what sort of jokes can I get away with?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
just stating something about rasicme. Just now this weekend a sami girl offended as two-three boys tried to lit fire to her and lifted her and dropped her to the groudn, just for being sami.
and don't tell me all the street beggars coming to our country on tourist visa from Romania because they are so poor aren't treated like scum. Where they came from and here. Just now, today, on the news one of the parties in Oslo had listed "gypsies" among garbage in a job description for rennovation.
racism can happen anywhere, among ethnic groups, whether it is "visibal" or not.
yes, Eldo, most people are white, but it does depend where you are, and I wouldn't go so far as saying that racism is different in countries with 85% white people. Racism, everyday racism is everywhere.
and don't tell me all the street beggars coming to our country on tourist visa from Romania because they are so poor aren't treated like scum. Where they came from and here. Just now, today, on the news one of the parties in Oslo had listed "gypsies" among garbage in a job description for rennovation.
racism can happen anywhere, among ethnic groups, whether it is "visibal" or not.
yes, Eldo, most people are white, but it does depend where you are, and I wouldn't go so far as saying that racism is different in countries with 85% white people. Racism, everyday racism is everywhere.
Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
azriel wrote:A little Irish man goes into an elevator & sees a HUGE black guy standing next to him, The black guy sees his curious face & says,
"7ft,350lbs,20inch penis,6lbs of testicles,Turner Brown"
The Irish man faints & falls down. The black dude kneels down & shakes the Irish man to saying,"Whats wrong with you ?!"
In a weak little voice the Irish man asks "what EXACTLY did you say?"
Black guy replies,"Well,I saw your curious face & figured Id give you the answers to the questions everyone asks me, Im 7ft TALL, WEIGH 350lbs, Ive a 20inch penis,each testicle weighs 3lbs & my name is Turner Brown"
The Irish man sighs & says "Turner Brown! be-jesus! I thought you said Turn Around!!"
omg, that one actually was rather funny xD
Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
I was going to tell a joke, but then I realized that only three people here would get it .. xD
Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
What did Pippin do when he got drunk?
Feel Merry.
Feel Merry.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
A hobbit was terribly overweight so her doctor put her on a strict diet,
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days,then skip a day,& repeat this procedure for 2weeks.The next time I see you ,youl have lost at least 5pounds"
When the Hobbit returned, she shocked her doctor by losing 20 pounds.
"Why thats amazing! the Dr said,"did you follow my instructions?"
The Hobbit nodded."Il tell you though,I thought I was gonna drop dead on the 3rd day!"
"From hunger,you mean?"
"No,from skipping!"
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days,then skip a day,& repeat this procedure for 2weeks.The next time I see you ,youl have lost at least 5pounds"
When the Hobbit returned, she shocked her doctor by losing 20 pounds.
"Why thats amazing! the Dr said,"did you follow my instructions?"
The Hobbit nodded."Il tell you though,I thought I was gonna drop dead on the 3rd day!"
"From hunger,you mean?"
"No,from skipping!"
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
azriel wrote:What did Pippin do when he got drunk?
Feel Merry.
that can be interpret in so many ways I am not even gonna go there..
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Eldorion wrote:Fair points, Norc. (Both about racism and training. )
I was spot on, wasn't I ;D
Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
Norc wrote:Eldorion wrote:Norc wrote:anyways, the joke was a bit unintelligent for me lol. I mean, they don't have masturbation championships..
They don't? Then what was I watching during the Olympics?
you mean.. what were you training for then..
Don't give up! One thing leads to another, so you should qualify soon!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
I dread to think what masturbators think about all this.
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{{{ You and I, Orwell, we would never do such a thing. Filthy habit. Takes time away from posting on Forumshire. Or maybe the time I spend posting on Forumshire explains why I'm reduced to....oh never mind. }}}
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I'm so horny it's like I'd fuck anything that moves and looks exactly like Christian Bale.
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Feminism in action!
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{{{Call me old and dowdy, but I'm not touching that one, Petty! }}}
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Eldorion wrote:
That's Tom Cruise isn't it? Eeeeeewwww!
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He looks a lot like Tom Cruise, yikes!
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glad to see he rid of that mole thing on the side of his nose. now even I think he may be good looking. Because he looks like me, naturally.
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Orwell wrote:{{{I post here to give myself something else to do -- I don't want to go blind! }}}
{{{ Didn't quite get that Orwell. Could you perhaps type a little bigger? }}}
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{{I suspect you get it often in the privacy of your bower -- under all that hair, Halfy. }}}
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