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Post by Ringdrotten Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:07 am

Ally wrote:Come in she said and shelter from the porn
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Post by Norc Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:23 pm

leelee wrote:
Norc wrote:question. This thread, I tend to ignore it, but I do peek in once in a while. I'm curious. Am I respectable. I'de like to be. Or am I a bit too... well.. me?
I have visited your blog and i think you are very pretty and witty and unbelievably talented. And respectable. Every bit as much as dear Odo.
Pretty, I would feel embarrassed, really. It is fine just as it is. But , honestly you are sweet, and thank you just the same.

aww Embarassed thank you ^^ <3
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:32 pm

Pretty, I would feel embarrassed, really.- leelee

Um, I'm to polite to complain you keep calling me by my sisters name leelee- but Pretty sent this message for me to pass on to you (she is away on an undercover mission for this weekends NotP) and I apoloigise for her message, but I best pass it on or she will only get worse;

"leelee, if you dont stop calling that drunken, wheezing, crabbit -Ive edited this bit as its just 6 lines of insults about me Mad - brother of mine by my name I will come to your forest and burn it down and teach you the opposite of gentleness, with spiked heels Extremely Crabbit "

Do forgive her psychotic bluntness leelee- she is a journalist!

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Post by leelee Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:12 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Pretty, I would feel embarrassed, really.- leelee

Um, I'm to polite to complain you keep calling me by my sisters name leelee- but Pretty sent this message for me to pass on to you (she is away on an undercover mission for this weekends NotP) and I apoloigise for her message, but I best pass it on or she will only get worse;

"leelee, if you dont stop calling that drunken, wheezing, crabbit -Ive edited this bit as its just 6 lines of insults about me Mad - brother of mine by my name I will come to your forest and burn it down and teach you the opposite of gentleness, with spiked heels Extremely Crabbit "

Do forgive her psychotic bluntness leelee- she is a journalist!

Both of you do forgive me. I say that sometimes because well the lego avy has a very what i would call pretty face and I do that when i am not thinking. In about a week or so i shall edit. But I have a suspicion that Petty DOES have a pretty face. I think that must be true somehow.
And as for you Pretty, please don't call your brother those names, I think life is so short and you must honor your brother. Or perhaps just call him names on special occasions, between brother and sister. And I am not the least bit offended. I have been both women's editor of a city newspaper and free lance correspondant and now i am a free lance writer. I used to have to sit in the mornings at an honest to goodness round table ( I think John our editor got it a jumble) and occasionally he would get super angry at someone and throw a typewriter at them. He could have killed someone. And all the fellows and especially one lady swore like a sailor. My face always turned red but I wasn't upset really. ( kay I was very upset but didn't let them know or they would have given up their lunch hours to sit and swear at me until I satisfied them my face could do a real rainbow).
So P E T T Y please forgive me. Now we really should have hands together in supplication emoticons too. Can someone please go shopping.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:39 pm

Blimey you lead a packed life leelee.

As to my face, all Im prepared to say is I do have one.

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Post by leelee Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:47 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Blimey you lead a packed life leelee.

As to my face, all Im prepared to say is I do have one.

Not a packed life dear, it was as we know it poverty. I was in a strange province, ran out of money had to get a job. Else I would have been too terrified to be a women's editor, i hated the job and was glad one day to chuck it and start working with abused and battered children. I understood them and they me and i actually felt like i was doing something , not just well er throwing out trash. When you need money it is surprising what jobs you will take. i was born into money and then my brother and i were thrown out when he was fourteen and i sixteen after his mother died and our father took a new wife. She didn't like us, end of the story.) We got rather handy at taking whatever jobs came our way. But that is pretty universal isn't it.
Say when is a new story going to break forth. I should very much like one of your stories to read about now. study
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:01 pm

I have something in the pipeline leelee- hopefully get it up at some point next week.

And yeah, done some pretty crappy jobs myself to make ends meet. Such is life.

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Post by leelee Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:26 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I have something in the pipeline leelee- hopefully get it up at some point next week.

And yeah, done some pretty crappy jobs myself to make ends meet. Such is life.

Oh I am so happy, I sometimes feel a lump in my throat when I am reading your work, for I do think mayhap that so much of your heart is in the words, I can almost feel I am walking just behind you and can see and hear everything. This is something to look forward to. I have to go and bathe my eyes, they are so tired from crying. When Ashley came home from work (he is a chef, never wanted to be one and will finally after fifteen grinding years be training to be a gold smith) he and Hasia went solemly to rebury LEah. Hasia wanted to see her one last time and put her in a shoe box, lined and with her pink treats that look exactly like Hershey kisses in her box. She wanted a eulogy so I made a small one and away they went up the hill to the pine trees behind the house. They were gone about ten minutes and she came back sobbing. Then she said " are you going to make after funeral food please, I am tired from crying and it gives you strength." I gave them all, Trav too, cake and cold milk and they sat in silence. And I thought, if PETTY were here he could pen a lovely story about this and I would read it and keep it forever. But ...oh well.
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Post by odo banks Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:18 pm

Jane: Oh Mr Banks! Mr Banks!

Odo: Yes Jane.. I'll let you in. Oh how energetically you bang on my door! Is there anything wrong?

Jane: There is, I'm afraid. It's the talk around town! The talk!

Odo: Talk? What talk, pray tell? ... Come in and take a seat...

Jane: Would you be as kind as to...

Odo: Say no more --- tea is it?

Jane: Oh thank you... But where was I? Oh yes... Have you not heard what Ms Leelee said?

Odo: No.. I haven't. I don't usually pry into private conversations as you know.

Jane: Well, I overheard her talking to about Mr Tyrant's creative talents...

Odo: What? Buckie drinking is not a creative talent, and that's the only talent he has that I'm aware of!

Jane: But I overheard her say: "And I thought, if PETTY were here he could pen a lovely story about this and I would read it and keep it forever. But ...oh well."

Odo: My goodness. Who did she say that to?

Jane: I have no idea. Some none-such -- there are plenty of them in Forumshire. I prefer to not take any notice any of such people.

Odo: Mmm...? She could have been saying it to Mr Tyrant himself... as a kindness....

Jane: Leelee is kind hearted --- and Petty is a none-such.....

Odo: True! ... So, anyhow, what do you think she meant by, "And I thought, if PETTY were here he could pen a lovely story about this and I would read it and keep it forever. But ...oh well."?

Jane: I have no idea... but I suspect she thinks him a fine 'writer'?!

Odo: But he's a Scotshobbit!

Jane: I know! I know!

Odo: Well, well, well... well that's a pretty disturbing kettle of fish.

Jane: I know! I know!

Odo: I hope he hasn't been showing Leelee his etchings as well....

Jane: Oh dear!

Odo: Hear take this tea. It'll help, I'm sure.

Jane: You are sooo kind, as usual, Odo. A gentlehobbit, true through and through...

Odo: Let's sit and ponder... I mean.... what a shock. Mr Tyrant a creative talent...? It's beyond all reason to think such thoughts!

Jane: I fear Miss Leelee has gone bonkers...

Odo: There there, Jane. But, yes, I think that's the heart of the matter. No need to worry. I'm sure she'll come to her senses... sooner or later... .


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Post by Ally Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:51 pm

Rolls eyes and puts hand on hip. What did you do in here, Patches. my rabbit reorganized my finances again and gave Petty creative blessings, or at least he thinks he did

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:52 pm

And very useful rabbit it was too Ally. Bit of a one track mind however, but thats rabbits for you, no matter what always thinking of the one thing- Daves carrots!

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Post by Orwell Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:42 am

Suspect

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Post by Garek the Guard Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:20 pm

There's an evil to the north, friend, and its name is Patches. A tomb like so many in Skyrim, where the dead have found no peace, and the living find no mercy.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:13 pm

Cant work out if thats the aftermath of a slaughter or a buckie party (much the same thing really).
But welcome to the forum Garek (I thought you'd be Cardassian!).
Never trust anyone called Patches that isnt a pet. Nod
I note you are a Guard- hows the knee? Are you attached to the Forumshire Sherriffs department and Mirabella? Or are you a freelance guard? Suspect

ps You may be interested in the slightly absurd Tale of Canthiss and Lydia, a Skyrim saga over on the arts and entertainment thread.

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Post by Garek the Guard Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:27 pm

Lord Admin hired me from from a recruitment agency a few years back, apparently there was a wave of sweetroll thefts or something. Haha, yeah knee. Skyrim guards are retarded, the whole damn lot of them. I myself was going to be a high school fooball star before I hurt my knee. Mad

(((I've looked at a few of that guys exploits actually. Been tracking him for awhile. Getting a lot of complaints that he's going around listed historical sites and raiding practically anything of value. Rolling Eyes)))
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:34 pm

Well at least Admin has stopped hiring from Odo's Goblin Security Firm. A Skyrim guard seems much more sensible to me, even if half of them do have a limp.

{{{for the record I would like to categorically state I have never stolen any sweetrolls, and any suggestions you may hear that I have been injecting them with buckie and selling them on in the Duck and Muck for a tidy profit are pure lies!}}}

And nice to know someone has been following the exploits of Canthiss- even if it is only for investigative legal purposes.

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Post by Garek the Guard Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:57 pm

I feel like just like Nick Angel. In Whiterun I was chasing down dangerous gangs who were importing knock off Daedric Armor from Morrowind. Now it's just petty thievery and drunken brawls...mostly involving you Sir

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:03 pm

Yes well if picking on innocent citizens who are just weaving their way home and may occasionally, by accident, have to defend themselves against the deliberetly and provocatively sober, is your idea of guard duty then yes.
However if you were to say investigate any of the Banks Business interests in Forumshire, or the dubious material published in the Archet Bugle, or what happened to Baingil, or the greatest crime ever perpetrated in Forumshire history- the theft of a coal scuttle- you will find real crime I warrant! Nod
But always the same- its the almost innocent drunk guy who feels the heavy boot of the law in their kilt not the powerful and rich! Mad

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Post by Eldorion Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:12 pm

I thought DI Eldo already solved the case of the coal scuttle. Suspect
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Post by Garek the Guard Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:13 pm

I'd watch your tongue if I were you. I've already got you for taking that stray chicken earlier...don't increase your bounty even higher Neutral
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:14 pm

The Tyrant clan disputes some of the 'facts' in that account Eldo! Mad

That chicken wasn't stray- it was lost! I only found it a good home...in my belly.

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Post by Garek the Guard Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:15 pm

Eldorion wrote:I thought DI Eldo already solved the case of the coal scuttle. Suspect

Of course he did. Just another silly drunk on the streets, Sir.
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Post by Garek the Guard Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:15 pm

Petty, unbuttoning your top would work...if you were a women
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:22 pm

I could unbelt my kilt if it'll help? Moon

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Post by Garek the Guard Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:02 pm

Disrespect me disrespect the law- any further and you'll be spending a night in the cell
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