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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed May 25, 2011 9:21 am

This is a place for those little things in your day that unexpectedly make you smile, grin or choke on your lunch in disbelief.

mine for the day is this gem of an exchange from daytime TV hell the Vanessa Show;

Vanessa to guest: What was losing your virginity like?

Guest:Well Vanessa, it was like shoving a saveloy up a Polo mint.


Shocked Very Happy

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Post by Squach Wed May 25, 2011 5:27 pm

I won the long jump in Sports Day! There was Year 8's competing too! I got 3.34mtres and the girl that came second got 2.73 metres! Yay Brigg!!!

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Post by Kafria Wed May 25, 2011 9:35 pm

I sang with the school chamber choir after school (it includes squach!)

(best of all I embarassed her when I danced to I'd like to teach the world to sing!)

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Post by Tinuviel Wed May 25, 2011 11:43 pm

I'm able to start jumping again! And I jogged a bit today!!!!!!!
(hey, it's been over 12 weeks since I last moved at a faster pace!)

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Post by Mirabella Thu May 26, 2011 4:04 am

I've started the process of being a Sergeant. First exam in September! Plenty of study ahead but I'm panting for the challenge. No time now for gentlehobbits (for awhile at least!) I'm moving on in the world! Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 27, 2011 11:44 pm

Sad drunken

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 28, 2011 1:59 am

drunken drunken Wit the!? A happy place. Wit the *!@* possessed me tae set up a happy place- must huve been aff ma heid that day...or sober. Evil or Very Mad Where's the buckie! Gie me the buckie! drunken Oh MIrabella, its all yer fault lass! drunken

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Post by Mirabella Sat May 28, 2011 2:32 am

Yes, soon I'll be leading teams of Sheriff's. Liquor Control is what I'm most keen to pursue. (Makes gentlehobbits unreliable - in life and in love... Sad ....grrr... Mad )
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Post by Tinuviel Sat May 28, 2011 5:12 am

My shortplay I wrote was preformed tonight in front of a full house, and it was PERFECT!!!!!!!!!! everybody loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BREAK OUT THE LEMONADE AND BUCKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drunken drunken drunken cheers cheers

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Post by Squach Sat May 28, 2011 10:05 am

I want some Coke! Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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Post by Tinuviel Sat May 28, 2011 9:51 pm

And some Coke Very Happy

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Post by Kafria Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:31 pm

Not so crabbit now! _53356224_showsnowdonother

View on Snowdon at lunchtime today, made me smile,
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(been a bit of a pig of a day) pig

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:40 pm

Blimey! It is summer there right?!

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Post by Kafria Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:43 pm

Yep! 12-13 degrees at the bottom, photo from a beeb article (most read section on the side bar on the right!)

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:48 pm

Thats quite cool. We get weird weather round here, there is stretch of road which is often bizarely calm, the air just doesn't move much for soem reason. In the right conditions when it rains you get a literal wall of rain, you can watch it coming up the road or even strep in and out of it- its quite bizarre.
I had a look at the most popular bit on the bbc site but got distracted by this;
"A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion.
The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor.
The "concerned citizen" said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of."

The fact someone asked and they went to the bother of actually finding out has made me a little less crabbit- I like it when the world is a silly place! Very Happy

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Post by Kafria Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:52 pm

Yes, I do like the beeb site, they make an effort to find some more amusing pieces with all the doom and gloom! Very Happy

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Post by Eldorion Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:26 am

I went to a friend's wedding today which, although I had to wake up at 7:30 am on what should have been a day off and I got really hot and sweaty standing outside in the humidity, was a lot of fun. Very Happy It's hard to feel crabbit after that. Laughing
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Post by Ringdrotten Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:37 pm

I like weddings too, they usually mean free buckie Very Happy

Today has been a good day! Me and a friend have been out for a good 7-8 hours camping and testing our new WMD's - the Bear Grylls Parang Very Happy


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It's more an axe than anything else, unstoppable that's what it is Very Happy Will put it to the test tomorrow too, going fishing and camping again with some friends (with buckie this time - the guy I went with today is a Muslim, so for obvious reasons we didn't drink) - got to love the summer vacation Very Happy

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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:51 pm

Your summer vacation is noticeably more badass than mine. Laughing
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Post by Ringdrotten Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:59 pm

Not much more to do around here, to be honest! I'm not complaining, though, I'm having lots of fun Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:07 am

Very Happy amazing! People round here complain there is nothing to do- what apart from all the stunning scenery, lochs, camping spots, hiking etc! Some folk deserve to live in cities! whereas others like poor Edlo deserve to be in the countryside.

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Post by Ringdrotten Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:14 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:People round here complain there is nothing to do- what apart from all the stunning scenery, lochs, camping spots, hiking etc!

Exactly the same around here. It's not like they've got better things to do judging by all the "I'm so bored" comments on facebook. Their loss, though Wink

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:18 am

My little brothers generation are particular bad it seems to me. He and his friends don;t go up the back, no hiking up hills, epxploring the woods, fishing, campfires. I think if I ever did manage to persuade him to come camping he would spend the time wondering where you plug your pc and phone in Shocked

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Post by Ringdrotten Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:26 am

Sad, isn't it. There's lots of people like that my age too, but I've been lucky with my friends I guess. I enjoy going on solitary fishing trips once in a while, but it's not quite the same without good company Wink

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:35 am

Agreed, good company and the outdoors is an unbeatable combination. We should organise a global hobbit refugees camping trip! Very Happy (If only!)

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