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Post by azriel Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:16 pm

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Post by azriel Sat Oct 29, 2016 12:51 pm

I love this guy ! Smile Hope he makes you smile too ?

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Post by azriel Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:22 pm

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Post by azriel Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:23 am

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It is Halloween Very Happy

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:21 am

it took me a minute to get that joke. Laughing :facepalm:
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Post by azriel Tue Nov 01, 2016 3:39 pm

Me too Very Happy

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Post by azriel Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:04 am

Sorry guys ! Smile but some of this cracked me up ! Razz

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Post by chris63 Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:20 am

I got it Smile

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Post by azriel Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:08 am

Smile Smile

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Post by azriel Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:44 pm

My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex.

So I dumped her.

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Post by azriel Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:47 pm

A Chinese baby was born prematurely.

Parents named him Sudden Lee.


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Post by azriel Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:52 pm

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

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Post by azriel Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:54 pm

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.


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Post by Ringdrotten Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:47 am

Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:42 pm

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Post by azriel Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:21 pm

Man went to the Doctor with a steering wheel in his underpants,
Told the Dr, " Don't know why its there but its driving me nuts"...

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Post by chris63 Thu Nov 17, 2016 11:35 am

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Post by azriel Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:54 pm

Ewwwwugh Chris, who have you been hanging around ? pale

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Post by azriel Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:06 pm

A single mother goes to town to register for housing benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"10," replies the single mother.
"10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Nah," says the single mother. "Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Council worker.
"That's easy," says the single mother, "I just use their surnames."

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