Mayoralty 2014: nominations
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RA
Biffo Banks
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malickfan
Tinuviel
Pettytyrant101
Mrs Figg
Norc
Orwell
Forest Shepherd
Mirabella
odo banks
leelee
bungobaggins
halfwise
azriel
David H
Eldorion
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Re: Mayoralty 2014: nominations
As mayor I promise to ONLY make promises I cannot keep. That way you lot never need worry about what I say. Seems the safest way to run a high office, methinks.
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halfwise wrote:As mayor I promise to ONLY make promises I cannot keep.
Sure, you say that now, but will you be able to KEEP that promise?
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ELE remember?!bungobaggins wrote:At first I thought this said "Morality 2014" and I thought, "Oh great, another lecture about how I'm a terrible person." And then I thought it said "Mortality 2014."
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Dear little RA, the quiet voice of reason
And thankyou Dave for the warm welcome, I enjoy a good 'fraying'
And thankyou Dave for the warm welcome, I enjoy a good 'fraying'
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If RA uses ELE as his campaign motto, then he's earned a nomination from me.
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I'd vote for RA. ELE!
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So we have Mayoral candidates backing other mayoral candidates now?!!
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Queer folks, Petty, these New Forumshirans from Queer places such as Bree and Torn etcetera....
What I think we need is a good wholesome genuine Native as Mayor... Mmm... let me think... That pretty much only leaves Mirabella...
What I think we need is a good wholesome genuine Native as Mayor... Mmm... let me think... That pretty much only leaves Mirabella...
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Queer folks, Petty, these New Forumshirans from Queer places such as Bree and Torn etcetera.... - Orwell
Very true Orwell, very true. After a while one slips into the dangerous situation of forgetting they are foreigners!
Very true Orwell, very true. After a while one slips into the dangerous situation of forgetting they are foreigners!
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if Shirelanders had kids with Breelanders would the offspring be called Breeders?
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Orwell wrote:What I think we need is a good wholesome genuine Native as Mayor... Mmm... let me think... That pretty much only leaves Mirabella...
{{{I wonder if I've been here long enough that everyone has forgotten that I'm an immigrant, having already experienced Tolkien fandom on another forum before coming here. }}}
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Ha! I'm a native. Don't think I ever posted on any other Tolkien sites before joining the original Forumshire.
Vote Halfwise. He doesn't know any better either.
Vote Halfwise. He doesn't know any better either.
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I'm sure many here will find your logic persuasive, Halfy, but really, I think it's about time we had another Woman's voice here. I mean, Women get sick of male voices here yabba yabba yabba blah blah blah all the time. We need some Sense about the pace. Of course, I plan to keep all the male folk satisfied. Simple creatures. Easily pleased - and I'm certainly the type to please, surely.
Vote 1 Mirabella. THE VOICE OF TREES AND REASON
Vote 1 Mirabella. THE VOICE OF TREES AND REASON
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Mirabella wrote:I'm sure many here will find your logic persuasive, Halfy, but really, I think it's about time we had another Woman's voice here. I mean, Women get sick of male voices here yabba yabba yabba blah blah blah all the time. We need some Sense about the pace. Of course, I plan to keep all the male folk satisfied. Simple creatures. Easily pleased - and I'm certainly the type to please, surely.
Vote 1 Mirabella. THE VOICE OF TREES AND REASON
cant say fairer than that. enough of the yabba yabba
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Somehow we seem to have come full circle to the argument that began this whole exercise.
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Pettytyrant101 wrote:So we have Mayoral candidates backing other mayoral candidates now?!!
If RA throws his hat in the ring, I'll withdraw my campaign and offer my (and Stannis') full support to him.
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You cant back out! What about your supporters? Wavering, thats what it is!
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We need firm positions from our candidates! What about Forest? He even has a self-evident campaign motto: Stand Like a Tree. Or maybe Make Like a Tree ... and Get Out the Vote! {{{No?}}}
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the mayoral elections have come to Forumshire
not to be negative but the predictions are dire
There's Mirabella that plastic whiplash girl
Bungo's skill with election posters makes me hurl
RA wants love and peace, Halfy's not so sure
If it was up to me I would show you lot the door
Daves rude veggies are going to come up
In some papperazzi shots with a startled Geoduck
scandal rigging and shennanigans abound
a more motley crew of candidates is hard to be found
so come on Norc! you need to be bolder
we need a Mayoress before I get much older.
not to be negative but the predictions are dire
There's Mirabella that plastic whiplash girl
Bungo's skill with election posters makes me hurl
RA wants love and peace, Halfy's not so sure
If it was up to me I would show you lot the door
Daves rude veggies are going to come up
In some papperazzi shots with a startled Geoduck
scandal rigging and shennanigans abound
a more motley crew of candidates is hard to be found
so come on Norc! you need to be bolder
we need a Mayoress before I get much older.
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Figg nice one.
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Some lovely rhyming Commonsense, Mrs Figg. Yes, plastic is durable and we want our Mayor to be durable (and Reasonable). Does this mean I can count on your vote?
Vote 1 Mirabella Banks. The Voice of Standing Trees and Reason
Vote 1 Mirabella Banks. The Voice of Standing Trees and Reason
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Mirabella wrote:
Vote 1 Mirabella. THE VOICE OF TREES AND REASON
The voice of treason reason? I need say no more.
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Speaking of Norc, has she forgotten about this election? I would have thought she'd be the most eager candidate.
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