Things that are making you crabbit! [3]

ooooo, frozen feet !   I cant stand my feet being cold !
And as for that feeling of punching idiots ? Anyone really pisses me off I just dont speak, give them a "look of contempt" & walk away with my head high. keeping my back to someone USUALLY does the trick  

I decided to do something like that I guess, going home instead of starting to punch people A wise decision, I think

Im not adversed to knocking someones lights out if REALLY pushed   but if forced into a confrontation, sarcastic wit also stumps some people.......then you can RUN !

Actually Ringdotten reading that back 'lock-in' is not really the same thing- was late when I read it! Sorry.

Lock-ins happen in the bars- sort of loop hole in the law- law says pubs must close at a certain time, but there is no law once they close that says the owner cant have whatever guests they like in their pub (so long as its not 'open' - ie the doors are locked and no-one can come in uninvited and no one pays for drinks- you pay ahead you see, into a kitty before it closes!)
Sadly where once the local police on the beat would be inclined to stop by a lock-in for a quick half to keep the night chill out and check all is well and in hand while they are at it, these thankless feckless days they are more likely to make everyones night miserable and try to shut it down  And they wonder why nobody likes them anymore.

Ah, I see. Sounds like a nice arrangement

Its too quiet!  I hate it when it gets this quiet round here- how dare you all go off on holidays enjoying yourselves.  
Its just not on!  

being a cocktail waitress is NOT fun

You don't do it for fun, you do it for the huge tips. 
{Oh wait, Brits don't tip do they?}

That depends on the, erm, service.

my manager was like you should wear v necks you'd make a lot more money he said

Sad to say CC, but he is probably right.

i just dont feel comfy dressing provocative EVER

And nor should you have to just to get tipped for the service you provide.
It shouldnt make a blind bit of difference- all that should make a difference is your attitude to the customer and the quality of the service provided.
In an ideal world how much cleavage you have on show shouldnt be any sort of factor n how much someone tips you. But Im sure in reality it does.
And this is one of those times where women arent always helpful to each other, as there are always those who will deliberately put as much on show as possible, flirt with the customers ect to increase their tips, so undermining any sort of stance those women who think it should not be a basis to be tipped on might make.

all i do is flirt with guys & make them buy beer. Lol

Pettytyrant101 wrote:And nor should you have to just to get tipped for the service you provide.
It shouldnt make a blind bit of difference- all that should make a difference is your attitude to the customer and the quality of the service provided.
In an ideal world how much cleavage you have on show shouldnt be any sort of factor n how much someone tips you. But Im sure in reality it does.
And this is one of those times where women arent always helpful to each other, as there are always those who will deliberately put as much on show as possible, flirt with the customers ect to increase their tips, so undermining any sort of stance those women who think it should not be a basis to be tipped on might make.

so its all our fault then?? damned if you do and damned if you dont and damned if you play the game? Nice.
compliments to the chef.

No, my personal view is stated clearly here-

It shouldnt make a blind bit of difference- all that should make a difference is your attitude to the customer and the quality of the service provided.

The rest is unfortunately just observation of how things actually seem to be.

honestly!.   You said it was too quiet, I try to stir up a bit of a dingdong and thats all U got?  

Well I did leave out that obviously showing your tits whilst serving counts as improved customer service and is worth more tips, unless your over 40. In which case you get extra for keeping them in.  

I hear on the news they are thinking of getting "lads mags" covered up in "modesty bags". Good, one simply gets ticked orrf at seeing tits as big as water bottles glaring down at you from the not necessarily top shelf . One lady on the news said about page 3 in the Sun newspaper & that it being as bad, I dont think its as bad, at least the boobs are INSIDE the paper & not in colour on the front page. But, isnt it old hat now ? For years men have oogled at womens anatomy like pubescent boys, either "Corr!"- ing or jerking off. They forget their kids can see this, or their mums etc. I cant understand why girls wanna do it ? you even get scanty clad girls on the problem page. I dont see the attraction of huge willys on Girls Mags either ! so dont think Im all for equality here. I just find it boring now.  

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Well I did leave out that obviously showing your tits whilst serving counts as improved customer service and is worth more tips, unless your over 40. In which case you get extra for keeping them in.  

fuck off  

MORE TIPS FOR LEAVING THEM IN   !
Mine arent dragging along the floor behind me YET

"They forget their kids can see this"

Not sure about that- having been a male kid I can say this sort of thing is part of the discovery process, we know the kids once they get about 10-12 will start to notice these things- I still have a soft spot for Razzle, actually thats not good phrasing!
Our den house had page 3 wallpaper.  

For me the problem stems form how human society has altered-up until relatively recent- last 100 years or so- most families lived very closely together- often in one room, if they werent sharing that with another family.
Go back further bu a few hundred years and you would had some livestock too for observing nature from.
Things like sex were simply there and more importantly when the consequences of sex happened the sleepless nights, the changing, the feeding the raising, the illnesses, the caring was shared- so kids grew up aware of both sides- the act and the consequences.


fuck off  - Mrs Figg

So soon? But I hadnt got to my argument showing that the length of leg in proportion to the length of skirt is also a tip calculation worth making.


"MORE TIPS FOR LEAVING THEM IN   !
Mine arent dragging along the floor behind me YET" - Azriel

You worry too much Azriel- if youve still got a cracking pair we will judge you on a case by case basis if you've got em out.   We're not unfair!

Hang on............... just rolling them up as I speak..................... could be here a while................... you may wanna find something to do in the meantime...........................phew ! puffed out now !............. just another yard to go ......................

Over forty thousand years ago, men were killing mammoths and carving these out of there tusks:





Has anything really changed?

Petty I was waiting for some erudite banter not cheap shots, so yeah so soon.