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Post by azriel Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:26 pm

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Post by malickfan Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:32 pm

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Embarassed cyclops Shocked :brows: silent

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Post by Eldorion Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:45 pm

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Post by azriel Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:47 am

Embarassed Shocked Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:00 pm

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Post by halfwise Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:50 pm

How did each one of you miss the obvious:  Moon

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:08 pm

:facepalm:
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:11 pm

Ticket Inspector- Where did you join this train?

Spike- Clapham Junction.

Ticket Inspector- But this train doesn't stop at Clapham Junction.

Spike- You think it was easy!

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Post by azriel Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:52 am

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:53 am

oldie but a goodie. Laughing

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Post by halfwise Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:31 pm

What's the green stuff they're slopping about? Question

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:35 pm

{{From Round the Horne- (the simple gags are always the best) }}


Villian: Scream all you like my dear, no one will hear you in this dungeon.

Female victim: Why have you strapped me to this operating table?!

Villian: Call it an old man's whim.

Female Victim: Alright, why have you strapped me to this old man's whim?!

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:15 pm

Scarborough had an earthquake. slap laugh 3.8 you lightweights. the Army are sending emergency supplies of scratch cards and crisps.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:29 pm

the Army are sending emergency supplies of scratch cards and crisps.- Figg

{{{ slap laugh }}}

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Post by halfwise Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:42 pm

I still want to know what that green glop in Yorkshire airlines is supposed to be.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:51 pm

{{{Im going for salty mushy peas Nod }}

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Post by azriel Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:10 pm

Aye lad, mushy peas it is Smile

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:27 pm

tis grand stuff Nod
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Post by halfwise Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:45 pm

Why would you mush up peas? They're so lovely the way they are.

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Post by azriel Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:45 pm

So you can suck 'em up a straw Halfy lad Smile

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Post by halfwise Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:19 pm

No

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:11 am

its actually disgusting stuff. give me nice firm juicy peas any day.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:11 pm

{{One of Americas best ever tv exports (whooping American audience aside getting in the way of the timing accepted of course Mad Why are Americans so, excitable?! Mad ) Probably wouldn't get made these days but without it I doubt we would have got so much that followed it (oddly enough especially modern animated adult tv)}}


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