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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:49 pm

Your first error there Halfwise was forgiving a woman- they dinae like it, gets their heckles up, they don't respect it and besides- women should never be forgiven for anything all the way back to the bloody apple!! (Not that I'm a bitter old drunk or anything, no certainly not).

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:30 pm

Petty and just to show there are no hard feelings..carrots just for you Very Happy

see Halfwise, my techno skills know no bounds..in that letter you mentioned, was one of your bad points telling women they are crap at computer skills? just askin.. Suspect

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:23 pm

Evil or Very Mad If this keeps up I'm going to find myself joining Odo's Church of Respctability (And Sixth Form Girls After School Activities Club-to give it its full title, although I don't think I'm allowed to join that part- and Odo teaches all the activities Suspect ).

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Post by halfwise Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:05 pm

Figgy - you learned how to paste carrots! Huzzah!

As a long time educator I have amassed considerable empirical evidence that women are the intellectually superior sex. The only thing holding all you women back is the fact that you are a pack of friggin' loony-tunes.

So any comments about your computer skills were directed squarely and lovingly at you in person, not as a member of your fair sex. Kissing

But to be fair I only ever repeated what you said yourself....maybe amplified a wee bit.

(somehow that argument never gets me anywhere no matter when I use it.)

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:04 pm

ok thats fair enough Kissing You could always blame Ferguson. Twisted Evil
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Post by halfwise Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:17 am

Actually that was back in Philips' administration. We were such a team in dealing with truculent young trollops. After I'd have a tiff with a young lady and flopped back in the arm chair in disdain he'd magically materialize and at just the right moment with an ever so slightly pompous wave of the arm and ever so slightly raised eyebrow declaim: "The door, madam."

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Post by Ally Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:48 am

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Post by Ally Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:52 am

Orwell and Petty I demand a apology!
And one from the top of forumshire saying this disgraceful behavior will never be repeated!
Also, I want 2 million pounds.

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:29 pm

If I had a pound for every time I have been shown the door by supercilious majordomii, I wouldnt need the 2 million pounds that I too demand from admin for giving me squirmy tummy and hiccups on April 1st. Suspect
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:47 pm

Orwell and Petty I demand a apology!- Ally

Orwell probably has done something he should apologise for (he usually has) but what have I done this time? scratch

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:11 pm

scratch Dunno its probably cumulative stuff.

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Post by Orwell Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:51 pm

Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth - and that's a fact! Shrugging

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Post by Orwell Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:42 pm

:carrot:

Didn't know how to introduce that delicious carrot into one of my posts, then I thought that this might be as good a place as any. Very Happy

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Post by Ally Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:19 pm

This is why we don't win any 'Best Forum' awards on the internet.

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Post by Norc Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:21 pm

So true, Ally. But we don't need an award to know that we are the best Wink we make our own awards Very Happy
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Post by Amarië Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:00 pm

I prefer to talk about the carrot rather than the butter comment.

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Post by Tinuviel Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:34 pm

I just read this whole thing, and the first page I was actually about to cry Sad Shame on you Eldo! But it was a great prank cyclops

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:34 pm

yes me too! Shocked
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Post by chris63 Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:17 am

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Post by Eldorion Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:25 am

I can't read that but I'm pretty sure it's telling you not to hotlink (and they're right, you really shouldn't; it's a dick move and it costs other people bandwidth money). Just copy the images you wanted and upload them to Photobucket or Imgur. Wink
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Post by Norc Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:39 pm

or copy image address and so.
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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:34 pm

Its all gobbledegook to me whether its in French, English or Martian. Shocked
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Post by Eldorion Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:54 pm

Norc wrote:or copy image address and so.

No, that's what hotlinking is. Wink If you just paste the original image address and put it between [IMG] tags in your post, then it is still hosted on the server of whatever site you found it on. That means that whenever someone views the image on this forum, then the original site's servers still get pinged and have to send the information about the image over here. That costs the owner of the original server money in bandwidth even though his site isn't getting any traffic out of it. That's why I recommended re-uploading the image to a site like Photobucket, whose purpose is for people to host images they want to share elsewhere, or even to our own native image host here on the forum. That way we don't unfairly cost anyone else money. Smile
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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:35 pm

oh thats ok then, I send all my images through photobucket. nice to know I am doing something right on the computer. Cool
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:34 pm

You can get a photobucket app for your browser thats very handy. Any pic or gif you see on a website and like you just right click on and select upload to photobucket.

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