Things that are making you crabbit!

I've been quite active recently, if I may say so myself. Taking one for the team and all that. Yeah, that line doesn't really work there, but oh boy, such a good phrase!

Indeed Ally, you will note I left you out of my rant. As to taking one for the team, thank Eru Orwell isn't about thats all I've to say to that! (Or Odo- he's always on the lookout for young ladies for his netball team)

you are quite right Petty Orwell in particular has gone AWOL, it must be the strain of all those perps he has to telephone directory on the bonce, he seems to be a bit off his game poor love. and as for G.B well I suppose a wizard is never late just doing other more 'important' things with Rings of Fire n stuff.

Mrs Figg wrote: and as for G.B well I suppose a wizard is never late just doing other more 'important' things with Rings of Fire n stuff.

He should have some exciting stories to tell when he gets back, I have heard that the Rings of Fire burns and somehow GB found one and fell in, and he went down down down and the flames went higher!

I can suggest a good creme for that Ring of Fire.

Maybe GB would be more active here if we had more conservatives for him to argue with. That seems to take up most of his time on Facebook.

Conservative? As in Tory? Besides isnt Queen Tin one? Look at the evidence- she is a Queen and toffs are always bloody Tory, she juants off on golfing expiditions and only toffs and Tiger Woods play golf, and she believes in God (Queens are allowed more certainty on that front, what being appointed by God and all that, probably hard to be an athiest once the job interview starts).

these gif thingies are getting on my taters (only because I dont know how to find them)

can't find them either..

Mrs Figg wrote:these gif thingies are getting on my taters (only because I dont know how to find them)

Some people think life is a gif, my love.

{{{I only think that when you're around though, Mrs Figg... }}}

Orwell wrote:Some people think life is a gif, my love.

Eldorion wrote:

Orwell wrote:Some people think life is a gif, my love.

I read that line and now I've just punched myself in the face.

(anyone els anyoed about the fact that this dudes hand flips? His thump is pointing the wrong way!)

It is really more of a headpalm rather than a facepalm. Here's what it reminds me of, from 3rd rock from the Sun:

You guys are so un-romantic. You know, I don't think there is nearly enough playful lovemaking in Forumshire.

{{{Here you are, Mrs Figg.. an Easter gif - }}}

You know, I don't think there is nearly enough playful lovemaking in Forumshire. - Orwell

Its all behind closed doors Orwell, as is proper. After all what a hobbit gets up to with his buckie in the privacy of his own barrell is no one else's business but theirs.

Orwell wrote:
Some people think life is a gif, my love.

Short and repetitive?

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Conservative? As in Tory? Besides isnt Queen Tin one? Look at the evidence- she is a Queen and toffs are always bloody Tory, she juants off on golfing expiditions and only toffs and Tiger Woods play golf, and she believes in God (Queens are allowed more certainty on that front, what being appointed by God and all that, probably hard to be an athiest once the job interview starts).

Well, well. Someone's a bit testy hmm? And matter of fact, I was 3 feet away from Tiger Woods! And I'll be here more often now, so keep your kilt on!

so romantic Orwell, and so cynical at the same time. and like gif's life sometimes gets on your taters, but in life as in gif's cats are always cool.

groan!

Well, well. Someone's a bit testy hmm? - Tin

Who? Me? Never!

And matter of fact, I was 3 feet away from Tiger Woods!- Tin

I hope he didn't make any inappropirate moves on your Royal Personnage, three feet away? Thats surely within the danger zone for women where Mr Woods is concerned.

(And you didn't tell us how you got on in your competition? Did you thrash 'em your Maj?)

I'm sure Mr Woods was distracted, not just by our lovely Queen, but also by Beren and Huan, who were undoubtedly keeping a close eye on him.

Eldorion wrote:I'm sure Mr Woods was distracted, not just by our lovely Queen, but also by Beren and Huan, who were undoubtedly keeping a close eye on him.

Oh yes, he heard Huan Growling as he walked past, then shanked a ball into the water

And to which competition were you refering Petty? I do participate in quite a few of them

*hangs head in shame*

OKay, I know I'm behind... have only managed about 200 words on the next installement. I will try and get down to some more soon. Hangin on by my fingernails, things should get easier by mid May - job stuff just mad at the mo. (oh and Hen dos don't leave much time for forums or writing, although I do at least now have a plan for the next section or two, train thinking time! )

I understand feeling unable to work more on a Forumshire story, but I'd love to read what you've got as soon as you're able. I love your story and I'm curious as to how it turns out. Real life comes first of course, and I hope yours calms down soon.

But you are working right, Eldo?