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Post by azriel on Sat Jun 20, 2020 10:05 pm

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Post by azriel on Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:55 pm

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Post by halfwise on Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:33 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:56 am

{{ Laughing



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Post by azriel on Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:55 pm

:facepalm: Very Happy

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Post by azriel on Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:24 pm

"sometimes, when Im at the hospital, I leave a half eaten sandwich in the hand of a coma patient, it gives the family a surprise "

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Post by halfwise on Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:59 pm

How can something so dark be so funny? Laughing

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Post by azriel on Mon Sep 28, 2020 5:40 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Sep 28, 2020 5:50 pm

{{{ Laughing }}}

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Post by azriel on Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:34 pm

" With a second lockdown looming, I see people are starting to pile their shopping trolleys up again, I've just got back from Asda and saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros.
I thought to myself, hang on a minute...
Hispanic buying! 😃"

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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu Oct 01, 2020 5:51 pm

Laughing mucho mucho

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Post by halfwise on Thu Oct 01, 2020 6:29 pm

How do you buy a paella in a grocery store?

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Post by azriel on Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:41 pm

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Post by halfwise on Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:13 pm

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Post by Amarië on Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:12 pm

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:09 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Oct 15, 2020 1:21 am

{{ Laughing }}

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Post by azriel on Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:17 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:07 pm

{{{ :facepalm: }}}

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Post by malickfan on Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:31 pm

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The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:17 am

{{ :facepalm: They get worse!!! Laughing }}

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Post by malickfan on Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:56 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{ :facepalm: They get worse!!! Laughing }}

Yes, they certainly do Nod

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Post by azriel on Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:32 pm

:carrot: Bring it on !

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