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Post by azriel Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:16 pm

Hee Hee !  Laughing 
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Drag Petty's floppy body as far in the opposite direction as possible, ply stream with boulders, cutting off Ringo's attempts at rowing along stream.

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Post by Forest Shepherd Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:08 pm

Ringdrotten is on your team!  Mad 

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Post by bungobaggins Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:40 pm

slap laugh 

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Post by azriel Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:22 pm

Is  he ??  scratch Oh fook ! Sorry Ringo !  Embarassed  Right, who can I pick on next ?

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Post by azriel Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:25 pm

offer Bungo dandelion juice as a remedy/antidote for meth inhalation, (little does he know dandelion juice makes you pee like a good'un for hours ! )  Nod

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Post by Ringdrotten Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:39 pm

Awesome Very Happy Fantastic boat!

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Post by bungobaggins Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:43 pm

Offer contaminated meth to Azriel

{{{Liberal's don't care about the purity of such things. Razz}}}

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Post by azriel Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:54 pm

Refuse meth on the grounds I dont smoke or except drinks etc from STRANGE men (or women !)


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Post by Forest Shepherd Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:55 pm

bungobaggins wrote:Offer contaminated meth to Azriel

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Post by azriel Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:04 pm

FIGGS ! I need you here for back up, pronto  affraid as soon as you can ! The peasants are revolting !

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Post by Ringdrotten Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:09 pm

Missed the replies on the second page, all is forgiven, azriel Laughing

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Post by azriel Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:36 pm

Rob Beorn's Bee  hives for honey to help Ringo's distillery


{{{small redemption ?}}}

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Post by bungobaggins Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:50 pm

How many turns are you taking Azriel? scratch

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:03 pm

Evil or Very Mad Fix! Stewards enquiry!!  Evil or Very Mad 

SUCK ALL THE BLoOD FROM WOUND THUS GETTING ME VERY DRUNK FROM THE HIGH ALCOHOL LEVELS.

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Post by azriel Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:13 pm

How many turns ?? Until I get the better of you !  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
Anyway, what ever happened to "ladies first" ?

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Post by Ringdrotten Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:23 pm

azriel wrote:

{{{small redemption ?}}}

Nod  Kissing 


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Post by Forest Shepherd Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:31 pm

This is hilarious, Petty has resorted to self-vampirism.  lol! 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:37 pm

Waste not, want not! Theres perfectly good alcohol going to waste in that blood.

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Post by Forest Shepherd Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:04 am

Purists Vs. Liberals: Round 4
Bungobaggins: Offer contaminated Meth to Azriel
[2] You ask Azriel if she'd like some blue... but you are met with silence and a cold hard stare. (This may be due to the fact that you are wearing no pants/trousers after your cook session). You decide to go back to the RV for now.

Azriel: Rob Beorn's beehives for honey to help Ringo's distillery
[3] Beorn does not take kindly to thieves and would probably make an example of you if he caught you. Fortunately, you manage to grab a single slab of honeycomb (using your clay shield as a ward against the enormous bees) without him noticing.

Pettytyrant: Suck all the blood from wound, thus getting myself very drunk from the high alcohol levels
[5] It started out as an attempt to staunch the flow of blood, but the buckie flowing in your veins calls to you and you suck the blood eagerly from your arm-stump. The alcohol content is so high that you get shamelessly drunk off of it! (Against all accepted laws of science). At least the bleeding has stopped...

Mrs. Figg: Zzz... *snort* Zzzz...
[1] Dreams of a purist re-edit of the Lord of the Rings, in which Viggo Mortensen is replaced by a crabbit Scotsman troubles your sleep. You toss and turn fitfully.

Ringdrotten: Row to the foot of the mountain for ingredients to my distillery
[6] You make excellent time to the foothills of the distant mountain. Paddling past the rapid banks you see all manner of exciting and strange ingredients for your still. Unfortunately, you underestimate the power of those brawny arms, and paddle right up into the glacier! Your canoe is frozen-stuck, and is that an abominable snowman you see in the distance? Or simply a very large mountaineer?  pale 

Round 4:


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:47 am

Success at last. And I win the game!!  drunken  (I assume the aim was to get drunk first same as in life  Shrugging

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Post by Forest Shepherd Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:52 am

I'm not entirely certain what the aim was. It's apparently getting drunk or high. When I started I figured you guys would just play capture the flag or something.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:59 am

Yes well, introduce a game in Forumshire and its bound to end up like Calvinball sooner rather than later  Very Happy 

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Post by Forest Shepherd Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:14 am

Calvinball!
Ah, such memories. My childhood of yore consisted mostly of Calvin and Hobbes collections and C. S. Lewis/Tolkien literature.
Only the best upbringing for yours truly! Razz

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Post by azriel Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:17 am

This is so much fun !  Razz  And there's me thinking you had to eliminate the 'enemy','opposition', whatever ? {{{by any means necessary  Twisted Evil  }}}
Capture the flag whilst high as a kite or stone drunk & off yer face ??? MMmmmm, okay. I still wanna batter someone ??
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Mrs. Figg: Zzz... *snort* Zzzz...
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