Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

You really dont want to know!

Dont worry i'll be on my best behaviour,, (((in front of the wifey anyway))))

Best not mention the Golden Showers then!

Golden Showers? whats that? has he been up to his old tricks again? the Cloud thing was bad enough!

Golden Showers yeah that was my idea.

Always wanted to ask King Midas- do you not find going to the bathroom a risky propostion? I mean some things you dont want golden!

Good question Scottish human, nice to see there is someone at this dratted picnic I can talk to, anyway it did turn to gold so I melted it with my furnace and put a tap on the end, its very chic in a Chav kinda way.

I am hoping Hades isnt going to do any smiting and plagueing at this ere picnic.

Well that sounds...posh Midas.

And in fairness there is more than a week to go until the picnic officially opens. Im only here to look out a spot for my barrel and where I am going to put my, ooops I mean, Queen Tinuviels Buckie supply.
Need somewhere with a bit of shade and where Beren won't see it- and not just shade for the buckie, we Scotshobbit turn to lethatrgic pools of sweat in tempertures above about 6 degrees you know.


Well its ocome as a God of your choice- there might even be more than one Hades- you never know!

Somebody menton Buckie. hic! Nice.

Ah now! Nobody touches the buckie without my say so!!!
This is Queen Tins private reserves and she gets a bit, tetchy, if things happen to it.
Besides she has probably put some sneaky elvish magic on it or something to safeguard it.

I found the buckie stash, honest, its down there look!

Ooh is that my taxi?

Where did my taxi go?
And get your eyes of my buckie you sandal wearing hummus eater!

here it is, keep your kilt on!

I think I've been drinking too much again. Either that or the Valkyries have been on a make-over show.

Its Pegasus silly, is he grey, is he white? give him a carrot and he'll tell you.

Grey or white my buckied eyes can deal with- its the pychedelic rainbows that are making me ill!

ps do I need one of farmer Dave's special carrrots?

Yus

oops well they do say its better out than in!

oh I loves a little party
as I'm only very little
trotting amid the togas
lips a'drippin' with my spittle

oh i loves to trot Olympus
my arse close to ground
espying all the bare legs
some hairy, some quite round

oh I loves to drink the nectar
provided by the Gods
I should love to dance with Hera
with Dryads, Naiads, frogs

oh I loves a little party
but i'm only very little
oh I hope every Goddess loves me
in spite of all my spittle!

I need an umbrella emoticon. Is that rain?....Eeewwgh!

Oh will you come to play with me? -
but you seem a little petty! -
and somewhat brawny for a Babe -
is your hair a little wetty? -

some say as you're a Lady -
though you seem too crude for that -
and what's hanging 'neath your kilty -
so long, so round, so fat?

oh dearie! a vital part of you! -
I thought it was your sword! -
Eegad! You're not a girlie -
You're a Laddie after all!

Hey why is there a little chap under my kilt peering at my, um, little chap?
What sort of a picnic is this going to be Mrs Figg? Get your Gods under control before I have a pressing need to relieve my buckie consumption over him!

Who the blazes let him in? Dont want any of that sort at my picnic, scare the horses he will, and me, crikey! Little Loki Panic? I want respectable gods at my picnic thank you.