Re: Pics of places that look like places from the films, or are just nice. [2]

by azriel Sun May 10, 2015 8:19 pm

Werent you ? Shocked

by Pettytyrant101 Sun May 10, 2015 9:22 pm

Just musing on Amarie's hole, the dampness of your hole, and the mustiness of any of Odo's holes. With a side slice of Amarie's bush.
I don't see whats at all entendre-ish about those matters! Everyone gone Fjordian Mad

by halfwise Sun May 10, 2015 10:08 pm

Everyone gone Fjordian

by azriel Sun May 10, 2015 10:57 pm

Who you calling Fjordian ? Very Happy

the mans lost his bearings ! Too much raw haggis in the morning & over cooked porridge at night if you ask me ! Very Happy

by Pettytyrant101 Mon May 11, 2015 1:45 pm

the mans lost his bearings !- Azriel

Actually I dont think I ever found them in the first place Mad

by Bluebottle Mon May 11, 2015 4:14 pm

And what's so wrong about being fjordian anyway? Mad

by azriel Mon May 11, 2015 6:40 pm

Absolutely nothing wrong with being Fjordian at all, its just I live South of the border from pesky Petty, miles south Laughing

by Bluebottle Tue May 12, 2015 6:18 pm

We bring you our cuisine, our culture and our positive outlook on life, (Well, the others are pretty positive. Shrugging

) but do we see any gratitude. No, it's just problems, problems, problems. Bringing the good name of Fourmshire into disrepute.. Pfff.. Rolling Eyes

by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 12, 2015 7:02 pm

We bring you our cuisine, our culture and our positive outlook on life- Blue

Cuisine- herring, raw herring, battered herring, herring thats been left in a hole in the ground for six months, dug back up and eaten raw.

Culture- suspicious Suspect

With a Pink Army of Troll hunters and Dark Planet Ambassadors and according to Wholesome Tales a very suspicious line of seafarers Suspect

Positive outlook on life- does that include all the swearing?

by Bluebottle Thu May 14, 2015 1:12 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Cuisine- herring, raw herring, battered herring, herring thats been left in a hole in the ground for six months, dug back up and eaten raw.

Healthy and.. not very interesting, I'll admit. Anyway, you wouldn't complain if it was deep fried. Rolling Eyes

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Culture- suspicious With a Pink Army of Troll hunters and Dark Planet Ambassadors and according to Wholesome Tales a very suspicious line of seafarers

You say that like it's a bad thing. Rolling Eyes

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Positive outlook on life- does that include all the swearing?

That's just norc. She's northern. Nod

by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 14, 2015 5:03 pm

Anyway, you wouldn't complain if it was deep fried.- Blue

But if you deep fry it its at least coooked!(usually if its me doing the cooking to within an inch of its life)

by David H Thu May 14, 2015 5:24 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Anyway, you wouldn't complain if it was deep fried.- Blue

(usually if its me doing the cooking to within an inch of its life)

You mean they're still alive? Suspect

by Bluebottle Thu May 14, 2015 5:25 pm

Were mars bars ever alive? Shrugging

by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 14, 2015 5:32 pm

Now Blue, you know thats unfair- we only deep fry mars bars on special occasions, such as when we are drunk. drunken

by Bluebottle Thu May 14, 2015 5:35 pm

Well, I didn't feel the need to mention the deep fried donner kebab. Shrugging

A 1000 of your best calories. (Apparently they nicknamed it a "stonner", as in an erection, in Glasgow. Razz

)

The stonner kebab is a saveloy wrapped in strips of doner meat, coated in two layers of batter, and then deep fried.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonner_kebab

by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 14, 2015 5:45 pm

A stonner- now theres a word Ive not heard in many a year Very Happy

(or seen one for many a year either Mad

- its the buckie )

by Bluebottle Thu May 14, 2015 5:52 pm

And were back to the (originally norced) topic. Weird how it dovetailed so nicely. Razz

by Mrs Figg Thu May 14, 2015 11:45 pm

a stonner. as in stonning your intestines into a pulp.

by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 14, 2015 11:49 pm

Um, no, really no. Blue was right I am afraid its a Glasgow slang word for an erection. Particuarly favoured by school kids once upon a time, but its a word that has fallen out of use to some degree since my youth, when it was the word of choice for such a thing.