Things that are making you crabbit! [2]

I am damp and growing mould.

Just the way I like it!

I am growing my own penicilin

Good... I have a sore throat.

you wouldnt want to put your throat anywhere near my mould

Each to their own Figgy....

You've come 2 die and u cross the line

...........?

ally said only the good die young

I for one am banking on that!

We don't accept that kind of thing in banking anymore. Apparently selling things to people that are gonna die soon is 'morally unacceptable'.

Think people should read their paperwork myself.

Wheres Orwell got to? He off fighting crime again?

he is probably doing something worm related

ew.

not everyone can be that cumberwhoever in your signature. leave Orwell out alone

cumberwhat?!

posted a thread on TORn called why has PJ employed at least 4 comedians for roles in TH? it was a question that was making me curious, only one person in about 60 has actually understood my question, it boggles my noodle.

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented

Didnt have Rasputin as a relative did he ?
They tried to bump him off enough times & failed.
Well, until the end

thats so true

hey I did that.

street view doesn't go to my house

Norc wrote:street view doesn't go to my house

....not until Google builds a reindeer-cam!

fuuu..