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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Hee Hee !
to the Purists
Drag Petty's floppy body as far in the opposite direction as possible, ply stream with boulders, cutting off Ringo's attempts at rowing along stream.
to the Purists
Drag Petty's floppy body as far in the opposite direction as possible, ply stream with boulders, cutting off Ringo's attempts at rowing along stream.
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Ringdrotten is on your team!
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Is he ?? Oh fook ! Sorry Ringo ! Right, who can I pick on next ?
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
offer Bungo dandelion juice as a remedy/antidote for meth inhalation, (little does he know dandelion juice makes you pee like a good'un for hours ! )
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Awesome Fantastic boat!
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Offer contaminated meth to Azriel
{{{Liberal's don't care about the purity of such things. }}}
{{{Liberal's don't care about the purity of such things. }}}
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Refuse meth on the grounds I dont smoke or except drinks etc from STRANGE men (or women !)
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
bungobaggins wrote:Offer contaminated meth to Azriel
{{{Liberal's don't care about the purity of such things. }}}
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"The earth was rushing past like a river or a sea below him. Trees and water, and green grass, hurried away beneath. A great roar of wild animals rose as they rushed over the Zoological Gardens, mixed with a chattering of monkeys and a screaming of birds; but it died away in a moment behind them. And now there was nothing but the roofs of houses, sweeping along like a great torrent of stones and rocks. Chimney-pots fell, and tiles flew from the roofs..."
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
FIGGS ! I need you here for back up, pronto as soon as you can ! The peasants are revolting !
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Missed the replies on the second page, all is forgiven, azriel
Row to the foot of the mountain for ingredients to my distillery
Row to the foot of the mountain for ingredients to my distillery
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Rob Beorn's Bee hives for honey to help Ringo's distillery
{{{small redemption ?}}}
{{{small redemption ?}}}
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How many turns are you taking Azriel?
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Fix! Stewards enquiry!!
SUCK ALL THE BLoOD FROM WOUND THUS GETTING ME VERY DRUNK FROM THE HIGH ALCOHOL LEVELS.
SUCK ALL THE BLoOD FROM WOUND THUS GETTING ME VERY DRUNK FROM THE HIGH ALCOHOL LEVELS.
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
How many turns ?? Until I get the better of you !
Anyway, what ever happened to "ladies first" ?
Anyway, what ever happened to "ladies first" ?
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azriel wrote:
{{{small redemption ?}}}
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This is hilarious, Petty has resorted to self-vampirism.
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Waste not, want not! Theres perfectly good alcohol going to waste in that blood.
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Purists Vs. Liberals: Round 4
Bungobaggins: Offer contaminated Meth to Azriel
[2] You ask Azriel if she'd like some blue... but you are met with silence and a cold hard stare. (This may be due to the fact that you are wearing no pants/trousers after your cook session). You decide to go back to the RV for now.
Azriel: Rob Beorn's beehives for honey to help Ringo's distillery
[3] Beorn does not take kindly to thieves and would probably make an example of you if he caught you. Fortunately, you manage to grab a single slab of honeycomb (using your clay shield as a ward against the enormous bees) without him noticing.
Pettytyrant: Suck all the blood from wound, thus getting myself very drunk from the high alcohol levels
[5] It started out as an attempt to staunch the flow of blood, but the buckie flowing in your veins calls to you and you suck the blood eagerly from your arm-stump. The alcohol content is so high that you get shamelessly drunk off of it! (Against all accepted laws of science). At least the bleeding has stopped...
Mrs. Figg: Zzz... *snort* Zzzz...
[1] Dreams of a purist re-edit of the Lord of the Rings, in which Viggo Mortensen is replaced by a crabbit Scotsman troubles your sleep. You toss and turn fitfully.
Ringdrotten: Row to the foot of the mountain for ingredients to my distillery
[6] You make excellent time to the foothills of the distant mountain. Paddling past the rapid banks you see all manner of exciting and strange ingredients for your still. Unfortunately, you underestimate the power of those brawny arms, and paddle right up into the glacier! Your canoe is frozen-stuck, and is that an abominable snowman you see in the distance? Or simply a very large mountaineer?
Bungobaggins: Offer contaminated Meth to Azriel
[2] You ask Azriel if she'd like some blue... but you are met with silence and a cold hard stare. (This may be due to the fact that you are wearing no pants/trousers after your cook session). You decide to go back to the RV for now.
Azriel: Rob Beorn's beehives for honey to help Ringo's distillery
[3] Beorn does not take kindly to thieves and would probably make an example of you if he caught you. Fortunately, you manage to grab a single slab of honeycomb (using your clay shield as a ward against the enormous bees) without him noticing.
Pettytyrant: Suck all the blood from wound, thus getting myself very drunk from the high alcohol levels
[5] It started out as an attempt to staunch the flow of blood, but the buckie flowing in your veins calls to you and you suck the blood eagerly from your arm-stump. The alcohol content is so high that you get shamelessly drunk off of it! (Against all accepted laws of science). At least the bleeding has stopped...
Mrs. Figg: Zzz... *snort* Zzzz...
[1] Dreams of a purist re-edit of the Lord of the Rings, in which Viggo Mortensen is replaced by a crabbit Scotsman troubles your sleep. You toss and turn fitfully.
Ringdrotten: Row to the foot of the mountain for ingredients to my distillery
[6] You make excellent time to the foothills of the distant mountain. Paddling past the rapid banks you see all manner of exciting and strange ingredients for your still. Unfortunately, you underestimate the power of those brawny arms, and paddle right up into the glacier! Your canoe is frozen-stuck, and is that an abominable snowman you see in the distance? Or simply a very large mountaineer?
- Round 4:
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
Success at last. And I win the game!! (I assume the aim was to get drunk first same as in life )
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I'm not entirely certain what the aim was. It's apparently getting drunk or high. When I started I figured you guys would just play capture the flag or something.
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Yes well, introduce a game in Forumshire and its bound to end up like Calvinball sooner rather than later
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Calvinball!
Ah, such memories. My childhood of yore consisted mostly of Calvin and Hobbes collections and C. S. Lewis/Tolkien literature.
Only the best upbringing for yours truly!
Ah, such memories. My childhood of yore consisted mostly of Calvin and Hobbes collections and C. S. Lewis/Tolkien literature.
Only the best upbringing for yours truly!
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This is so much fun ! And there's me thinking you had to eliminate the 'enemy','opposition', whatever ? {{{by any means necessary }}}
Capture the flag whilst high as a kite or stone drunk & off yer face ??? MMmmmm, okay. I still wanna batter someone ??
Capture the flag whilst high as a kite or stone drunk & off yer face ??? MMmmmm, okay. I still wanna batter someone ??
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Mrs. Figg: Zzz... *snort* Zzzz...
[1] Dreams of a purist re-edit of the Lord of the Rings, in which Viggo Mortensen is replaced by a crabbit Scotsman troubles your sleep. You toss and turn fitfully.
[1] Dreams of a purist re-edit of the Lord of the Rings, in which Viggo Mortensen is replaced by a crabbit Scotsman troubles your sleep. You toss and turn fitfully.
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