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Re: Respectability
It's the drink with him too...
Oh my goodness, it's as busy as Picadilly out there today... Isn't that Lord Eldorion and that Fjordianlandian trollop... Norc? Norc? Is that her name? Horrible people...
Oh my goodness, it's as busy as Picadilly out there today... Isn't that Lord Eldorion and that Fjordianlandian trollop... Norc? Norc? Is that her name? Horrible people...
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odo banks- Respectable Hobbit of Needlehole
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Ypu someytimes wonder what the neighbourhood is coming to, dont you? There's that Amarie... Shush! A vulgar Fjordianlandian too, I hear, and not to be trusted...
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odo banks- Respectable Hobbit of Needlehole
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Present company excepted, of course.
janesmith- Mother Superior: Our Lady of the Anklelength Frock
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Of course, Jane... You can be quite the wit when you want to be..
Talking of wit, isn't that Halfwise the Halfwit sauntering past? Halfwit -- do you get it....?
Talking of wit, isn't that Halfwise the Halfwit sauntering past? Halfwit -- do you get it....?
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Why he thinks no one recognizes him with that silly mask on is beyond belief.. Quarterwit, perhaps?
janesmith- Mother Superior: Our Lady of the Anklelength Frock
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How very droll you are, Jane... How very!
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Hello Odo, Jane- Odo if you're going to duck own below your window when I walk by do bear in mine how tall your bonce is. You haven't seen Sam Gamgee the Eight go by here have you? Only I have a buckie consignment for the Mayors Office and was hoping to get him to take it so I could bunk off for a fly drink for an hour in the Duck and Muck. Oh wait, there's Halfwise, maybe he's going that way. Catch you two later- happy gossiping you old prudes.
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Re: Respectability
Oh dear!
Hello Petty.... didn't know you were skulking... err... standing there? Bye then... Say hello to Peter if you see him at the brewery...
Is he gone? What a ghastly ghastly person... Sneaking up like that, and all.... I feel all dirty now...
Hello Petty.... didn't know you were skulking... err... standing there? Bye then... Say hello to Peter if you see him at the brewery...
Is he gone? What a ghastly ghastly person... Sneaking up like that, and all.... I feel all dirty now...
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He certainly has that affect on people.... Snuck up on my OWN property. Listening to respectable people's private conversations... Seems you can't have Respectability to yourself without some obnoxious Scotshobbit tainting the moment...
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Let's go inside, shall we? We don't want our private conversations listened to.... I feel violated.
janesmith- Mother Superior: Our Lady of the Anklelength Frock
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He's not the only one in Forumshire who makes one feel that way... Come inside.... I'll close the doors. There we go.... and it was so nice in the sunroom this fine morning... Oh well... That's Forumshire for you. We must bear up, Jane. Stiff upper lip and all that.
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{{{ Oh, they've finally gone inside. Quick, Figgy - grab the toilet paper and do the trees while I spray-paint a giant Elvis on the wall..... }}}
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Respectable people are pants!
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That man sells butter now!!!
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Re: Respectability
Hello, hello, hello, what are you people doing to Uncle Odo's comfortable abode...?
And is that 'butter' you're smearing on Halfwise's ... Oh my Sweet Lawd! Petty!
Mrs Figg - you too!
As fine a pack of ruffians and hooligans as ever I've arrested any fine morning... It's off to the lockholes--- all of you...
And is that 'butter' you're smearing on Halfwise's ... Oh my Sweet Lawd! Petty!
Mrs Figg - you too!
As fine a pack of ruffians and hooligans as ever I've arrested any fine morning... It's off to the lockholes--- all of you...
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{{{ If the policewomen around here looked like Mirabella I'd never be out of trouble. }}}
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Hey! Is that a handheld Acme Encrypter you're holding, Halfwise?
Come on - hand it over.
You can't have those things on you when you're in custody...
And I wish you'd stop looking at me like that... Very discomforting...
Come on - hand it over.
You can't have those things on you when you're in custody...
And I wish you'd stop looking at me like that... Very discomforting...
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Hello, guys...
Hey, Mirabella... are you throwing these guys in your three pony Paddywagon? But why...
Oh I see...
Look what they've done to poor ol' Odo's comfortable abode... I hope you're going to get these wretches to clean up...
err
what's that you've got in your hand, Mirabellla?
oh... It's just one of those new handheld Acme Encrypters, isn't it....
I thought it was something else there for a second....
Hey, Mirabella... are you throwing these guys in your three pony Paddywagon? But why...
Oh I see...
Look what they've done to poor ol' Odo's comfortable abode... I hope you're going to get these wretches to clean up...
err
what's that you've got in your hand, Mirabellla?
oh... It's just one of those new handheld Acme Encrypters, isn't it....
I thought it was something else there for a second....
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Re: Respectability
Irabellmay ashey abbednay usay. Iey opehey eshay addlespay usay.
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Re: Respectability
Oy! Enough of your filthy talk, Halfwise... You just wait until I get you back to the Lockholes... You'll know what's what then!
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Mirabella- Woman strong enough to not fear beauty
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Re: Respectability
Respectability is overrated you know?
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Enough of your tweaks and groans...!
And what are you three doing back there to make the wagon roll and list so..? Stop it! We'll end up in a ditch the way you're going!
And what are you three doing back there to make the wagon roll and list so..? Stop it! We'll end up in a ditch the way you're going!
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Mirabella- Woman strong enough to not fear beauty
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I dunno, when Respectability is proctored by a stern, strict policemistress I may be all for it!
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