The News of the Pure

Good to see some continuing coverage from NOTP, even as the polls wind down!

Wirs this issue wi Pretty's scandalous past Petty yi lazy git? Yi shirking daeing yir deliveries here- !*@!* Sunday edition ma arse-dis this look like a Sunday tae yi?- is there wimin on their knees in the kirk in front the minister? Naw there isnae. Yi lazy, useless wee shitebag!

Its not my fault Paw- not this time- its the NotP- it was Mr Muirdocks birthday and all the staff have been forced to hold a birthday party for him since last week- its hard to write a new edition when you have to keep a fixed jovial expression on your face day after day under threat of being made a trolls lunch sandwich.

To be perfectly honest, I think the NotP's election profile of Pretty is fairly scandalous as it is.

That was them doing a positive profile for her when they were backing her for Mayor- gives an idea of the scale of scandal she has when thats the good side!

I can't wait to see what the real dirt is, then.

Is it just me or was this issue of NotP longer than usual? (No Pretty, that's not innuendo! ) I couldn't stop laughing; top notch work at the offices of Mr Muirdock.

Its the extra page of Pretty scandal Eldo- 3 pages of Weird instead of the usual two. Although they could have gone on if they covered all her releationships and not just her marriages- but the nbe quicker and cheaper to just publish the phone book!

This promises to be a shocking issue!

I have already ordered TWO copies, just to be sure it doesn't get lost in the mail or something.

Ive got my popcorn and comfy pillow ready.

Looking forward to this, might have to borrow some of your popcorn Mrs Figg...

no probs, its a mega bucket.

I hope there will be a song made! (Wisey might even send it to Mr Muirdock to place in the newspaper? )

Not sure whether I should be excited or nervous

I would be nervous if I were you, going off past editions.

looking forward to this

I can't say too much or Mr Muirodcl will have me served up for his lunch but I am led to understand this is a special Norweyan issue with an all Norwegan reporting team focusing on all aspects (especially the sordid ones!) of Norwegan life and fish.

I suppose that with the Norwegian Invasion we certainly have enough Fjordlandians here to make up an entire newspaper staff.

in reality we're silently taking over this shit but don't tell anyone mohahahaahah!

Word! Or rather: Ord!

By "this shit", are you referring to NotP! Outrageous, I say!

Amarië wrote:Word! Or rather: Ord!

(ord? ka du mene D:)

ORD! >: D