Things that are making you crabbit! [5]

Oh thank-you all. You mean someone started it and everyone but me understood.  Talk about depressing... How can someone who was a women,s edito and had to do dreadful front page stuff still be saavy challenged.  How sad. Oh Halvsie, did you notice this. way  back.  sniff.

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It takes everyone a while to figure out encryption brackets. Norc was a handful when trying to figure them out.

You really are a dear. Your sometimes. girlfriend sounds sweet. You deserve that. Hasia and Clayton are so immersed in the Chinese culture. Sometimes I feel Si Fu Howard lives here. In
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Norc was a handful when trying to figure them out.- Halfy

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{What do you mean was a handful?!! And no I'm not back as this is encrypted and addressed to no one so then, um, no one can actually read it.

Well except Figg's pussy obviously and Royalty -probably much the seem thing when you think about it- and most likely the Dark Mistress, what with her being Dark and all that-maybe I need to add more peppermint to this?

Anyhow I can tell Figg cats that some sort of fuller explanation, or not, may be given, or not, in the future, or in someone's future at least, but for now lets just say a terrible thing befell me and I've been sober for a week.

I also discovered my couch is not as comfy as I had always thought it was.

Fortunately I have rectified the problem and am no longer so under the weather. Though I am under a table- I really aught to clean the underside of this one day.

Come to think of it I really aught to clean the top of it one day, but then without a squidgy crust I'll have nowhere to secure my buckie bottle- it might fall over

Best not clean it I think – where was I? Oh yes! Under this table drunk! Excellent! I cant fall down from here. And yes I am in my barrel, turns out it didn't burn down despite my best efforts and all the buckie soaked into everything- no thanks mind you to Forunshire's inept fire department which it seems doesn't function without me full of bucky, as they don't have a working hose otherwise- no, the fire was put out by the Thing in my fridge, I think its used up all the ice too.

Its also singed and smells like an Arbroath smokie prepared by a Fjordian and is even less happy with me than before judging on the noises, and we weren't exactly friends to start with.

Still the fire has saved me ever having to clean the hall carpet, as its now ashes. I should probably sweep that up or something, but oh I don't know, why stop now just when I'm enjoying the underside of this table. There was a point to all this, once upon a time, near the start somewhere I think ...oh yes, the reason this is encrypted is because I am not 'officially' back yet. I'm not supposed to be here, don't even have my passport stamped, don't tell the Dark Mistress! What am I saying, I'm talking to a pussy! Anyway, there is a Reason for this, and as it involves me its not a good one for me, but until that Reason becomes clear, hopefully fairly soon, within a day or so at most, I can say no more. But any further silence from me until that time is due to the 'Reason' not to being sober - though which is worse I have yet to decide! But I shall be back - that probably counts as some sort of warning- though not much of one seeing as only Figg's pussy is reading this }}}}}}

Ha! You're back. And just in the nick of time Petty. I've popped in just for a moment to make sure a certain two hobbits (of power) are looking after Forumshire properly in my absence. Not sure how long Dad has got. So I'll need you to watch that certain two don't do something horrible while I'm away - like introduce even MORE rules or something. Love you Petty!!!! Welcome back!

What a strange outburst, Orwell....

Hold on... Is that the strange scent of peppermint and... buckie?? Curiouser and curiouser....

ohyeah the Tyrant is in da house!!!!!

I keep getting partial messages enswirled in wafts of peppermint, then lo and behold, PETTY POPS UP! Cryptically quotes me on Norc, and then all I got was a dizzying blast of peppermint that went on and on...thought I was about to pass out.

Then Orwell makes an Ally-like pronouncement, and Figgy starts dancing around like a lunatic!

I must have landed on the wrong planet.

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*sniff*
Peppermint AND buckie?
That can only mean ONE THING!

*[grabs shotgun and runs out to the porch to protect field]*

Yee Ha cowboy, Hello Petty !

Hurry up back Petty!

the Crabbitmeister returns on the Crabbit thread, oft was it foretold. yea verily.

For so it has been written and thus it must be the truth.

Then again, it feels more like a "not so crabbit now" moment.

Norced?

Where?

BEHIND YOU BEHIND YOU!

She's behind me?

Although, that does remind me of my favourite Blackadder joke.

Ok, perhaps this was more of a scary story than a joke.

Ahh, Blackadder.

{{{Hey Petty. I hope you'll feel up to coming back soon.}}}

{{{{Shame I cant tell Eldo about the Reason, ah he will find out soon enough, they all will I hope }}}}

{{{{"The Reason is like totally 2003, Eldo was barely even born!", I randomly exclaim to myself for no reason, though likely because the Admin office has such lovely acoustic.

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{{{My parents have told me about 2003.}}}

2003? What a throwback! I was like.. 17?!