Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More [2]

say type it.

FOR FUCKS SAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Petty, my dear, would you please, please, be a gentleman & divulge what thoughts are running gaily, like summer evening butterflies,flitting through the corn field of your mind ? You do know its very rude to keep a lady in suspenders & MOST unbecoming ! so, without further ado,......................................FOOKING SAY IT !

for fucks sake just speak your fucking mind you goddamn little scotsman this is making me so fucking frustrated with you being so darn secretive and fucked up stubbron, jesus christ superstar, just open your piehole and thell us would you for crying outload


jævla luremus..

Now you've even pissed them off by saying nothing - well done, Petty

piehole  

Now you've even pissed them off by saying nothing - well done, Petty- Ringdrotten

Its a knack for sure.  

You should have known better than to even bring this up if you were worried about upsetting them, Petty. {{{Which is why I think it was deliberate. }}}

Also, I can't be the only one who thinks it was fairly obvious what Petty was thinking, can I?

Yes, it is rather obvious..

{{{{ what was he thinking? I didn't get it  }}}}

 no idea

That one's great

still waiting for a reason Petty

No chance- now Ive discovered I can wind up the females of Forumshire by not saying stuff that winds them up Im onto a crabbit inducing winner.  

fuck u.

you've upset us already, just say it.

 I havent said a thing how can I have upset you already {{{{note to self- should have thought of this before it saves a lot of time I go straight to making them crabbit by doing nothing!}}}

Lol seen it, but it's true

 

omg.that's so accurate.

Good one Chris !