Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)
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Re: Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)
Quite possibly David- I was making no assessment of anyone's mental state or motivations- I was commenting on the obvious contradiction and linking it to the more general trends in human society towards males reacting to visual stimulus and females responding by using visual signals.
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like red monkey bums

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Exactly
Which is why I keep mine so red, and then wave it at people from up trees 


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There's a pithy bit of German folk wisdom, usually said of politicians, that translates something like,
"When apes climb high, they show their naked bums."
"When apes climb high, they show their naked bums."

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Re: Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)
Noooo u norced the thread
- Norc
Not entirely- part of the thread title is after all - 'to annoy Norc' - I'd say we succeeded!

Not entirely- part of the thread title is after all - 'to annoy Norc' - I'd say we succeeded!

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Theyre gonna make him into a wax figure !!!!!!!
http://www.madametussauds.com/London/NewsAndEvents/BenedictAnnounce.aspx
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I'm surprised he is not there already.
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Where do you think they'll stick the wick ?
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Here ya go, Norc:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/22/benedict-cumberbatch-ice-bucket-challenge_n_5700786.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
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Got admit thats the best celeb one Ive seen yet.

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Poor sod !
They laid into him didnt they, He took it well tho, I saw the Tom Cruise one & that was funny


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lovely!
"Yes, Rickmanoff is my favourite penis."
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Mrs Figg wrote: .... feminists are feminine too, we like to attract men, not to cut their balls off, but because we like them, and want them to think we are hot. strange as it may seem. wearing heels and lippy dont make women lesser beings, it doesnt mean we have sold out to patriarchy, it means we want a shag, like all humans do.
I missed this when it came out a month or so ago. Beautiful bit of cut-right-through-the-bullshit writing.

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Shagging as baseline motivator... Well, maybe if we're talking about nightclub attire.
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"I'll tell you guys now that if you want to write for the screen there is this actor and if you get him to read your lines it seems witty and smart and brilliant and his name — it's weird to say — it's Benedict Cumberbatch. Look him up. Swear to god, that kid is going places."
- Graham Moore, screenwriter "The Imitation Game"
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Re: Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)
Oh god, at least one of those Tolkien biopics is going to cast Cumberbatch, aren't they?
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He'll be cast as a young Tolkien during his early war years. Bogbrick Scramblypatch has played 1st world war officers before, plus he can do the "stiff upper lip" so I wouldnt be surprised
He's a very good actor I think, we need a well heeled Englishman to play a well spoken Englishman.


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I always thought he would make a great young Tolkien, though I guess he's heading towards middle age to a degree now.

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