The Future of Forumshire
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Pettytyrant101
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
Your first error there Halfwise was forgiving a woman- they dinae like it, gets their heckles up, they don't respect it and besides- women should never be forgiven for anything all the way back to the bloody apple!! (Not that I'm a bitter old drunk or anything, no certainly not).
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
Petty and just to show there are no hard feelings..carrots just for you
see Halfwise, my techno skills know no bounds..in that letter you mentioned, was one of your bad points telling women they are crap at computer skills? just askin..
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see Halfwise, my techno skills know no bounds..in that letter you mentioned, was one of your bad points telling women they are crap at computer skills? just askin..
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
Figgy - you learned how to paste carrots! Huzzah!
As a long time educator I have amassed considerable empirical evidence that women are the intellectually superior sex. The only thing holding all you women back is the fact that you are a pack of friggin' loony-tunes.
So any comments about your computer skills were directed squarely and lovingly at you in person, not as a member of your fair sex.![Kissing](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1096485955.gif)
But to be fair I only ever repeated what you said yourself....maybe amplified a wee bit.
(somehow that argument never gets me anywhere no matter when I use it.)
As a long time educator I have amassed considerable empirical evidence that women are the intellectually superior sex. The only thing holding all you women back is the fact that you are a pack of friggin' loony-tunes.
So any comments about your computer skills were directed squarely and lovingly at you in person, not as a member of your fair sex.
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But to be fair I only ever repeated what you said yourself....maybe amplified a wee bit.
(somehow that argument never gets me anywhere no matter when I use it.)
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
ok thats fair enough
You could always blame Ferguson.
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Actually that was back in Philips' administration. We were such a team in dealing with truculent young trollops. After I'd have a tiff with a young lady and flopped back in the arm chair in disdain he'd magically materialize and at just the right moment with an ever so slightly pompous wave of the arm and ever so slightly raised eyebrow declaim: "The door, madam."
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
Orwell and Petty I demand a apology!
And one from the top of forumshire saying this disgraceful behavior will never be repeated!
Also, I want 2 million pounds.
And one from the top of forumshire saying this disgraceful behavior will never be repeated!
Also, I want 2 million pounds.
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
If I had a pound for every time I have been shown the door by supercilious majordomii, I wouldnt need the 2 million pounds that I too demand from admin for giving me squirmy tummy and hiccups on April 1st.
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Orwell and Petty I demand a apology!- Ally
Orwell probably has done something he should apologise for (he usually has) but what have I done this time?
Orwell probably has done something he should apologise for (he usually has) but what have I done this time?
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth - and that's a fact!
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
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Didn't know how to introduce that delicious carrot into one of my posts, then I thought that this might be as good a place as any.
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
This is why we don't win any 'Best Forum' awards on the internet.
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
So true, Ally. But we don't need an award to know that we are the best
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
I prefer to talk about the carrot rather than the butter comment.
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
I just read this whole thing, and the first page I was actually about to cry
Shame on you Eldo! But it was a great prank
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
yes me too!
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Re: The Future of Forumshire
I can't read that but I'm pretty sure it's telling you not to hotlink (and they're right, you really shouldn't; it's a dick move and it costs other people bandwidth money). Just copy the images you wanted and upload them to Photobucket or Imgur.
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Its all gobbledegook to me whether its in French, English or Martian.
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Norc wrote:or copy image address and so.
No, that's what hotlinking is.
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oh thats ok then, I send all my images through photobucket. nice to know I am doing something right on the computer.
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You can get a photobucket app for your browser thats very handy. Any pic or gif you see on a website and like you just right click on and select upload to photobucket.
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