday Figg!
by Bluebottle Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:06 pm
Happy 100th Figg. 
Here, have some fireworks.
Here, have some fireworks.
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Eldorion Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:30 pm
Happy birthday, Mrs Figg! I didn't even know the forum would let you set your age that high. 
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by azriel Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:02 pm
Happy Birthday Figgy old bean ! 
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Mrs Figg Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:09 pm
thanks you rapscallions!
Does this mean I get banned from Forumshire for being too old?
flying codpieces! 
Does this mean I get banned from Forumshire for being too old?
flying codpieces! 
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by David H Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:08 am
Many happy returns of the day to you Mrs Figg! Your 100th deserves a real party!
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by halfwise Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:28 am
Happy Hundredth! You're almost as old and twice as curmudgeonly as Diana Rigg!
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Sinister71 Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:20 am
Happy Birthday Figgs
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 01, 2015 2:03 pm
Um, not late am I? 
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Eldorion Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:20 pm
Huzzah for the NotP!
{{{And I will refrain from speculating about the implications of those paintings to the number of candles on the birthday cake.}}}
{{{And I will refrain from speculating about the implications of those paintings to the number of candles on the birthday cake.
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Bluebottle Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:23 pm
There's only one conclusion. Figg is a timelord. (Which means Orwell was right. )
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:37 pm
{{{{Eldo that is why its a mystery 
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by halfwise Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:51 pm
As thought provoking and incisive an issue as ever (if a bit creepy). 
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:30 pm
Glad you liked the artwork Figg 
What do you mean 'creepy' Halfy?! Or do you mean Freeman in the nuddy or Mrs Figg's mysterious age?
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by halfwise Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:37 pm
She roams through time like a phantom!
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:41 pm
She is the Rani! 
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Bluebottle Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:42 pm
It's easy to be a hundred when you can just travel a hundred years forward in time.
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Amarië Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:44 pm
I like the idea of there always being a Figgy. Giving the men Hell through the ages.
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Mrs Figg Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:01 pm
Amarië wrote:I like the idea of there always being a Figgy. Giving the men Hell through the ages.
I like that idea strangely enough
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Bluebottle Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:03 pm
Good thing we have Petty as the wasp cake.
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:04 pm
I like that idea strangely enough- Figg
Scares the crap out of me! Now not even a TARDIS will be enough!
Scares the crap out of me!
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Mrs Figg Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:21 pm
just don't go sticking your bits in any cracks in the wall
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Re: Happy birthday Figg!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 01, 2015 11:20 pm
Well thats my night knackered then
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