Just...................whatever

Hes er quite a colourful chap your Paw, Petty.

Locating the Jævla Stor Sild is still our main objective, Petty

Why are you all talking in riddles?

Pettytyrant101 wrote:jævla stor sild?- Norc


http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t97p90-the-news-of-the-pure

'Ringdrotten undertakes mystery mission'

ps how do you get the joined together ae sign on a keyboard or do I need some special herring keyboard?

u need a norwegian keyboard.

Paw Mctyrant wrote:Cun yi see oany sense in this place Norc wi yon elven eyes? Cause let me tell yise, yi lot are havering. Utterly !@*! aff yire heids by the way.

I really don't know if I see any sense in this place xD

what is jævla stor sild????? (btw, sild is a fish and I am not a bairn.

I suggest you stand back and absorb the Free Air of Forumshire for awhile, Norc. It sometimes takes a while for "How Forumshire is" to sink in with newcomers. It is a weird and wondeful place. But it'll come.

Orwell wrote:I suggest you stand back and absorb the Free Air of Forumshire for awhile, Norc. It sometimes takes a while for "How Forumshire is" to sink in with newcomers. It is a weird and wondeful place. But it'll come.

well. I have absorbed it for a while. I am nott a newcomer anymore, look I am an elf of Mirkwood!

Sorry. My bad.

what is jævla stor sild????? (btw, sild is a fish and I am not a bairn.- NOrc

Follow the link I posted Norc to the NotP thread and read the article about Ringdrotten and all will be explained.

http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t97p90-the-news-of-the-pure

'Ringdrotten undertakes mystery mission'

And to Paw anyone younger than him (which is most folk) he considers a bairn. Its just his way, as is unrestrained and unprovoked violence.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:what is jævla stor sild????? (btw, sild is a fish and I am not a bairn.- NOrc

Follow the link I posted Norc to the NotP thread and read the article about Ringdrotten and all will be explained.

http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t97p90-the-news-of-the-pure

'Ringdrotten undertakes mystery mission'

And to Paw anyone younger than him (which is most folk) he considers a bairn. Its just his way, as is unrestrained and unprovoked violence.

well, it didn't realy make MORE sense..

Things rarely make sense here. I think Ringdrotten at some point in the past may have mentioned sildefisket.

And we Fjordlandians stick together, haven't you noticed the new Viking bar in Needlehole? So no messing with Norc or there will be no Akevitt for you!

'jævla stor sild' according to Pure Publications roughly translates as 'Big !@#!@!* Herring' and is the name of a near legendary and formidable beastie that frequents the fjords of your homeland, and which when not on Troll Patrol, your army hunts for.

How come a Scotshobbit knows all this and you Fjordians don't?

Pettytyrant101 wrote:'jævla stor sild' according to Pure Publications roughly translates as 'Big !@#!@!* Herring' and is the name of a near legendary and formidable beastie that frequents the fjords of your homeland, and which when not on Troll Patrol, your army hunts for.

How come a Scotshobbit knows all this and you Fjordians don't?

I just thought it had a deeper meaning up here we go on Lofotfeske much bigger fish cod u see, in cod we trust.

Amarië wrote:Things rarely make sense here. I think Ringdrotten at some point in the past may have mentioned sildefisket.

And we Fjordlandians stick together, haven't you noticed the new Viking bar in Needlehole? So no messing with Norc or there will be no Akevitt for you!

no I haven't, what's that about? I should go an investigate and join my fellow vikings

I just thought it had a deeper meaning -Norc

Nothing published by Pure Publications ever has a deeper meaning Norc. They get confused enough just trying to deal with the surface meaning of things.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:'jævla stor sild' according to Pure Publications roughly translates as 'Big !@#!@!* Herring' and is the name of a near legendary and formidable beastie that frequents the fjords of your homeland, and which when not on Troll Patrol, your army hunts for.

How come a Scotshobbit knows all this and you Fjordians don't?

{{We are sworn to secrecy, as generations before us, so that the fear of this beastly beast of a beast will not frighten tourists away from our lovely fjords. }}

Norc wrote:

Amarië wrote:Things rarely make sense here. I think Ringdrotten at some point in the past may have mentioned sildefisket.

And we Fjordlandians stick together, haven't you noticed the new Viking bar in Needlehole? So no messing with Norc or there will be no Akevitt for you!

no I haven't, what's that about? I should go an investigate and join my fellow vikings

As you might notice when travelling to the regions on Earth we call Syden, if there are more than two Scandinavians present a Viking bar will automatically appear. There suddenly all Scandinavians will mingle and be the best of friends and wear plastic viking helmets with horns. I am sure the same has happened here now that you have arrived and settled in.

At least there we can talk about Sherlock in peace. And Lillyhammer! Hilarious!

{{{Should have done what we Scots did Amarie- we took a horrible, slavering, vicous slimey evil worm and gave it a cute name and made fluffy toys of it and the Loch Ness Monster tourist industry was born- if only people knew the truth and what really happens to be people reported as lost in the Highlands!}}}}

Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{{Should have done what we Scots did Amarie- we took a horrible, slavering, vicous slimey evil worm and gave it a cute name and made fluffy toys of it and the Loch Ness Monster tourist industry was born- if only people knew the truth and what really happens to be people reported as lost in the Highlands!}}}}

{{{As we did with the trolls. And the man eating killer elk. Warning signs all over the Elk habitat, and tourist just thinks it's cute. Btw, have you seen the movie Trollhunter yet? You should. You really should. }}}}

I have indeed seen TrollHUnter-I recommended it highly on the film thread a while back and will gladly do so again!

{{Nice move with the trolls and elks- great snack food tourists for Northern European wildlife}}}

Amarië wrote:

Norc wrote:

Amarië wrote:Things rarely make sense here. I think Ringdrotten at some point in the past may have mentioned sildefisket.

And we Fjordlandians stick together, haven't you noticed the new Viking bar in Needlehole? So no messing with Norc or there will be no Akevitt for you!

no I haven't, what's that about? I should go an investigate and join my fellow vikings

As you might notice when travelling to the regions on Earth we call Syden, if there are more than two Scandinavians present a Viking bar will automatically appear. There suddenly all Scandinavians will mingle and be the best of friends and wear plastic viking helmets with horns. I am sure the same has happened here now that you have arrived and settled in.

At least there we can talk about Sherlock in peace. And Lillyhammer! Hilarious!

Haha, true that.. where is this bar? *-* I would love to discuss Sherlock without any spoiler

Found it! So to speak.

Kom og sjå!

"Come Og, quick!"

At work at mo. another hour to go.

It snowed last night, great big flakes of fairys doilies, hitting my windows and then skittering off in a twirling buffet of breeze, I really hate snow. As I live up the side of a mountain it means getting stranded for days with no double expresso and brioche. damn. But thank goodness this morning it had melted in a watery sunshine, yay! I love the sun. bring on Spring.