Things that are making you crabbit! [3]

Computer before school? Is that allowed?

i always play on the computer before school llooool.

Kids these days.

 

em. not a kid..

If you say so...

My normal morning routine is wake up, crawl over to turn off alarm, pick up computer, crawl back to bed, finish waking up while playing on the computer.

mine is zombie walk to Starbucks, scare kid behind counter, become humanoid, start day.

I'm wary of becoming dependent on caffeine to start my day because I've seen what happens to people who aren't able to get their coffee fix for whatever reason.

my day.
alarm goes off.
turn it off.
five minutes later
alarm goes off.
turn it off.
five minutes later
alarm goes off.
turn it off.

this goes on for about half an hour...

crawl out.

look out the window. check weather. 
if sunny and nice i go downstairs and have an ok start of the day.
if not. if cold and dark and cold.. foggy. i stand there for three minutes. 

go back to bed.
crawl out of bed.

and then... if i have more than 45 minutes, i am good, i will actually manage to do all i should do.
pack schoolbags
make lunchpacket
eat breakfast
wash face
brush teeth
make-up if i got the time and/or care
forumshire (it's a must)


if less than half an hour



i am fucked.






if i am really disciplined, i might get the time to take a shower before going to school...

Mine is get up, realise Im still alive and stuck on the same planet, become very crabbit, drink buckie smoke a cig, go on Forumshire, become crabbit at Mrs Figg  drink some more buckie, try to get a job, realise I live in the job equivalent of a black hole in a town thats been dying on its arse since the US Navy left, become crabbit, drink some buckie, smoke some more, go on Forumshire, get more crabbit because Mrs Figg has responded to my last post with a perfect wind up, drink some more buckie, smoke, continue to drink until barely conscious, collapse somewhere between the Muck n Duck and my barrel (Daves pig stall is favourite, mud is so comfy) slowly awaken, realise Im still alive, become crabbit ect

I am basically the equivalent of a cattle prod?  

No, no. You dont understand Figg, as a state of crabbit is the highest form of being its a huge compliment.  

oh ok  

 

sounds sad petty.. u could always start to strip. like in that movie "the full monty"

I dont have to strip, I just have to spin round really quickly on the spot  

yeah. true.

like a ballerina  

Maybe. How much to they drink first?

they're all Russian, so lots of Vodka. talking of which, I went to the doctor today and he measured my height, he told me I was 5'7 and all my life I was convinced I was 5'5. what gives?

Then yes.

vodka=water in russia

They are to be admired   (their not bad at the old crabbit too, but they keep mistakenly channeling it into revolutions   )

I was 5'7 and all my life I was convinced I was 5'5. what gives?- Mrs Figg

Did you have your heels on?  

no