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Post by halfwise Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:11 pm

{{{ Well, there's a reason you can only see my feet .... and I used to wonder how fluffy dogs and cats got all those knots in their fur.

Ahem.

Okay, that's enough on this topic. }}}

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Post by Norc Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:18 pm

{{{ I have a dog who's very fluffy and sometimes has some difficult knots in his fur and as I type I realize that wasn't at all what you were talking about was it.. oh god. forget it then. enough. }}}
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Post by chris63 Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:38 pm

Knock knock ?





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Post by Orwell Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:59 pm

Whos there? Very Happy

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Post by Norc Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:04 pm

Europe!
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Post by chris63 Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:11 pm

Dwain.

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Post by halfwise Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:18 pm

takes a swig of water. scratches head while wrinkling nose. wonders what's on the telly. discovers odd taste tucked back in left cheek that will bear investigation later. looks back on screen and frowns. yawns and gives into inevitable.



Dwain who?

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Post by chris63 Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:20 pm

Dwain the bathtub, i'm dwowning. Razz

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Post by halfwise Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:30 pm

Ya know, we could have stretched this out for a few days.

'knock knock'
'who's there?'
'Dwain.'
' Well Dwain, it's only fair to tell you I've had enough of you salesmen today and I'm loading my shotgun with tacks. You're not a salesman, are you?'
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Post by Orwell Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:39 pm

Norc wrote:Europe!

Europe who?

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Post by Norc Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:50 am

NO YOU'RE A POO!
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:37 am

Laughing Good punch line- I approve! what sort of jokes can I get away with? - Page 3 1918643206

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:43 am

''odd taste tucked back in left cheek'', Halfwise
who's left cheek? affraid

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Post by Orwell Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:51 am

Not anything to do with the 'poo' punchline is it? pale

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Post by halfwise Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:01 am

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Post by Eldorion Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:52 am

I think we should revise our earlier judgement to say that people can only get away with good jokes. Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:38 am

doh! :facepalm: or should I say Boh!
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Post by chris63 Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:33 pm

Thought mine was funny Eldo. Admit it you had a little chuckle Laughing

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Post by chris63 Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:35 pm

A horse walks into a bar, barman says why the long face Pokey Tongue

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Post by David H Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:21 am

I don't get it. What colour was the horse? scratch
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Post by Norc Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:59 am

the horse was silvery white Twisted Evil
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Post by halfwise Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:19 am

David H wrote:I don't get it. What colour was the horse? scratch

:facepalm:
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Post by Ally Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:25 am

This one time my sister and I entered the house while our dad was still at work and we left the door open. dad yelled "who let the dogs out" because we had 2 dogs inside and while we were high-5ing one another they got hit a by a car

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:46 am

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Post by Norc Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:51 am

not funny Ally.
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