Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
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Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
One morning, Norc was playing dressups in the not-quite-complete privacy of her backyard...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Weddingdress1-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/weddingdress1-1.jpg)
... she then got dressed up to impersonate a slightly dorky Scotshobbit lass
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg2-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Figg2-1.jpg)
and went to school, thinking about Petty, a Hebridean Prince ('tis said)...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Petty](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Petty.jpg)
... wondering if she should ever be lucky enough to land such a good catch.... and if she might in reality be the younger sister of a Fjordianlandian Princess...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc KinFranzePrincess](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/KinFranzePrincess.jpg)
and would Petty still marry her even if she wasn't...
probably not.
Norc was suddenly depressed, so instead of going to school she went to the Marine Life Auditorium in Skattykatzenfjord...
There was a talk being given on the Fjordianlandian catfisk...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc ImagesCAW8O5EL](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/imagesCAW8O5EL.jpg)
but Norc was looking for hobbit lads, not interesting marine life...
.. she was temporarily distracted by an artful picture hanging in the foyer... It was clearly a faithful rendition of her friends Azriel and Amarie in a rural setting somewhere on the French Coast in the Summer of '72 (or thereabouts)(apparently)...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Dr35](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dr35.png)
Norc moved on quickly...
then (entering the auditorium) Norc saw the hobbit of her dreams.... (no, not Petty this time)...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Fawards](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/fawards.jpg)
Odo sensed an intense gaze... he looked across... was Norc too young for him...? Probably not.... mmmm... was Norc's cool Fjordianlandian gaze actually falling upon him --- or wasn't it?
to be continued....
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Weddingdress1-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/weddingdress1-1.jpg)
... she then got dressed up to impersonate a slightly dorky Scotshobbit lass
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg2-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Figg2-1.jpg)
and went to school, thinking about Petty, a Hebridean Prince ('tis said)...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Petty](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Petty.jpg)
... wondering if she should ever be lucky enough to land such a good catch.... and if she might in reality be the younger sister of a Fjordianlandian Princess...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc KinFranzePrincess](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/KinFranzePrincess.jpg)
and would Petty still marry her even if she wasn't...
probably not.
Norc was suddenly depressed, so instead of going to school she went to the Marine Life Auditorium in Skattykatzenfjord...
There was a talk being given on the Fjordianlandian catfisk...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc ImagesCAW8O5EL](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/imagesCAW8O5EL.jpg)
but Norc was looking for hobbit lads, not interesting marine life...
.. she was temporarily distracted by an artful picture hanging in the foyer... It was clearly a faithful rendition of her friends Azriel and Amarie in a rural setting somewhere on the French Coast in the Summer of '72 (or thereabouts)(apparently)...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Dr35](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dr35.png)
Norc moved on quickly...
then (entering the auditorium) Norc saw the hobbit of her dreams.... (no, not Petty this time)...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Fawards](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/fawards.jpg)
Odo sensed an intense gaze... he looked across... was Norc too young for him...? Probably not.... mmmm... was Norc's cool Fjordianlandian gaze actually falling upon him --- or wasn't it?
to be continued....
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Ere ! I thought I burnt all the negatives ?!!
![Suspect](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif)
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![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl](https://2img.net/h/i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y474/azriel59/th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl.gif)
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Think Norc might be practising her kung fu on someone soon.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Wow](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3kXaXw_gj-Y/UTjVN2Nv7VI/AAAAAAABsdg/cPhiSOMJA6s/w497-h373/wow.jpg)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Wow](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3kXaXw_gj-Y/UTjVN2Nv7VI/AAAAAAABsdg/cPhiSOMJA6s/w497-h373/wow.jpg)
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Norc saw Odo looking at her...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc1.jpg)
She felt a bit like this.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc2.jpg)
To save any misunderstandings, she decided to leave...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc5.jpg)
She sensed someone was in the hall behind her.... and turned...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc3](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc3.png)
She decided that it was time to go out into the snow.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc8.jpg)
She wasn't sure if it was Odo or not.... nevertheless...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc6.jpg)
to be continued...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc1.jpg)
She felt a bit like this.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc2.jpg)
To save any misunderstandings, she decided to leave...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc5.jpg)
She sensed someone was in the hall behind her.... and turned...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc3](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc3.png)
She decided that it was time to go out into the snow.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc8.jpg)
She wasn't sure if it was Odo or not.... nevertheless...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc6.jpg)
to be continued...
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
I love it !
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
There was nothing for it - Norc had to reveal her dark secret...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Venus6-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/venus6-1.png)
The mysterious hobbit gasped and ran away squealing... "A bitch! A bitch!"
"A witch, you idiot! A witch!"
Whatever the case, Norc hastens to the Bywater Sheriff's office.
Sergeant Mirabella greets her at the door...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Iodine-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Iodine-1.jpg)
"I approve of the new uniform," says Norc. "Not so stuffy."
Norc then reports the incident in the snow outside the Auditorium, breathlessly, her being quite enervated and all by the tawdry event...
"Can you tell me if he's from Forumshire, or is he some foreigner - from Bree or somethin'?" Mirabella asks, looking professional and solicitous...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Iodine-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Iodine-1.jpg)
(Just in case you forgot what she looks like!)
Constables Blythe and Honeysweet come in from the cells.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Mirabellla](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mirabellla.jpg)
and Constables Jerry and Jimmy Ponsford - drawn out from the changeroom prematurely - and identical twins...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Jeremy-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Jeremy-1.png)
"He may have been European, Mirabella!" Norc gasps - somewhat distracted by the twins - presumably because she had never seen twin constables before. "All I know is he had Roman hands and Russian fingers!"
"We'll try to do a face-fit. Where's my pens...? Here. Now describe him for me.."
A picture comes to life based on Norc's vivid memory of a hot face, lips puckering, descending on her....
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Odo1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/odo1.jpg)
"He looks kind of familiar," Mirabella muses aloud...
to be continued...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Venus6-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/venus6-1.png)
The mysterious hobbit gasped and ran away squealing... "A bitch! A bitch!"
"A witch, you idiot! A witch!"
Whatever the case, Norc hastens to the Bywater Sheriff's office.
Sergeant Mirabella greets her at the door...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Iodine-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Iodine-1.jpg)
"I approve of the new uniform," says Norc. "Not so stuffy."
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
Norc then reports the incident in the snow outside the Auditorium, breathlessly, her being quite enervated and all by the tawdry event...
"Can you tell me if he's from Forumshire, or is he some foreigner - from Bree or somethin'?" Mirabella asks, looking professional and solicitous...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Iodine-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Iodine-1.jpg)
(Just in case you forgot what she looks like!)
Constables Blythe and Honeysweet come in from the cells.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Mirabella2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Mirabella2.jpg)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Mirabellla](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mirabellla.jpg)
and Constables Jerry and Jimmy Ponsford - drawn out from the changeroom prematurely - and identical twins...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Jeremy-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Jeremy-1.png)
"He may have been European, Mirabella!" Norc gasps - somewhat distracted by the twins - presumably because she had never seen twin constables before. "All I know is he had Roman hands and Russian fingers!"
"We'll try to do a face-fit. Where's my pens...? Here. Now describe him for me.."
A picture comes to life based on Norc's vivid memory of a hot face, lips puckering, descending on her....
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Odo1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/odo1.jpg)
"He looks kind of familiar," Mirabella muses aloud...
to be continued...
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"I've got it," Jerry cries suddenly.
"Sure have," coos Norc. "Oooh yeah!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc10](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc10.jpg)
"I've got it too, Bro," gasps Jimmy. "It's Petty McTyrant!"
Mirabella: "But surely...."
Jerry: "Look at this mugshot..."
Jimmy: "You'll have to send this post and go and get the pic, Jerry."
"Righto, Bro."
to be continued...
"Sure have," coos Norc. "Oooh yeah!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc10](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc10.jpg)
"I've got it too, Bro," gasps Jimmy. "It's Petty McTyrant!"
Mirabella: "But surely...."
Jerry: "Look at this mugshot..."
Jimmy: "You'll have to send this post and go and get the pic, Jerry."
"Righto, Bro."
to be continued...
Last edited by Orwell on Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:08 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
"Here it is!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Petty4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Petty4.jpg)
"That's him alright," Honeysweet coos. "Dashingly handsome. The two pictures, this and Norc's face-fit are pretty much identical -- after a fashion...except one has a Tardis - which no doubt explains how he commits his love crimes...."
"But isn't Petty a Hebridean Prince?" Norc demands to know.
"Yes," Mirabella tells her. "And one with Russian and Roman blood to boot, I'm told...
"
"Oh my goodness!" Norc cries feverishly. "And I rejected his advances! I'll never be a Princess now...."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Weepinggirl](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/weepinggirl.jpg)
THE END
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Petty4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Petty4.jpg)
"That's him alright," Honeysweet coos. "Dashingly handsome. The two pictures, this and Norc's face-fit are pretty much identical -- after a fashion...except one has a Tardis - which no doubt explains how he commits his love crimes...."
"But isn't Petty a Hebridean Prince?" Norc demands to know.
"Yes," Mirabella tells her. "And one with Russian and Roman blood to boot, I'm told...
![Suspect](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif)
"Oh my goodness!" Norc cries feverishly. "And I rejected his advances! I'll never be a Princess now...."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Weepinggirl](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/weepinggirl.jpg)
THE END
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
omg.. orwell.. u are a loony..
(but i love it)
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Yeah, you can talk!
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
That WAS an imaginative slice of much needed humor Orwell !
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![lol!](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif)
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Mrs Figg was not always a suave Lady... friend of cats...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg1.jpg)
she was a cat...
named Red Riding Hood...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg9](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg9.jpg)
... but she wanted to get into Art School and using witchcraft changed.... and there she met Norc before her time... an architect...
(sample of Norcan work)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg6.jpg)
this is Mrs Figg as Student...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg8.jpg)
Norc soon painted her in a relaxed aspect...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg3](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg3.jpg)
... later she became famous...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg2.png)
... she is still of Norc's circle... this is her nowadays - by Norc....
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg7.png)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg1.jpg)
she was a cat...
named Red Riding Hood...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg9](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg9.jpg)
... but she wanted to get into Art School and using witchcraft changed.... and there she met Norc before her time... an architect...
(sample of Norcan work)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg6.jpg)
this is Mrs Figg as Student...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg8.jpg)
Norc soon painted her in a relaxed aspect...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg3](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg3.jpg)
... later she became famous...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg2.png)
... she is still of Norc's circle... this is her nowadays - by Norc....
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Figg7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/figg7.png)
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Not sure how I managed to miss this thread until now.
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
One day in the future when Norc was no longer an annoying Fjordianlandian teenager, but had turned (by natural means) into a dreadfully dull and boring growed-up in the true Fjordianlandian tradition, she was having a bad architecture day.
This was her first design that fateful day.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan9](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan9.jpg)
That will make the Crapandorfmans feel like canaries.
Then:
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan7.jpg)
Storks?
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan6.jpg)
Chicken hotpots!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan8.jpg)
Mrs Figg's Feathered Ladies with lipstick!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan5.jpg)
Seagulls!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan2.png)
Tasmanian Mutton Birds!
Oh dear! The Crapandorfmans plainly said, "We don't mind what kind of design you devise for our new homely home, but, pleeeease Dearie, no fowl motifs or feathered lines!"
I know, says Norc, I'll go out into the fields on this sunny day and contemplate. Maybe the clear air of a Fjordianlandian summer day will clear my foggy head.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc4.png)
After some intensive moronic thinking, she chanced to see something growing amid the grass and wild flowers.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Shoes1-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/shoes1-1.jpg)
It was exactly the kind of discovery that makes any heterosexual girl smile. She had always wondered where they came from... And then she scraped up some fresh soil and cupped it in her hands.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Sasid13](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/sasid13.jpg)
After which, she started to garden in the field.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Said12](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Said12.png)
And suddenly she felt like this!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Said10-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Said10-1.png)
Just then a Scotshobbit Prince sauntered by and dropped to the sward and reclined in the only bare patch in that whole field with his kilt hem ruffling in the breeze. He had a lovely sporran.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Petty2-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Petty2-1.jpg)
Norc knew a flash of inspiration.
Barrels! Norc exclaimed. That's what the Crapandorfmans want. Oh those red faced Germans and their Oktoberfests! I should have known sooner.
In a far away place, a young Lore Master was thinking quite similar thoughts, though while Norc's thoughts were now uplifted, his were melancholy.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Melancholia](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/melancholia.jpg)
to be continued...
This was her first design that fateful day.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan9](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan9.jpg)
That will make the Crapandorfmans feel like canaries.
Then:
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan7.jpg)
Storks?
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan6.jpg)
Chicken hotpots!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan8.jpg)
Mrs Figg's Feathered Ladies with lipstick!
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan5.jpg)
Seagulls!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norcan2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norcan2.png)
Tasmanian Mutton Birds!
Oh dear! The Crapandorfmans plainly said, "We don't mind what kind of design you devise for our new homely home, but, pleeeease Dearie, no fowl motifs or feathered lines!"
I know, says Norc, I'll go out into the fields on this sunny day and contemplate. Maybe the clear air of a Fjordianlandian summer day will clear my foggy head.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Norc4.png)
After some intensive moronic thinking, she chanced to see something growing amid the grass and wild flowers.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Shoes1-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/shoes1-1.jpg)
It was exactly the kind of discovery that makes any heterosexual girl smile. She had always wondered where they came from... And then she scraped up some fresh soil and cupped it in her hands.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Sasid13](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/sasid13.jpg)
After which, she started to garden in the field.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Said12](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Said12.png)
And suddenly she felt like this!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Said10-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Said10-1.png)
Just then a Scotshobbit Prince sauntered by and dropped to the sward and reclined in the only bare patch in that whole field with his kilt hem ruffling in the breeze. He had a lovely sporran.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Petty2-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Petty2-1.jpg)
Norc knew a flash of inspiration.
![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
Barrels! Norc exclaimed. That's what the Crapandorfmans want. Oh those red faced Germans and their Oktoberfests! I should have known sooner.
In a far away place, a young Lore Master was thinking quite similar thoughts, though while Norc's thoughts were now uplifted, his were melancholy.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Melancholia](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/melancholia.jpg)
to be continued...
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
This was Norc the day after the night before involving the Kilt Scandal.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Wcheerfulgirl-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/wcheerfulgirl-1.jpg)
Norc's Mother was worried - and a bit angry too - which were shared expressions with her (apparently) and very Fjordianlandian (apparently)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc W5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/w5.jpg)
"What would your stupid Father think of you Daughter, if he wasn't in fact a Man and knew nothing of what was obviously happening in and about his presence, and he a member of the Skattykatzenfjordian Constabulary? "
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Tbear](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/tbear.jpg)
I can't bear to think, Norc says, if you'll excuse the pun, Mama.
After Norc's Mother had beaten her appropriately, they went shopping (to make up).
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Said15](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Said15.png)
No, Mother, I am a bit over chickens and other fowl. Oh dear - is that someone following us?
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Orwell](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Orwell.gif)
"Just ignore him, Daughter. Fjordianlandian men are not like men in other coubtries and we are quite safe. Just pretend he's Ringo Herring and calm your nerves."
then
Oh is that my dear friends Azriel and Amarie, Mother? Over there! On the way to the Coffee Shoppe!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc MP-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/MP-1.jpg)
"No, I don't think so - but it's an easy mistake to make. Remember, this is a day in your future, Norc, and definitely NOT a day long in their past - possibly as much as fourty years ago."
then
Oh Mother! Isn't that the King?
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc KingFranz-2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/KingFranz-2.png)
"He is very professional looking, what."
And his Daughter!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc KinFranzePrincess](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/KinFranzePrincess.jpg)
Mother, I don't suppose...?
"No, Daughter, you are not her younger sister who was thrown (accidentally) into a dumpster shortly after your birth having been confused for a large mishapen potato.. which is not to say you've never been mistaken for a large mishapen potato... that happened when you were six..."
then
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Heart42](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/heart42.png)
"Oh dear Daughter! Don't be sad. You don't look like a large mishapen potato anymore. Please don't walk away from me in such a melancholy aspect... it breaks my heart..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Heart27](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/heart27.jpg)
Oh Eru bless us all! My naive Daughter Norc has armed herself with a fork!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Iodine-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Iodine-1.jpg)
"Thank goodness you're here, Mirabella."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh my sweet idealistic Daughter has gone funny... I mean, even more funnier than usual... she's armed herself with a fork..."
"Culinery?
"No, a garden fork."
"A large digging fork?"
"No, a little hand digger!"
"Oh my. I will blow my whistle for reinforcements!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Mirabella5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Mirabella5.jpg)
"I have a terrible feeling that I know where this may be going, Shiriff Mirabella!"
"You may yet be surprised, Mother of Norc..."
to be continued...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Wcheerfulgirl-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/wcheerfulgirl-1.jpg)
Norc's Mother was worried - and a bit angry too - which were shared expressions with her (apparently) and very Fjordianlandian (apparently)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc W5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/w5.jpg)
"What would your stupid Father think of you Daughter, if he wasn't in fact a Man and knew nothing of what was obviously happening in and about his presence, and he a member of the Skattykatzenfjordian Constabulary? "
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Tbear](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/tbear.jpg)
I can't bear to think, Norc says, if you'll excuse the pun, Mama.
After Norc's Mother had beaten her appropriately, they went shopping (to make up).
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Said15](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Said15.png)
No, Mother, I am a bit over chickens and other fowl. Oh dear - is that someone following us?
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Orwell](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Orwell.gif)
"Just ignore him, Daughter. Fjordianlandian men are not like men in other coubtries and we are quite safe. Just pretend he's Ringo Herring and calm your nerves."
then
Oh is that my dear friends Azriel and Amarie, Mother? Over there! On the way to the Coffee Shoppe!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc MP-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/MP-1.jpg)
"No, I don't think so - but it's an easy mistake to make. Remember, this is a day in your future, Norc, and definitely NOT a day long in their past - possibly as much as fourty years ago."
then
Oh Mother! Isn't that the King?
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc KingFranz-2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/KingFranz-2.png)
"He is very professional looking, what."
And his Daughter!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc KinFranzePrincess](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/KinFranzePrincess.jpg)
Mother, I don't suppose...?
"No, Daughter, you are not her younger sister who was thrown (accidentally) into a dumpster shortly after your birth having been confused for a large mishapen potato.. which is not to say you've never been mistaken for a large mishapen potato... that happened when you were six..."
then
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Heart42](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/heart42.png)
"Oh dear Daughter! Don't be sad. You don't look like a large mishapen potato anymore. Please don't walk away from me in such a melancholy aspect... it breaks my heart..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Heart27](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/heart27.jpg)
Oh Eru bless us all! My naive Daughter Norc has armed herself with a fork!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Iodine-1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Iodine-1.jpg)
"Thank goodness you're here, Mirabella."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh my sweet idealistic Daughter has gone funny... I mean, even more funnier than usual... she's armed herself with a fork..."
"Culinery?
"No, a garden fork."
"A large digging fork?"
"No, a little hand digger!"
"Oh my. I will blow my whistle for reinforcements!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Mirabella5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/Mirabella5.jpg)
"I have a terrible feeling that I know where this may be going, Shiriff Mirabella!"
"You may yet be surprised, Mother of Norc..."
to be continued...
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Interesting...
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
It was not easy, but after a tight clingy struggle Mirabella and her reinforcements (Constables Blythe, Honeysweet, Jimmy and Jerry), managed to wrest the garden fork off Norc and Norc was placed in a Mental Institution - the Lockholes in fact.*
She was put in with other mad and/or bad people.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc12](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc12.jpg)
She was forced to share a bed due to a bed shortage... and she clearly did not like it much... but she made do.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc13](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc13.jpg)
When she found out, Mrs Figg sent a spy (Tom) to report on how things were going for her young friend...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Peepingtom2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/peepingtom2.png)
Her trusty spy (Tom) reported back...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Cat](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cat.jpg)
nigh on speechless...
"We must help our Norc," Mrs Figg proclaimed and jumped on her broomstick and was soon hurtling through the Forumshiran skies to Witchville (also known as Amarie's house). It was as if she had all her enemies from the Scotshobbit Preservation Society on her tail...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch10](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch10.png)
Amarie had an interesting house which Mrs Figg was rather jealous of actually.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch1.jpg)
Mrs Figg did the secret knock -- and the door opened silently...
Amarie not only had an interesting house, she had an interesting household....
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch2.jpg)
...and her Meetings were not your average Meetings...
A Meeting was immediately mooted.
As always, the Chair [Amarie, of course!] tried to look her professional best...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch4.jpg)
as did Ally...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch5.jpg)
A decision was made quickly and all the witches (basically all the Forumshiran womenfolk) were soon flying down to the Lockholes...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch8.png)
One witch (Azriel) stood out .. and for all the right reasons...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch7.jpg)
to be continued...
* As it turned out, Mirabella was mistaken and Norc's Mother was not in the leat surprised.
She was put in with other mad and/or bad people.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc12](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc12.jpg)
She was forced to share a bed due to a bed shortage... and she clearly did not like it much... but she made do.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc13](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc13.jpg)
When she found out, Mrs Figg sent a spy (Tom) to report on how things were going for her young friend...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Peepingtom2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/peepingtom2.png)
Her trusty spy (Tom) reported back...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Cat](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cat.jpg)
nigh on speechless...
"We must help our Norc," Mrs Figg proclaimed and jumped on her broomstick and was soon hurtling through the Forumshiran skies to Witchville (also known as Amarie's house). It was as if she had all her enemies from the Scotshobbit Preservation Society on her tail...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch10](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch10.png)
Amarie had an interesting house which Mrs Figg was rather jealous of actually.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch1.jpg)
Mrs Figg did the secret knock -- and the door opened silently...
Amarie not only had an interesting house, she had an interesting household....
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch2.jpg)
...and her Meetings were not your average Meetings...
A Meeting was immediately mooted.
As always, the Chair [Amarie, of course!] tried to look her professional best...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch4.jpg)
as did Ally...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch5.jpg)
A decision was made quickly and all the witches (basically all the Forumshiran womenfolk) were soon flying down to the Lockholes...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch8.png)
One witch (Azriel) stood out .. and for all the right reasons...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch7.jpg)
to be continued...
* As it turned out, Mirabella was mistaken and Norc's Mother was not in the leat surprised.
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Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
After that whole unfortunate business was sorted out, Norc put in a design for the Sydney Opera House...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc House1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/house1.jpg)
but she lost the bid...
Disappointed, she turned to art for art's sake.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc17](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc17.jpg)
She called her new work, "Expressions of Femininity" - or some such introverted twaddle.
The next thing her Mother knew (but not her Father who was smoking his pipe), Norc was coming up with more perfectly useless work:
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Art1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/art1.png)
and this:
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Art2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/art2.png)
"I just wish she'd get well and return to architecture," her Mother worried.
Norc became even more self absorbed. Her mind turned to this kind of thing:
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Dance2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dance2.png)
"That kind of thing is fine for girls with no ambition," Norc's Mother told her Therapist, "but Norc needs a career. Indeed, what's wrong with architecture. It's a fine career - and profitable. A respectable hobbit of my secret acquaintance, a fine gentlehobbit by name Odo Banks, agrees totally with me, and he of all people would know. 'Dance!' he scoffed when I told him. 'What kind of career is that for a young girl?' And I, being a good Mother, can but agree.
"Have you thought of getting her lobotomized?" Norc's Mother's Therapist asked Norc's Mother.
"Yes --- twice... It's just -- well -- Norc has powerful friends who won't allow it..."
"Those witch friends of hers."
"The same."
"Then you must find this man.. He is a Witch Hunter in Needlehole."
Norc's Mother's therapist handed her a sombre photo.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch6.png)
Norc's Mother's therapist continued, "You'll find him at the Duck and Muck. Some know him there as Cranberry Dave, but others know him by his true identity: Freddie the Witch Slasher."
"Oooh!" said Norc's Mother happily. Then - as women do in circumstances like that - she broke down in (happy) tearfulness...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Wmirabella](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/wmirabella.jpg)
"Thank you ever so much," Norc's Mother said. "Thanks ever ever so much."
to be continued...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc House1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/house1.jpg)
but she lost the bid...
Disappointed, she turned to art for art's sake.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Norc17](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc17.jpg)
She called her new work, "Expressions of Femininity" - or some such introverted twaddle.
The next thing her Mother knew (but not her Father who was smoking his pipe), Norc was coming up with more perfectly useless work:
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Art1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/art1.png)
and this:
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Art2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/art2.png)
"I just wish she'd get well and return to architecture," her Mother worried.
Norc became even more self absorbed. Her mind turned to this kind of thing:
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Dance2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dance2.png)
"That kind of thing is fine for girls with no ambition," Norc's Mother told her Therapist, "but Norc needs a career. Indeed, what's wrong with architecture. It's a fine career - and profitable. A respectable hobbit of my secret acquaintance, a fine gentlehobbit by name Odo Banks, agrees totally with me, and he of all people would know. 'Dance!' he scoffed when I told him. 'What kind of career is that for a young girl?' And I, being a good Mother, can but agree.
"Have you thought of getting her lobotomized?" Norc's Mother's Therapist asked Norc's Mother.
"Yes --- twice... It's just -- well -- Norc has powerful friends who won't allow it..."
"Those witch friends of hers."
"The same."
"Then you must find this man.. He is a Witch Hunter in Needlehole."
Norc's Mother's therapist handed her a sombre photo.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Witch6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/witch6.png)
Norc's Mother's therapist continued, "You'll find him at the Duck and Muck. Some know him there as Cranberry Dave, but others know him by his true identity: Freddie the Witch Slasher."
"Oooh!" said Norc's Mother happily. Then - as women do in circumstances like that - she broke down in (happy) tearfulness...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc Wmirabella](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/wmirabella.jpg)
"Thank you ever so much," Norc's Mother said. "Thanks ever ever so much."
to be continued...
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