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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:35 pm
If theyd really though about it they could have trapped them in there- put the whole thing on a bonfire and had tender oven baked baby bear steaks for tea. 
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by azriel Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:37 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by chris63 Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:08 am
azriel wrote:I was watching Resident evil on my new 3D TV tonight and couldn't stop screaming at one of the zombies!
"Its so fucking disgustingly real and looks like its coming right at mel!" I shouted to my wife.
"For fuck sake!" She replied, "will you show my mum to her seat, THEN turn the TV on."
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by CC12 35 Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:35 pm
This lady had a heart attack at the diner so I says to the waitress, I says, I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING oh man the laugh that one guy had! 
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Tinuviel Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:57 am
Just saying, if the world ends in 3 minutes, I think you're all brilliant! I'm drinking my buckle kegs dry tonight!!!
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:43 am
But that would leave no buckie for me....I mean for you for xmas Your Maj!
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Mrs Figg Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:45 pm
wouldnt that just be the best thing you EVER saw from your car window? 
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:51 pm
Hell of a roadkill though!
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:31 am
Genuine news paper headline-
DOGGERS PUT OFF BY TRIMMED BUSHES AT NORTHAMPTON LAYBY
DOGGERS PUT OFF BY TRIMMED BUSHES AT NORTHAMPTON LAYBY
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by RA Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:57 pm
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:01 pm
Must be 70's fans. 
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by halfwise Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:27 pm
Off a TV show I was watching during lunch:
"It's not that we women prefer foreign men, we just prefer not being able to understand what you are saying."
"It's not that we women prefer foreign men, we just prefer not being able to understand what you are saying."
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:45 pm
I suppose it beats what women usually do, which is pretend they didnt understand it.
Yeah, we know when you are just playing that "oh, Im just a silly woman card" when what it really means is "yes, dear, thats lovely and we will do that over my dead body. Now the sooner you stop talking the sooner we get everything done my way!"
Yeah, we know when you are just playing that "oh, Im just a silly woman card" when what it really means is "yes, dear, thats lovely and we will do that over my dead body. Now the sooner you stop talking the sooner we get everything done my way!"
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:43 am
Root Beer! When I take a break from buckie (between 11am and 11.30 am) I enjoy a root beer- but its not popualr here and hard to track down as I got a taste for it when the US Navy was here so have a preferrence for the genuine US variety- unfortunately the only shop in town that specialises in US imports was shut, but in a little backstreet corner shop I discovered Australian root beer.
At least I assume it is, it has a kangaroo on the front and is called Bundaberg- only Australians have words like Bunda.
Wasnt bad, not as creamy as the US version but not bad.
At least I assume it is, it has a kangaroo on the front and is called Bundaberg- only Australians have words like Bunda.
Wasnt bad, not as creamy as the US version but not bad.
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Mrs Figg Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:02 am
I do like a lager and lime. very common of me I know, very uncouth, but its nice.
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Eldorion Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:17 am
I didn't even know there were regional varieties of root beer. I'm not a big root beer drinker myself, though.
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
by Eldorion Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:20 am
Two minutes of Wikipediaing later, and I'm learning that this Bundaberg company has a gigantic barrel building that you can visit.
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