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Re: Just...................whatever
by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:53 am
Mrs Figg wrote:It snowed last night, great big flakes of fairys doilies, hitting my windows and then skittering off in a twirling buffet of breeze, I really hate snow. As I live up the side of a mountain it means getting stranded for days with no double expresso and brioche. damn. But thank goodness this morning it had melted in a watery sunshine, yay! I love the sun. bring on Spring.
how can u hate snow???
!! I love snow!! we have so little snow, just hard ice, we can't go skiing cuz we'll brake our bones if we fall (which I do on purpose all the time) hasn't snowed since before cristmas, it has only been bloddy cold! 
don't ever say u hate snow. snow is wonderful *-*
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:09 am
I HATE SNOW!!! it sucks jellywellies. Its white death. It kills. plants, people, animals. it suuuuucksss! I hate falling over, I hate slipping, I hate being trapped inside, I hate not being able to drive about, I hate the cold. so there blurg! 
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:26 am
Mrs Figg wrote:I HATE SNOW!!! it sucks jellywellies. Its white death. It kills. plants, people, animals. it suuuuucksss! I hate falling over, I hate slipping, I hate being trapped inside, I hate not being able to drive about, I hate the cold. so there blurg!
it doesn't killl U fall on ice. U can go outside and there is nothing wrong with "being trapped" inside, and u can drive on snow.
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:02 pm
I beg to differ, old people can die if they fall, as their bones are brittle, not mine obviously, as I am not THAT old yet, hoho, and you can only drive in snow if you have a suitable car and wheels or those stoopid chains, and as I only have a noddy car, I am stuck inside, and that is not nice when you have stuff to do and Elvses to run off with.
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:21 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:I beg to differ, old people can die if they fall, as their bones are brittle, not mine obviously, as I am not THAT old yet, hoho, and you can only drive in snow if you have a suitable car and wheels or those stoopid chains, and as I only have a noddy car, I am stuck inside, and that is not nice when you have stuff to do and Elvses to run off with.
well, well. A little snow surely doesn't stop me
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:26 pm
well its ok for youngsters like you, but oldies think its a load of kerfuffle and incrabbitating. 
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Orwell Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:05 pm
[quote="Norc"]
Have you considered seeking professional advice, Norc?
Mrs Figg wrote:we have so little snow, just hard ice, we can't go skiing cuz we'll brake our bones if we fall (which I do on purpose all the time)
Have you considered seeking professional advice, Norc?
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Orwell Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:08 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:I am not THAT old yet, hoho...
To me you'll be eternally young, Mrs Figg, in spite of all your wrinkles...
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:23 pm
I aint got wrinkles 
But I do have disturbing nose hair.
But I do have disturbing nose hair.
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Orwell Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:19 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:I aint got wrinkles
Tell me about it...
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:20 pm
I make my sporrans out of mine. 
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:24 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:I make my sporrans out of mine.
no, Orwell, I am not planning on seekin profesionall advice. It is complitely normal to fall when ur skiing, on purpose. U see, all norwayans are born with skis!
I am at least
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Ally Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:25 pm
Build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung...and may you stay forever young! Developed a cold over the past few days, damn ineffective nasal hair... :L
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:27 pm
Mrs Figgs Diary. wed 1st feb
Today I tweezed my nose hair, and channelled Gandalfs Beard. I got crabbit and started some argy bargy. So whats new? got called oldie by a Viking whippersnapper, and was mistaken for Lucille Ball by someone who should know better than to provoke a red-head. happy days.
Today I tweezed my nose hair, and channelled Gandalfs Beard. I got crabbit and started some argy bargy. So whats new? got called oldie by a Viking whippersnapper, and was mistaken for Lucille Ball by someone who should know better than to provoke a red-head. happy days.
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Re: Just...................whatever
by leelee Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:33 pm
Never mind, what do they know. And red hair is gorgeous and how old was the shippersnapper, six?Mrs Figg wrote:Mrs Figgs Diary. wed 1st feb
Today I tweezed my nose hair, and channelled Gandalfs Beard. I got crabbit and started some argy bargy. So whats new? got called oldie by a Viking whippersnapper, and was mistaken for Lucille Ball by someone who should know better than to provoke a red-head. happy days.
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Ally Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:43 pm
I was visiting my old school yesterday and got mistaken as a year 8 (12/13 years of age) by a teacher. Talked my way out of it like a pro.
And oh, Lucille Ball at what age? That's the key there.
And oh, Lucille Ball at what age? That's the key there.
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Orwell Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:32 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:Mrs Figgs Diary. wed 1st feb
Today I tweezed my nose hair, and channelled Gandalfs Beard. I got crabbit and started some argy bargy. So whats new? got called oldie by a Viking whippersnapper, and was mistaken for Lucille Ball by someone who should know better than to provoke a red-head. happy days.
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:24 pm
Orwell .If you want ill be Pseudo-GB ? I can start crabbitfests an everything. 
Ally. Lucille Ball in photo looked ancient. so I took umbridge
Ally. Lucille Ball in photo looked ancient. so I took umbridge
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Re: Just...................whatever
by David H Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:44 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:
Lucille Ball in photo looked ancient. so I took umbridge
Oh wow! Lucille ball started as a model and a sex bombshell in B movies. Also a chorus line dancer and pin-up girl. Men swooned at her feet and she trampled on them.
In her later life she became known as a comic genius for her pioneering TV work. I'm afraid the only way to not look old in time is to do the Marilyn Monroe exit. 
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Orwell Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:33 pm
I hope you're not trying to give Mrs Figg advice, David.
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Re: Just...................whatever
by David H Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:11 pm
I was just wondering which she had done to be mistaken for Lucille Ball.
Idle curiosity on my part, but I wouldn't mind pictures
Idle curiosity on my part, but I wouldn't mind pictures
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Re: Just...................whatever
by Orwell Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:17 pm
Go no further than CREATIVE CORNER: Dr Who and the Trebininzite Traders. All will be explain (sorta ).
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