Respectability

It being so quiet, I assume all the Unrespespectable (and Disrespectable) folk have gone away, which leaves only the respectable folk left. It's time for rejoicing, I feel.

I have been quietly praying for tis day for ever so long, Mr Banks. The Year Twelve girls especially.. They do so enjoy your Respectability Classes, you know...

I admit, I don't miss all the inane namby-pamby bleatings on the BBST... Rubbish and tripe and fluff!

Bout f&*^%&*g tym thengz gott resspuktibble, Nunkle Odd!

Frankly, I've been too busy Wedding Planning to care...

Frankly, Odo, this is what I think of them...

Oh if I only things could stay this nice,
I was only just saying it to my Wife,
Then we could enjoy our time in 'Impeccability',
That State of Being beyond Respectability!

Wisey Banks

No you wasn't jst just sayin' that, Wisey... I only just cum home, just then... ohhh you're channelin'... I see....

odo banks wrote:It being so quiet, I assume all the Unrespespectable (and Disrespectable) folk have gone away, which leaves only the respectable folk left. It's time for rejoicing, I feel.

I assume you don't mean RESPECT in an Arethra Franklin vein. That ain't quiet at all.

They call me Ally the respectable

I'm not sure, but I don't think you two are the types of people we want coming to this thread. Nothing personal, mind...

Now Jane, was that one lump or two?

Oh... just one... we mustn't be excessive.. I must say, it's lovely to sit here looking out over your gardens... Is that Bella pruning the roses?

No, no, that's Primmy... hard to tell from behind... they do have a similarity of roundness around the... anyway, that's Bella hanging out the washing...

Lovely women -- stable, if you know what I mean?

I do indeed. Not your modern minded types. They have sound morals and a true sense of dedication and loyalty... Know what side their bread is buttered on...

You do spoil them though. Did I see a new maid in the scullery on the way to this sunroom? The seventh isn't it? You do choose the pretty ones.

Well, I don't like my wives being worked into the ground. Can't have them exhausted come bed time. That wouldn't be right.

I hope you're not too indulgent though, dear Odo. You don't want to ruin them totally...

A good smack now and then puts paid to any worry of that.. come bedtime... They're good hobbit lasses... It's Shady and Sunny who are the real worry.. I had to send them off top Uncle Bffo in Ozhobbitstan for some severe discipline... A bit of time in the mines never did a teenager any harm. They could be quite imperinent at times... Shady asked me if she could date that young Peter Tyant of Bagshot... Out of the quiestion! Him being a buckie-brewer's assistant... and a relative of a certain Forumshire resident who I don't like to talk about... And Sunny told me she did not want to go to Business School... wanted to be a poet and musician... Ridiculous! One airy-fairy hobbit in the family is enough... don't you think?

But Wisey is a lovely hobbit...

"Channelling is akin to homosexuality," as my Grandma always said, Jane... I know he's not - but people could easily jump to the wrong conclusion.. I mean 'rhymin' and 'love poems'... Very strange behaviour.

But he does have Porgy. She'd cure anyone's homosexuality, wouldn't she? Not that I'm suggesting Wisey needs curing, mind...

I say! Is that young Sam Gamgee the Eighth in the roasd.. Hello! Assistant Mayor Gamgee! Keep up the good work! And pass on my regards to Mayor Kafria... lovely hobbit...

Has he gone? My goodness, that Mayor Kafria is a damn horrid hobbit. I wish we could do something about her... You know, she's done absolutely nothing since being voted in... It's the drink, you know --- and that horrid screeching child of hers.. need I say ,more...

I've met Pseudo-Kafria... much more genuine typr of person... Oh my goodness, don't look, but isn't that Petty Tyrant walking past now...? Ghastly, ghastly hobbit...