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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:33 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Ringdrotten Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:20 pm
Made my daybungobaggins wrote:
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:44 pm
Ahhh memories. I remember my mother used to say "There's a train coming, there's a train coming" when she fed me. I used to gobble up the food.
Well if I didn't she wouldn't untie me from the tracks.
Well if I didn't she wouldn't untie me from the tracks.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:48 pm
My husband died suddenly of a heart attack at the bottom of our stairs.
My mates all said I would have trouble getting over it but I've found that, if I put one hand on the bannister and one on the wall............
My mates all said I would have trouble getting over it but I've found that, if I put one hand on the bannister and one on the wall............
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:02 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:19 pm
As a kid I was made to walk the plank.
We couldn't afford a dog.
We couldn't afford a dog.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:40 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Eldorion Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:49 am
That one took me a sec.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Fri Oct 24, 2014 2:15 pm
It does kind of sneak up on you, doesn't it.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:28 pm
"I've invented a more efficient whisk
It's causing quite a stir."
It's causing quite a stir."
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:32 pm
"Just when Oscar Pistorius thought it couldn't get any worse.
He gets allocated the top bunk."
He gets allocated the top bunk."
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:50 pm
Quote of the day: (a long piece of typical Min and Henry nonsense)
FX: [Knocking on door]
Minnie: [Raspberry blown] Ohhh! Who's there?
Seagoon (off): It's me.
Minnie: Henry, there's a man called 'Me' at the door.
Crun: Me? He'll have to prove it. (Raises voice) You, out there!
Seagoon (off): Yes?
Crun: Prove you're me.
Seagoon (off):All right. I'm Henry Crun.
Crun: Oh, that's me Minnie. Min, open the door and let him in.
Minnie : But you are in, Hen.
Crun: Well, you'll have to let me out again.
Minnie: Why?
Crun: Because I'm out there waiting to come in.
Minnie: Oh, very well.
FX: [Door opens]
Seagoon: Ah, thank you.
FX: [Door closes]
[Pause]
Seagoon: Now then, Mr Crun, I want to warn you that --
FX: [Knocking]
Crun: Who's that out there?
Minnie (off): It's me. You've locked me out.
Crun: Nonsense. Me just came in. He's here now.
Minnie (off): No, no, it's me -- Minnie.
Seagoon: Good heavens! Quick! That's the woman I'm here to protect. Open the door.
Crun: Very well, very well. But I must let Minnie in first.
FX: [Door opens]
Minnie: Thank you, Henry.
Crun: That's all right, Min. Now then dear -- what were you--
FX: [Knocking]
Crun: Who's there?
Seagoon (off): It's me. She isn't here.
Crun: Rubbish! Rubbish. She is here, aren't you, Min?
Minnie: Yes, I'm here, Henry.
Seagoon (off): Well, you're not out here.
Minnie: Are you sure?
Seagoon (off): Yes. Come out and have a look.
FX: [Door opens]
Minnie: You're right. I'm not. Help! I'm lost! We'll all be murdered in our beds, oh!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:18 pm
Now this is just the sort of thing that makes me proud !
British eccentricity ! English lunacy ! Outright nuttiness ! I love it !
British eccentricity ! English lunacy ! Outright nuttiness ! I love it !
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:17 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:55 am
I actually had to look at that a few times before I saw it....
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:13 pm
Then you laughed ?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:01 pm
Yep.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Ringdrotten Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:09 pm
Same
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Fri Oct 31, 2014 5:31 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:13 pm
- NSFW:
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:51 pm
Oh God !
I only saw the top half & when I scrolled down a bit................
I only saw the top half & when I scrolled down a bit................
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:10 pm
Oh dear, not sure that one shouldnt be in spoiler mind you for decency (and eye watering) reasons._________________
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Eldorion Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:52 pm
I put some NSFW spoiler tags around that, but it is pretty funny.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:38 pm
Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot revenge.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:39 pm
Perhaps not a joke really, more life advice. 
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