what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Kids do and say so many funny things it's hard to remember them all. Don't know if that's a real story but it well could be.

Yep, kids are unpredictable

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A psychic midget breaks out from prison & is on the run.
The police are looking for a small medium at large..

I had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my penis was perfectly shaped like a saxophone. I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia that areshaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said; “Well, in 27 years as a GP I’ve never seen anything like it. Having said that, I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her vagina was shaped like a Mouth Organ”.
I said; “Ah; that’ll be our Monica”

A man goes to see his doctor, whats the problem asks the doctor, er well my dick is shaped like a rocket and I am very conscious of it, am embarrassed to change at the baths etc or wear speedos at the beach. Are you married asks the doctor, yes replies the man. and what does your wife think of it, oh shes over the moon.

I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twat in morse code.

I think Amazon is joking with me...

Well, I think you should go with the cheapest one.

(but the highest delivery cost. I suppose this is the price of a bus ticket? Clever girl.)