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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic
You really dont want to know!
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Dont worry i'll be on my best behaviour,, (((in front of the wifey anyway))))
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Best not mention the Golden Showers then! ![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
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Golden Showers? whats that? has he been up to his old tricks again? the Cloud thing was bad enough!
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Golden Showers yeah that was my idea.
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Always wanted to ask King Midas- do you not find going to the bathroom a risky propostion? I mean some things you dont want golden!
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Good question Scottish human, nice to see there is someone at this dratted picnic I can talk to, anyway it did turn to gold so I melted it with my furnace and put a tap on the end, its very chic in a Chav kinda way.
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I am hoping Hades isnt going to do any smiting and plagueing at this ere picnic.
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Well that sounds...posh Midas.
And in fairness there is more than a week to go until the picnic officially opens. Im only here to look out a spot for my barrel and where I am going to put my, ooops I mean, Queen Tinuviels Buckie supply.
Need somewhere with a bit of shade and where Beren won't see it- and not just shade for the buckie, we Scotshobbit turn to lethatrgic pools of sweat in tempertures above about 6 degrees you know.
Well its ocome as a God of your choice- there might even be more than one Hades- you never know!
And in fairness there is more than a week to go until the picnic officially opens. Im only here to look out a spot for my barrel and where I am going to put my, ooops I mean, Queen Tinuviels Buckie supply.
Need somewhere with a bit of shade and where Beren won't see it- and not just shade for the buckie, we Scotshobbit turn to lethatrgic pools of sweat in tempertures above about 6 degrees you know.
Well its ocome as a God of your choice- there might even be more than one Hades- you never know!
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Somebody menton Buckie. hic! Nice.
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Ah now! Nobody touches the buckie without my say so!!! ![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
This is Queen Tins private reserves and she gets a bit, tetchy, if things happen to it.
Besides she has probably put some sneaky elvish magic on it or something to safeguard it.
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This is Queen Tins private reserves and she gets a bit, tetchy, if things happen to it.
Besides she has probably put some sneaky elvish magic on it or something to safeguard it.
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I found the buckie stash, honest, its down there look!
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Ooh is that my taxi?
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Where did my taxi go? ![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
And get your eyes of my buckie you sandal wearing hummus eater!![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
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And get your eyes of my buckie you sandal wearing hummus eater!
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here it is, keep your kilt on!
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I think I've been drinking too much again.
Either that or the Valkyries have been on a make-over show.
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Its Pegasus silly, is he grey, is he white? give him a carrot and he'll tell you.
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Grey or white my buckied eyes can deal with- its the pychedelic rainbows that are making me ill!
ps do I need one of farmer Dave's special carrrots?
ps do I need one of farmer Dave's special carrrots?
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oops well they do say its better out than in!
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oh I loves a little party
as I'm only very little
trotting amid the togas
lips a'drippin' with my spittle
oh i loves to trot Olympus
my arse close to ground
espying all the bare legs
some hairy, some quite round
oh I loves to drink the nectar
provided by the Gods
I should love to dance with Hera
with Dryads, Naiads, frogs
oh I loves a little party
but i'm only very little
oh I hope every Goddess loves me
in spite of all my spittle!
as I'm only very little
trotting amid the togas
lips a'drippin' with my spittle
oh i loves to trot Olympus
my arse close to ground
espying all the bare legs
some hairy, some quite round
oh I loves to drink the nectar
provided by the Gods
I should love to dance with Hera
with Dryads, Naiads, frogs
oh I loves a little party
but i'm only very little
oh I hope every Goddess loves me
in spite of all my spittle!
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I need an umbrella emoticon. Is that rain?....Eeewwgh! ![Suspect](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif)
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Oh will you come to play with me? -
but you seem a little petty! -
and somewhat brawny for a Babe -
is your hair a little wetty? -
some say as you're a Lady -
though you seem too crude for that -
and what's hanging 'neath your kilty -
so long, so round, so fat?
oh dearie! a vital part of you! -
I thought it was your sword! -
Eegad! You're not a girlie -
You're a Laddie after all!
but you seem a little petty! -
and somewhat brawny for a Babe -
is your hair a little wetty? -
some say as you're a Lady -
though you seem too crude for that -
and what's hanging 'neath your kilty -
so long, so round, so fat?
oh dearie! a vital part of you! -
I thought it was your sword! -
Eegad! You're not a girlie -
You're a Laddie after all!
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Hey why is there a little chap under my kilt peering at my, um, little chap? ![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
What sort of a picnic is this going to be Mrs Figg? Get your Gods under control before I have a pressing need to relieve my buckie consumption over him!![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
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What sort of a picnic is this going to be Mrs Figg? Get your Gods under control before I have a pressing need to relieve my buckie consumption over him!
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Who the blazes let him in? Dont want any of that sort at my picnic, scare the horses he will, and me, crikey!
Little Loki Panic? I want respectable gods at my picnic thank you.
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