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hahahaha. How very different you are here. I love Planet-Tokien as child loves her father, looks up to him, thinks of him as her knight in shining armour. When our dear Grondy of the Council died, John, that is I cried for weeks and weeks and there is still a pain in my heart and a deep longing for him. And when our little Cloveress left to pursue college I felt lost. And Mellon and Sian and Gimli too.
Just a few posts in and the feeling I have here is for a mother that loves her dear funny, intelligent and somewhat Pippiny and Merryish children. How dear and funny and Hobbitish you are. I feel a little like Snow white and here I have come inside the dwarves house and just like that have fallen in love. I think I am falling in love a little with you all. And I told myself I would not visit here , no not at all, for you left us and it was like standing at the Party Tree amidst the laughter and festivities and waiting and waiting for the ones I met and felt drawn to, only they did not come back. But today I saw something by Eldorian(I missed your words and you as well) and I thought"I shall just have a peak and then back away and that will be that. But I think now I shall wrap my grey cloak about me and cover my blonde tresses with the hood and come and sit down often and listen to what comes from your dear hearts. And so are you saying Odo that some of you are a crowd on your own? How I do love an intrigue!

This is how we greet a ditinguished ambassador from the Dark Planet is it? Nonsense and silliness? Really?
Good, I'll carry on then. Best explain leelee, Pretty is my sister. She got the looks, and the brains, and the family residence and the inheritance and the good job in the media. Mmm, looking back on it I probably shouldn't have spent ten years trying to drink that buckie well dry (on the other hand I had dropped 2p down it and a Scotshobbit can't just let a thing like that go). Pretty is supposed to be undercover on the Dark Planet for the NotP (Forumshires premiere newsaper) but I think she may have forgotten that, although she says she is luring them into a false sense of security (which might be true I've seen how she handles doorman at nightclubs, they certainly felt less secure not to mention slightly stunned). We Tyrants however leelee are a small clan in Forumshire with a modest hole, I actually live in a barrel up a tree most of the time but hereabouts there are some prominant familes, most notable the Banks family of Needlehole of whom Odo is the head. The Banks family are a forum in themselves I would not dare to presume to sum them up here in a few words, you can find a little more about their chequered past in the forum newspapers, although I'm not sure that won't just make the whole thing even more confusing. Odo definetly qualifies as a 'crowd on his own!' (lovely phrase if I may say leelee, I do like a nicely turned out phrase you must pop by for a buckie, often).

((((((Leelee - when talking to Pretty Tyrant, make sure she's not really Petty Tyrant dressed in his kilt trying to lure you into something unrespectable!))))))

How nice of you to introduce leelee to our little community in such a friendly and helpful fashion Petty

Well you know me, always willing to help out the lady folk, invite them into the barrel for a buckie or few.

It's a good think I know what buckie actually means, otherwise, well, I could have quite easily misconstrued the meaning of that...

Being a well-to-do respectable hobbit, Ally, naturally I have no idea what you're insinuating, but tut tut, I say, tut tut!

((((((My advice to you Ally is, don't let the likes of Mr Tyrant and that Norwayan chap drag you down into their intellectual mire, or before you know it you'll be making fart jokes! )))))

All I have to say to that Odo is [img][/img]

I guess all I have to say then, is:

Thank goodness Odo is not here to see that, Mr Tyrant, for I'm sure he'd find the contents of your last post quite unrespectable!


((((I'm also unsure why you reacted the way you did, Mr Tyrant. Mind though, I did smell a certain amount of cinnamon in the air on Odo's last post, so perhaps he sent you an encrypted message, possibly with some mention of farting. Is that a possibility?)))))

Encryption? There was encrytption spells on the go? Hadn't noticed, but then I wouldn't would I- I just had an uncontrollable urge to let rip! Must have been that waft of cinnamon, always gets me that way cinammon.

Mmm... thinking about what Orwell said, I became suspicious, smelled a rat in fact --- but then, on reading your post, Mr Tyrant, I smelled something else.... You are a disgraceful disreputable delinquint depraved Scotshobbit! (And that wasn't a compliment, btw! )

odo banks wrote:You are a disgraceful disreputable delinquint depraved Scotshobbit!

That's a bit redundant, don't you think?

A selection of hilarious smileys i found!

For those of us too old to understand how do you steal smileys for use? (If possible explain in simple words with diagrams if it helps)

Right-click on the smiley and select "Copy image location" or "Copy image URL" from the drop-down menu that appears (the exact wording varies from browser to browser. Then copy and paste the URL into your post and enclose it in [IMG] tags. For example:

Code:

[IMG]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-forum/admin.gif[/IMG]

becomes

In case you can't tell, I like that one.

Thanks, Eldo

No problem, Ringdrotten!

So it does! Thanks Eldo, a use for Admin after all!

Always the tone of surprise.

Well sorry if my faith in Authority is not absolute Eldo! If its any consolation the suprise was equally as much that I managed to get it working as your instructions proving accurate.

Fair enough.

Ringdrotten wrote:

Amarië wrote:
Ringdrotten: I have only read a few pages of Ringdrotten (the book) so far, but I loved it loved it loved it. Who knew the hobbits could get even more adorable? I'll bring the book with me on vacation, I plan to finally get to read the whole thing.

Wait till you get to the elves, you'll be thrilled Especially since you're also an admirer of Ivar Aasen. I'm currently rereading it, and enjoying it just as much as the first time

Oh the book is so LOVELY! I've only gotten to Moria and the tomb, but I am so enjoying reading things like "datt i koll" (which I use all the time), fivreld (this really is my favorite word, it just sounds so wonderful) and mødd (my mother-in-law uses that all the time).

My feelings exactly "Soge" must be one of my favourite words. And the language is nothing short of brilliant. I just love the way the elves talk Gondorians and people from Rohan are fantastic too, though, so it's not easy to pick a favourite. Anyway, I'm glad you like it - it only gets better with every chapter and every book

I have no idea what 'soge' may mean but I like it! I like the sound of it. Just to clarify can you spell it phonetically? I am imagining the g at the end is a soft g.