Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Orwell?!!!... wotyoudooin?..... yuck!.....thats unsanitary........

yes I know it hurts.......yes being picked up by the ear does twinge...............


ANDIAMO !


right now we are in the magic forest must find a way to eruvate you back to Ozhobbitstan, we need a wizard but the wizards in these parts are all having a siesta, oh what to do? I think we need to bring out the big guns, we need carrot magic, the Olde and Moste Potente, we need a funny shaped protuberance and a funny shaped tuber, Mandragora, and maybe some ear wax, we need Odo The WhiteTurnipHead, all missuse of moderating is his dominion. I await instruction.

So do I! Amarie! Amarie! Ouch - that doesn't tickle Mrs Figg - leave my ear alone, will you!



{{{Oh my goodness -- Mrs Figg is crazier than even I imagined... I only hope she hasn't read back through her last few posts on this thread and saw me seeing wot her hubby and her were doin'....}}}

I can extract him! I have the technology!

Oh I get a bad feeling about this plan of yours, Figgy! Don't get Odo involved! Who knows what other creatures might sprout from his mind, like Orwell did, if some carrot juice gets rubbed in the wrong place. Rest does sound perfectly reasonable though.

I've always found the best way of extracting something is on the end of a mithril capped boot moving at exceptinonal speed.

Orwell was a man ()
but now she's a women
a women stuck in another women's head
So should Forumshire's "Favourite Male" be called something else instead?

I've always wondered;
is Orwell even a name?
I'd prefer Carly
though would Orwell think the same?

Her friends are trying to help
so she can be a women free once more
Figg's looking for a wizard
GB would know what to do for sure!

And meanwhile The Top of Forumshire looks on
with glum faces for sure
And Eldo's got the books out
To check the rule of law (surely some breach of privacy? If I was M. Figg I would be seeking compensation)

To wisley conclude,
she may never be the same
though now she can help cut my bangs
so I can't complain!

Erroneously placed in the book of biblical parodies by Jenny Sis


Thanks for all your help Wisey!

Quality Channeling young Ally. Quality.

hurray we have a wizard channelling apprentice. with a great hat.


Can't agree more, guys.... Would you mind passing me that portion of caramel slice, Mrs Figg.... no, the smaller one, I'm on a diet....

Wisey would be proud of you, I'm sure, Ally! 500 points for Gryffindor!

Channelin's an Arcane art -
tho' 'ardly never factual -
and now and then one comes along
a Veritable! a Natural!

All praises my Apprentice
(tho truly i never knew! )
I name thee, "Channel Ally",
A channeller thru and thru!

From Wisey Bank's Dream, had recently.

Wisey Banks