Mayoralty 2014: nominations
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Re: Mayoralty 2014: nominations
bungobaggins wrote:If you would have read my proposal, you would have seen that I represent the populism that Forumshire so desperately needs.
An Anarchist!?!?!?!
{{{{{{{{{Beware Bungo! They seem to have impounded my guillotine recently. In preparation for the elections no doubt! }}}}}}}}}}
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I'm not too concerned. I've got something in the works.
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David H wrote:An Anarchist!?!?!?!
I think you meant to say Anti-Christ.
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If I am elected Mayor of Forumshire, I pledge to aggressively preserve the status quo!
{{{and my head }}}
Unless it has proved to be unsatisfactory.
Then I promise to change it!
{{{the status quo, not the head }}}
{{{and my head }}}
Unless it has proved to be unsatisfactory.
Then I promise to change it!
{{{the status quo, not the head }}}
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It is unsatisfactory!
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bungobaggins wrote:
I think you meant to say Anti-Christ.
An Anti-Christ?!?!?!?
BURN HIM!
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bungobaggins wrote:It is unsatisfactory!
Well then I can count on your vote to change it!
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David H wrote:
An Anti-Christ?!?!?!?
For the night is dark and full of terrors.
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Just imagine what would happen if a Mayor ever started writing down all the unwritten rules of Forumshire. What would happen to royal (or administrative) privileges then?
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We'd just get rid of said mayor! We are a shire built on lawlessness, and to have any would spell our doom! Besides, it's not like we've been particularly bad royals/admins! Why do they need to change things??
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I dont like change as a quick look at my kilt will testify too.
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Stand well back please Ladies & Gentlemen, what we need is an exorcist. Bungo has evidently been over taken by demonic forces, poor sod, Time to slap it out of him & restore peace, order & tranquility to our happy home. Then we can get back to the usual running of things
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For some reason the line that sticks in my head from that movie:
Young priest: "There seems to be four separate personalities..."
Old priest (the great Max von Sydow) vehemently: "NO! There is only one."
Young priest: "There seems to be four separate personalities..."
Old priest (the great Max von Sydow) vehemently: "NO! There is only one."
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Norc you need to step up your game, these boys are ahead of the Game of Mayorial Thrones.
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Yeah you wont win an election Norc with an imaginary speech
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Norc wrote:Ir was an awesome speech
You can't just tease us like that and expect to win support!
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cumon Norc, the girls have to show this lot we mean buisness. we need policies, manifesto speeches, the full monty.
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I can't recall, are you a candidate in this race, Mrs Figg? You certainly seem to be in the electoral spirit.
Yes please.
Mrs Figg wrote:the full monty.
Yes please.
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Well its one way to win votes!
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azriel wrote:Stand well back please Ladies & Gentlemen, what we need is an exorcist. Bungo has evidently been over taken by demonic forces, poor sod, Time to slap it out of him & restore peace, order & tranquility to our happy home. Then we can get back to the usual running of things
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An open and honest campaign, warts and all. I certainly am willing to go the Full Monty and I assure you I have no warts. As to Orwell showing Eldo more respect - well, I'm prepared to ensure he gives Eldo all the respect he deserves.
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Mirabella wrote:An open and honest campaign, warts and all. I certainly am willing to go the Full Monty and I assure you I have no warts.
Oh yeah? Well two (or three) can play at that game!
I for one have nothing to hide!
Will there be jelly by any chance?
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Vote 1 Mirabella Banks and we'll see.
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