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Du he heilt rett, of course!
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Pettytyrant101 wrote:I can't say too much or Mr Muirodcl will have me served up for his lunch but I am led to understand this is a special Norweyan issue with an all Norwegan reporting team focusing on all aspects (especially the sordid ones!) of Norwegan life and fish.

Don't be scared folks --- I'll be happy to translate!

Norc wrote:in reality we're silently taking over this shit but don't tell anyone mohahahaahah!

Not that silently...

Amarie said: "Du he heilt rett, of course!"

Translation: "The Fjordianlandian branch of Dark Planet Council is lurking in the dark, as usual, of course."*

{{{*Translated and decoded, Eldo! You be watchful, lad! }}}

Surely you have noticed that Eldo has been talking ever so fondly about rules and proper moderated forums and such lately? Be afraid, be very afraid.

Listening to Eldo has never been part of my policy. I don't even read the 'articles' he posts to support his arguments. I rely on my own good judgment - with all humility, of course.

... ... err... with all respect, Eldo, My Captain, My King.

This paper is a bit like PJ's video blogs, you wait for months and months for one, and are regularly teazed into thinking ones coming soon and it never does!

Umm, sorry there was a shipping strike, something about someone having drunk all their buckie while they wer ein dock, not sure of the details my own memory of events for some reason is a bit hazy...however I am assured the dispute is likely to be resolved overnight and I can deliver a new edition. Assuming no more buckie goes missing.

shipping problems eh? nice try.

I wonder what Eldo's excuse is for no more DI Ringo Herring?

Hey! I was about to go to bed when I saw this thread pop up! Teased again, Petty - teased again!

{{{{He's like this with videos too, Mrs Figg. Anyway, goodnight, my True Love... }}}

I wish I had dancing carrots for this NOTP newspaper, its really a two carrot job this waiting,

All good things come to those who are buckied enough, eventually.

is there such thing as a buckie fumes mirage? you may think you have posted the NotP, and you havent really, its all a wibbly wobbly mirage.

Feanor does a lovely buffet.

Oh he does indeed! He does have a tendency to keep the best bits for himself though. In-laws....

Question for the editor: Is a llama pie like a cow pie?

In other words, is it made from llamas, or is it made by llamas?

((((rumbled ))) Well the Greeks are having a bad time recently, I thought i would help with morale, its NOT because they were offering cut price Nymphs and Shepherds.

Question for the editor: Is a llama pie like a cow pie?- David

I am reliably informed that the chances of any actual real meat turning up in one of the Gaffers pies is about the same chance of successfully dieting whilst living on Mcdonalds and cream cakes. My sources tell me he only called it llama pie because he reckoned no one would know what llama was supposed to taste like so wouldn't complain about what his pies actually taste of. Or if they did he can simply say ,"llama."

Of course if you want to enter the Gaffers competion you can be its first taster (casualty).


Mrs Figg one has to wonder with cost-cut nymphs exactly what has been cut!

When is this toga-picnik?

This coming weekend I believe Norc- dont forget to come in the guise of a Greek God or Goddess (or at a push a Fjordian one).

Shall I dress up? what? where is the oficial invitation or event anouncement? I need facts

well the thread is called 'Mount Olympus Annual Picnic' and thats a fact, you really should dress up though, I believe the palantirazzi will be taking photos for the NotP.

Working on my costume. But togas are problematic when I can't find my shoulders.