Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Oh thank-you all. You mean someone started it and everyone but me understood. Talk about depressing... How can someone who was a women,s edito and had to do dreadful front page stuff still be saavy challenged. How sad. Oh Halvsie, did you notice this. way back. sniff.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
It takes everyone a while to figure out encryption brackets. Norc was a handful when trying to figure them out.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
You really are a dear. Your sometimes. girlfriend sounds sweet. You deserve that. Hasia and Clayton are so immersed in the Chinese culture. Sometimes I feel Si Fu Howard lives here. In
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Norc was a handful when trying to figure them out.- Halfy
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{What do you mean was a handful?!! And no I'm not back as this is encrypted and addressed to no one so then, um, no one can actually read it.
Well except Figg's pussy obviously and Royalty -probably much the seem thing when you think about it- and most likely the Dark Mistress, what with her being Dark and all that-maybe I need to add more peppermint to this?
Anyhow I can tell Figg cats that some sort of fuller explanation, or not, may be given, or not, in the future, or in someone's future at least, but for now lets just say a terrible thing befell me and I've been sober for a week.
I also discovered my couch is not as comfy as I had always thought it was.
Fortunately I have rectified the problem and am no longer so under the weather. Though I am under a table- I really aught to clean the underside of this one day.
Come to think of it I really aught to clean the top of it one day, but then without a squidgy crust I'll have nowhere to secure my buckie bottle- it might fall over
Best not clean it I think – where was I? Oh yes! Under this table drunk! Excellent! I cant fall down from here. And yes I am in my barrel, turns out it didn't burn down despite my best efforts and all the buckie soaked into everything- no thanks mind you to Forunshire's inept fire department which it seems doesn't function without me full of bucky, as they don't have a working hose otherwise- no, the fire was put out by the Thing in my fridge, I think its used up all the ice too.
Its also singed and smells like an Arbroath smokie prepared by a Fjordian and is even less happy with me than before judging on the noises, and we weren't exactly friends to start with.
Still the fire has saved me ever having to clean the hall carpet, as its now ashes. I should probably sweep that up or something, but oh I don't know, why stop now just when I'm enjoying the underside of this table. There was a point to all this, once upon a time, near the start somewhere I think ...oh yes, the reason this is encrypted is because I am not 'officially' back yet. I'm not supposed to be here, don't even have my passport stamped, don't tell the Dark Mistress! What am I saying, I'm talking to a pussy! Anyway, there is a Reason for this, and as it involves me its not a good one for me, but until that Reason becomes clear, hopefully fairly soon, within a day or so at most, I can say no more. But any further silence from me until that time is due to the 'Reason' not to being sober - though which is worse I have yet to decide! But I shall be back - that probably counts as some sort of warning- though not much of one seeing as only Figg's pussy is reading this }}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{What do you mean was a handful?!! And no I'm not back as this is encrypted and addressed to no one so then, um, no one can actually read it.
Well except Figg's pussy obviously and Royalty -probably much the seem thing when you think about it- and most likely the Dark Mistress, what with her being Dark and all that-maybe I need to add more peppermint to this?
Anyhow I can tell Figg cats that some sort of fuller explanation, or not, may be given, or not, in the future, or in someone's future at least, but for now lets just say a terrible thing befell me and I've been sober for a week.
I also discovered my couch is not as comfy as I had always thought it was.
Fortunately I have rectified the problem and am no longer so under the weather. Though I am under a table- I really aught to clean the underside of this one day.
Come to think of it I really aught to clean the top of it one day, but then without a squidgy crust I'll have nowhere to secure my buckie bottle- it might fall over
Best not clean it I think – where was I? Oh yes! Under this table drunk! Excellent! I cant fall down from here. And yes I am in my barrel, turns out it didn't burn down despite my best efforts and all the buckie soaked into everything- no thanks mind you to Forunshire's inept fire department which it seems doesn't function without me full of bucky, as they don't have a working hose otherwise- no, the fire was put out by the Thing in my fridge, I think its used up all the ice too.
Its also singed and smells like an Arbroath smokie prepared by a Fjordian and is even less happy with me than before judging on the noises, and we weren't exactly friends to start with.
Still the fire has saved me ever having to clean the hall carpet, as its now ashes. I should probably sweep that up or something, but oh I don't know, why stop now just when I'm enjoying the underside of this table. There was a point to all this, once upon a time, near the start somewhere I think ...oh yes, the reason this is encrypted is because I am not 'officially' back yet. I'm not supposed to be here, don't even have my passport stamped, don't tell the Dark Mistress! What am I saying, I'm talking to a pussy! Anyway, there is a Reason for this, and as it involves me its not a good one for me, but until that Reason becomes clear, hopefully fairly soon, within a day or so at most, I can say no more. But any further silence from me until that time is due to the 'Reason' not to being sober - though which is worse I have yet to decide! But I shall be back - that probably counts as some sort of warning- though not much of one seeing as only Figg's pussy is reading this }}}}}}
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Ha! You're back. And just in the nick of time Petty. I've popped in just for a moment to make sure a certain two hobbits (of power) are looking after Forumshire properly in my absence. Not sure how long Dad has got. So I'll need you to watch that certain two don't do something horrible while I'm away - like introduce even MORE rules or something. Love you Petty!!!! Welcome back!
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
What a strange outburst, Orwell....
Hold on... Is that the strange scent of peppermint and... buckie?? Curiouser and curiouser....
Hold on... Is that the strange scent of peppermint and... buckie?? Curiouser and curiouser....
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
ohyeah the Tyrant is in da house!!!!!
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
I keep getting partial messages enswirled in wafts of peppermint, then lo and behold, PETTY POPS UP! Cryptically quotes me on Norc, and then all I got was a dizzying blast of peppermint that went on and on...thought I was about to pass out.
Then Orwell makes an Ally-like pronouncement, and Figgy starts dancing around like a lunatic!
I must have landed on the wrong planet.
{{{ }}}
Then Orwell makes an Ally-like pronouncement, and Figgy starts dancing around like a lunatic!
I must have landed on the wrong planet.
{{{ }}}
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
*sniff*
Peppermint AND buckie?
That can only mean ONE THING!
*[grabs shotgun and runs out to the porch to protect field]*
Peppermint AND buckie?
That can only mean ONE THING!
*[grabs shotgun and runs out to the porch to protect field]*
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Yee Ha cowboy, Hello Petty !
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
the Crabbitmeister returns on the Crabbit thread, oft was it foretold. yea verily.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
For so it has been written and thus it must be the truth.
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One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius
#amarieco
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Then again, it feels more like a "not so crabbit now" moment.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Norced?
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One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius
#amarieco
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Where?
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
BEHIND YOU BEHIND YOU!
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One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
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#amarieco
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
She's behind me?
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Although, that does remind me of my favourite Blackadder joke.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
Ok, perhaps this was more of a scary story than a joke.
Ahh, Blackadder.
Ahh, Blackadder.
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One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
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#amarieco
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
{{{Hey Petty. I hope you'll feel up to coming back soon.}}}
Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
{{{{Shame I cant tell Eldo about the Reason, ah he will find out soon enough, they all will I hope }}}}
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
{{{{"The Reason is like totally 2003, Eldo was barely even born!", I randomly exclaim to myself for no reason, though likely because the Admin office has such lovely acoustic.
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One does not simply woke into Mordor.
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"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius
#amarieco
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit! [5]
2003? What a throwback! I was like.. 17?!
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