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Post by odo banks Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:02 am

It being so quiet, I assume all the Unrespespectable (and Disrespectable) folk have gone away, which leaves only the respectable folk left. It's time for rejoicing, I feel. cheers

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Post by janesmith Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:03 am

I have been quietly praying for tis day for ever so long, Mr Banks. The Year Twelve girls especially.. They do so enjoy your Respectability Classes, you know... Very Happy
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Post by Orwell Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:05 am

I admit, I don't miss all the inane namby-pamby bleatings on the BBST... Rubbish and tripe and fluff! Rolling Eyes

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Post by Biffo Banks Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:06 am

Bout f&*^%&*g tym thengz gott resspuktibble, Nunkle Odd! Nod
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Post by Mirabella Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:07 am

Frankly, I've been too busy Wedding Planning to care... Shrugging
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Post by Pseudo-Kafria Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:08 am

Frankly, Odo, this is what I think of them... Moon

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Post by Wisey Banks Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:10 am

Oh if I only things could stay this nice,
I was only just saying it to my Wife,
Then we could enjoy our time in 'Impeccability',
That State of Being beyond Respectability!


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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:13 am

No you wasn't jst just sayin' that, Wisey... Suspect I only just cum home, just then... ohhh you're channelin'... I see.... Hurr durr
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Post by halfwise Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:46 pm

odo banks wrote:It being so quiet, I assume all the Unrespespectable (and Disrespectable) folk have gone away, which leaves only the respectable folk left. It's time for rejoicing, I feel. cheers

I assume you don't mean RESPECT in an Arethra Franklin vein. That ain't quiet at all.

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Post by Ally Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:35 pm

They call me Ally the respectable

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Post by Orwell Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:40 pm

I'm not sure, but I don't think you two are the types of people we want coming to this thread. Suspect Nothing personal, mind... Shrugging

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Post by odo banks Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:23 am

Now Jane, was that one lump or two?

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Post by janesmith Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:25 am

Oh... just one... we mustn't be excessive.. I must say, it's lovely to sit here looking out over your gardens... Is that Bella pruning the roses?
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Post by odo banks Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:26 am

No, no, that's Primmy... hard to tell from behind... they do have a similarity of roundness around the... anyway, that's Bella hanging out the washing...

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Post by janesmith Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:27 am

Lovely women -- stable, if you know what I mean?
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Post by odo banks Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:30 am

I do indeed. Not your modern minded types. They have sound morals and a true sense of dedication and loyalty... Know what side their bread is buttered on...

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Post by janesmith Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:31 am

You do spoil them though. Did I see a new maid in the scullery on the way to this sunroom? The seventh isn't it? You do choose the pretty ones.
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Post by odo banks Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:32 am

Well, I don't like my wives being worked into the ground. Can't have them exhausted come bed time. That wouldn't be right.

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Post by janesmith Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:33 am

I hope you're not too indulgent though, dear Odo. You don't want to ruin them totally...
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Post by odo banks Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:38 am

A good smack now and then puts paid to any worry of that.. come bedtime... They're good hobbit lasses... It's Shady and Sunny who are the real worry.. I had to send them off top Uncle Bffo in Ozhobbitstan for some severe discipline... A bit of time in the mines never did a teenager any harm. They could be quite imperinent at times... Shady asked me if she could date that young Peter Tyant of Bagshot... Out of the quiestion! Him being a buckie-brewer's assistant... and a relative of a certain Forumshire resident who I don't like to talk about... And Sunny told me she did not want to go to Business School... wanted to be a poet and musician... Ridiculous! One airy-fairy hobbit in the family is enough... don't you think?

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Post by janesmith Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:39 am

But Wisey is a lovely hobbit...
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Post by odo banks Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:41 am

"Channelling is akin to homosexuality," as my Grandma always said, Jane... I know he's not - but people could easily jump to the wrong conclusion.. I mean 'rhymin' and 'love poems'... Very strange behaviour.

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Post by janesmith Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:42 am

But he does have Porgy. She'd cure anyone's homosexuality, wouldn't she? Not that I'm suggesting Wisey needs curing, mind...
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Post by odo banks Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:45 am

I say! Is that young Sam Gamgee the Eighth in the roasd.. Hello! Assistant Mayor Gamgee! Keep up the good work! And pass on my regards to Mayor Kafria... lovely hobbit...

Has he gone? My goodness, that Mayor Kafria is a damn horrid hobbit. I wish we could do something about her... You know, she's done absolutely nothing since being voted in... It's the drink, you know --- and that horrid screeching child of hers.. need I say ,more... Rolling Eyes

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Post by janesmith Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:47 am

I've met Pseudo-Kafria... much more genuine typr of person... Oh my goodness, don't look, but isn't that Petty Tyrant walking past now...? Ghastly, ghastly hobbit...
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