Roll to Dodge!

crabbit and ruggedly handsome Scotsman   (well assuming its in the pitch dark, and you have your eyes closed that is and are using your imagination- but still adjectives count!)

(with realistic gripping hand- for the buckie bottles   )

a hook would be more useful. ask Jaime.   

Damn, my boat! And that beast



wrestle with the white big thing!

POINT AND LAUGH AT THE DISTANT FIGURE OF RINGDROTTEN BEING ATTACKED BY A WHITE THING AND THEN FALL OVER DRUNK, BUT ONLY AFTER RELEAVING MYSELF IN ANY AVAILABLE CRANBERRY PATCHES.

Pettytyrant101 wrote: BUT ONLY AFTER RELEAVING MYSELF IN ANY AVAILABLE CRANBERRY PATCHES.

Well it could be worse. The first time I read it as "ONLY AFTER REVEALING MYSELF..."   

Well a drunk in a kilt releaving themselves in a cranberry is bound to revel something   

 

I was going to update this and then saw that Azriel hadn't posted yet, nor Mrs. Figg yet, for that matter!
Team red could probably use the help there Figgster, if you're feeling better and have the time.

I'm a bit tired this evening, and sad. Today was Father's Day and all, and my dad is thousands of miles away back East.  

That and none of my friend's on Steam are online, or willing to play anything.   

FIND THREE EGGS LYING IN A BONFIRE, THEY CRACK OPEN TO REVEAL 3 ANGRY PUSSIES WITH WINGS. THEY BELCH FIRE ON PURISTS.

I am spotting a trend here!!   

Purists Vs. Liberals: Round 5
Bungobaggins: Conjure a prosthetic arm for Petty
[6] With a mere wave of your increasingly magical grass-ropes and a focused thought you easily conjure a prosthetic arm (one with a beer-grip) for Pettytyrant. Unfortunately, your conjurations have apparently only been possible so far through the great power of the dark god Armok! You feel your heart blacken slightly; Armok's evil touch now a palpable presence in the back of your mind. Your hat turns the colour of blood...

Azriel: Push Petty in stream, scoop warm embers to unfreeze Ringo, bash Yeti with shield
[5] A trip and a push and the inebriated Petty goes flying, face-first, into the chilly water. You laugh hysterically as his kilt is torn off and swept away in the rushing water. However, this takes too much time, and you cannot yet go to the aid of Ringdrotten.

Pettytyrant: Point and laugh at the distant figure of Ringdrotten being attacked by a white thing, and then fall over drunk. But only after relieving myself in any available cranberry patches
[1] You are so embarrassed at the loss of your kilt that you keep your lower half well below the surface. The sound of Azriel's laughter reddens your cheeks, and after the shock of your fall into the water, you find you no longer need to pee... Not only this, but your prosthetic arm slips off your nubby stub, and No, it does not float.

Mrs. Figg: Find three eggs lying in a bonfire. They crack open to reveal three angry pussies with wings. They belch fire on the Purists
[1] Awakening at last, and inspired by a lovely dream in which fiery pussies figured prominently, you boldly walk into the flames of the nearby forge and pick up what appears to be an egg. It's actually a block of smouldering clay! You stumble back, now fully awake. Your hat and bustle are on fire!

Ringdrotten: Wrestle with the big white thing!
[6] Despite your cries for "help!" noone comes. In the distance, you see Petty fall headfirst into the stream. This comforts and emboldens you slightly and, with a sudden burst of power and ferocity you did not know you possessed, you attack the white beast and lock its large head under your arm. Tendons bursting with tensile strength, you pull up viciously... and it's head comes ripping off with a sudden THWWWRRKK! Your arms shaking, endorphins rushing through your body, you observe your fallen foe with a glorious sensation of physical prowess.
Suddenly, you realize that you just manually decapitated a harmless Bigfoot impersonator. Crap.

Round 5:

 

 

I wasted a turn on you, Petty.

Remove flag pole from ground. Whittle the end so it is sharp and pointy and use it to stab Azriel.

Hey how I was to know I would somehow end up messing up just falling over drunk- I do that all that time with consummate ease   


GUDDLE A FISH WITH MY GOOD ARM AND THROW IT AT AZRIEL JUST BEFORE BUNGO ATTACKS TO DISTRACT HER SO SHE IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD.

azriel wrote:Bungo the brainless

Hey, I resemble that remark.

    

I quite enjoyed doing this one.

I suppose I should have put a bag of blue under Bungo's arm. Oh well, the meth stash is probably back in the RV still.

Oh and I'm not sure how that ambush will work out, considering that Bungo's action happens before yours every round Petty. Then again, it might not matter, as who knows what attempting to catch a fish might lead to if you roll another 6.   

 

Sneak into the purists' camp, steal bungo's mobile meth-lab and drive it to the liberals' camp

 

Hm.. I'll need to change paint programs. There's no way in heck that I am going to redraw that RV, and my current program doesn't support select-and-drag options, frustratingly enough! I'll take care of it.

Edit: It's frustrating, but if I make all the actual changes I want, paint-wise, in my first program then save the image in three parts (one per layer), then open those three files and change the placement of the RV in my second program, THEN save that image as a single-layer j-peg I can then upload it and use it. However, I can't open that same image and edit the layers in it any more with my first program (the one I'm using) as the second program I got to fix this problem has a different default file-type that it uses for works-in-progress (.pnd vs. .ora). Even if I save them all as .png I still can't get the second program to save the image in three layers, even though the first program does offer that function. Unless I save it as three separate images and then somehow hope to be able to combine them again in the first program.
I probably won't be able to, however, as the dimensions of any file I open up in the first program is undefined (the "center" of the image is seemingly random, or obscured relative to the actual borders of the maximum dimensions), for some reason (this is meant to allow for the expansion of any image into an extremely large format) so that I can't get the layers to sit right on top of each-other. I can't even directly import them, I have to copy and paste them with the programs clipboard from another open window, at which point they usually don't line up as I want them to. There isn't a straightening or drag or center or line-up feature either, at least none that I've found so far.
So unless I somehow figure out a way to get those three separate images to line-up in my first program, I'll have to redo the movement of the RV for every single upload from now on. Unless I just switch to a different program I have yet to find. I think that might be the best option.

All because the bloody program doesn't support the basic, easy, and near-universal feature of select-and-drag.

Edit to the Edit:
I've looked over several of the better-looking free paint programs, and I still like the one I've been using far more. It won't take all that long really, I'll just have to move that RV for each round from now on.