Countdown to Bungo's 1000th Post!

I think I need medication, Im pretty sure Im now scarred for the rest of me naturals

At least its easier in a kilt

ARGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does some compensation for emotional distress sound, Azriel?

Thanks Blue *fffufff*

I'll send you the bill. Though the compensation should almost cover it.

Fook, are you expensive cant I have a few teeny weeny scheckles left to go prancing about in a dishonest & disobedient fashion ??

I could always take you out for a client lunch on the company, and people in my profession do prefer the "3 stars in the Michelin guide" variety of those.

What about my distress? Damn automatic windows

Well, we could of course sue the car manufacturer.

Just so long as I dont have to show the evidence in court

Ah, that could be a problem. I guess we could ask for a closed court. Common decency taken into consideration and all that.

I want more Compensation than old blue B******s there, He didnt see what I (could) see, Im traumatized !

Well thats not my fault- I had no idea it was you in the car!

Oh, fine. I'll waive the fee.

I like a conducive result, {{{as long as mine is more than yours ?}}} And try, for gawds sake Petty to use a door in future, & if you feel the need, please for the love of Jesus, Mary & Joseph, put a woolly sheep round your rampant parts.

Doesnt seem hard to break down that Fjordyordy strong will
What else can I sue for

Oh, I'm not above waiving a fictitious legal fee to get in someones good books.

azriel wrote:And try, for gawds sake Petty to use a door in future, & if you feel the need, please for the love of Jesus, Mary & Joseph, put a woolly sheep round your rampant parts.

Yes.. um.. Petty. I think that's the stipulations the court set.

I do not get this. I looked Bungo up and it says his last post is unknown and he has only 3283 posts. So who is he and why are you doing this?

I can assure you Bungo is very much real leelee, probably, hard for me to tell what with all the buckie hallucinations

But when I look up Bungo' stats I get-

Posts : 3283 (2.17% of total)
Posts per day : 8.25
Latest post : Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:07 pm

Not sure why the info you got was not accurate about when they last posted and 3283 posts its almost respectable, hardly 'only 3283' surely?

Bungo made this thread like nine months ago, when he first reached 1000 posts.  It's been bumped for repeatedly for subsequent milestones and miscellaneous chat since then.

leelee wrote:So who is he

and why are you doing this?

Isn't it obvious?

hmm. I do not know what you are all up to, but above me Bungo supposedly just posted but again when I looked it up it says last post is unknown. This is the only site where a few dear persons like pretending they are more than one person, so I imagine he is Petty or Orwell or who knows, but how come? I don't think one bit less that some of you have multiple personalities, that is part of your appeal, I just like to keep a little up. I still have not understood the brackets with the smells, but I need to understand this.
I mean Odo and his crew were dead and then they were not. Could be, and I am not saying this is a fact, but could be why new people, real new people are rare and those that do come get therapy. Good thing we have a hidden garden we can go to.