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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
“Here, here. It’s the dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women.”
Amazing the way PJ can capture the spirit of Tolkiens dialogue!![Rolling Eyes](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif)
So glad that scene ended up on the cutting room floor- in my edit!![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
Amazing the way PJ can capture the spirit of Tolkiens dialogue!
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So glad that scene ended up on the cutting room floor- in my edit!
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
LOOL!. I really want the drunken elves. though, PJ may have difficulties explaining that.
Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
There taking the Hobbits to ?
http://nerdreactor.com/2012/10/23/theyre-taking-the-hobbits-to-dennys/
http://nerdreactor.com/2012/10/23/theyre-taking-the-hobbits-to-dennys/
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
chris63 wrote:Done with coloured pencils
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wait, what?
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
Ten Resources for Enjoying Tolkien’s The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings
http://andynaselli.com/ten-resources-for-enjoying-tolkiens-the-hobbit-and-the-lord-of-the-rings
http://andynaselli.com/ten-resources-for-enjoying-tolkiens-the-hobbit-and-the-lord-of-the-rings
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
Oooh-kay. Seems to me you don't need anything more than the books and a sense of imagination to enjoy the story. I find it curious that he had to specify the "unabridged books" in his list. Are there even any abridged copies of Tolkien books out there, other than audiobooks?
Also, the grapic novel of The Hobbit and all three animated films are terrible.
Also, the grapic novel of The Hobbit and all three animated films are terrible.
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
That's classic! ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif)
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Stop it, stop it, I'm in stitches ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
Whats a pinwheel sandwich ?
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
the grapic novel of The Hobbit and all three animated films are terrible.- Eldo
Whats wrong with the graphic novel Eldo? Its nicley illustrated, it retains the original story and a surpising amount of the prose.
Whats wrong with the graphic novel Eldo? Its nicley illustrated, it retains the original story and a surpising amount of the prose.
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
The one on my bookshelf!
![Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More - Page 38 HobbitGandolf](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/HobbitGandolf.jpg)
See even a comic gets the length of pipe and Gandalfs beard right! How come you cant even get that right PJ?!!
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Dwarves! Look they actually look like the description of dwarves! Amazing.
![Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More - Page 38 Thehobbit010611c](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/thehobbit010611c.jpg)
Can you believe it- they use actual words from the book! Take note PJ.
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See even a comic gets the length of pipe and Gandalfs beard right! How come you cant even get that right PJ?!!
![Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More - Page 38 Tumblr_lskjh8DUwJ1qgzdhjo1_500](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/tumblr_lskjh8DUwJ1qgzdhjo1_500.jpg)
Dwarves! Look they actually look like the description of dwarves! Amazing.
![Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More - Page 38 Thehobbit010611c](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/thehobbit010611c.jpg)
Can you believe it- they use actual words from the book! Take note PJ.
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
Those Dwarves are perfect.
just how I imagined them.
not an axe head in sight, and no hunks, but maybe thats not so good.
Kili is preeeeeeeeetttteeeeee.
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Three dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll's Witch Doctor told the Dwarves that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three dwarves went separate ways to gather their fruit.
The first dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor: "I brought ten apples." The witch doctor said to him. place all of the fruit... somewhere... where fruit usually doesn't go.(in any part of the anatomy) And if the dwarf showed any emotion at all, the trolls insured him that he would be killed and made into dinner.
The first apple went in... but on the second, the poor dwarf winced in pain. And so, he was killed and made into dwarf yum yums.
The second dwarf arrived and showed the witch doctor ten berries (lucky him!). When the witch doctor explained the trial to the dwarf, the little bearded guy thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter. The trolls dined on another set of dwarf yum yums that evening.
The first dwarf and the second dwarf met inside heaven. The first one asked: "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?". The second one replied: "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples!"
The first dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor: "I brought ten apples." The witch doctor said to him. place all of the fruit... somewhere... where fruit usually doesn't go.(in any part of the anatomy) And if the dwarf showed any emotion at all, the trolls insured him that he would be killed and made into dinner.
The first apple went in... but on the second, the poor dwarf winced in pain. And so, he was killed and made into dwarf yum yums.
The second dwarf arrived and showed the witch doctor ten berries (lucky him!). When the witch doctor explained the trial to the dwarf, the little bearded guy thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter. The trolls dined on another set of dwarf yum yums that evening.
The first dwarf and the second dwarf met inside heaven. The first one asked: "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?". The second one replied: "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples!"
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Whats wrong with the graphic novel Eldo? Its nicley illustrated, it retains the original story and a surpising amount of the prose.
It's been a while since I read it but I wasn't terribly impressed by the art style or the way they handled it. I'll admit that terrible was an exaggeration though, especially compared to the animated movies.
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I rather enjoyed most of the art myself, wasn't a fan of the goblins in it but most of the rest I enjoy. Just goes to show, something, probably. ![drunken](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/drunken_smilie.png)
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