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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:41 pm

Quite possibly David- I was making no assessment of anyone's mental state or motivations- I was commenting on the obvious contradiction and linking it to the more general trends in human society towards males reacting to visual stimulus and females responding by using visual signals.

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:05 pm

like red monkey bums  Nod 
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:07 pm

Exactly  Nod Which is why I keep mine so red, and then wave it at people from up trees  Twisted Evil

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Post by David H Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:44 pm

There's a pithy bit of German folk wisdom, usually said of politicians, that translates something like,
"When apes climb high, they show their naked bums."  Laughing

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Post by Norc Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:32 am

Noooo u norced the thread Sad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:49 am

Noooo u norced the thread  Sad  - Norc

Not entirely- part of the thread title is after all - 'to annoy Norc' - I'd say we succeeded!   Twisted Evil

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Post by Norc Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:43 pm

Theyre gonna make him into a wax figure !!!!!!!
http://www.madametussauds.com/London/NewsAndEvents/BenedictAnnounce.aspx
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:45 pm

I'm surprised he is not there already.

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Post by azriel Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:54 pm

Where do you think they'll stick the wick ?

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Post by Forest Shepherd Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:10 am

...
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:25 am

lol! Azriel

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Post by halfwise Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:54 am

Here ya go, Norc:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/22/benedict-cumberbatch-ice-bucket-challenge_n_5700786.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:02 am

Got admit thats the best celeb one Ive seen yet.  Laughing 


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Post by azriel Sat Aug 23, 2014 8:55 am

Poor sod !  Laughing  They laid into him didnt they, He took it well tho, I saw the Tom Cruise one & that was funny  Very Happy 

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Post by Forest Shepherd Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:43 am

lovely!

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Post by halfwise Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:26 am

Mrs Figg wrote: .... feminists are feminine too, we like to attract men, not to cut their balls off, but because we like them, and want them to think we are hot. strange as it may seem. wearing heels and lippy dont make women lesser beings, it doesnt mean we have sold out to patriarchy, it means we want a shag, like all humans do.


I missed this when it came out a month or so ago. Beautiful bit of cut-right-through-the-bullshit writing. Nod

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Post by Forest Shepherd Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:07 am

Shagging as baseline motivator... Well, maybe if we're talking about nightclub attire.

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"I'll tell you guys now that if you want to write for the screen there is this actor and if you get him to read your lines it seems witty and smart and brilliant and his name — it's weird to say — it's Benedict Cumberbatch. Look him up. Swear to god, that kid is going places."
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Post by Eldorion Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:47 am

Oh god, at least one of those Tolkien biopics is going to cast Cumberbatch, aren't they?
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Post by azriel Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:03 am

He'll be cast as a young Tolkien during his early war years. Bogbrick Scramblypatch has played 1st world war officers before, plus he can do the "stiff upper lip" so I wouldnt be surprised Smile He's a very good actor I think, we need a well heeled Englishman to play a well spoken Englishman. Smile

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Post by Bluebottle Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:38 pm

I always thought he would make a great young Tolkien, though I guess he's heading towards middle age to a degree now. Sofa

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